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Obvious troll is too obvious.

  • 02-09-2011 11:19AM
    #1
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭


    From time to time I get an urge to troll other forum on boards just for the craic. Just start a thread and try and start an immediate fight or just get a ban, and see how people react. Why I have this urge I don’t know.

    Things along the likes of:Animals and pet issues:
    Hi, can anyone tell me why baby seals are so cute? It makes it so hard to club them! But, they do make good slippers.

    Or

    After hours:
    If god wanted people to speak Irish he would exist.

    Or

    Motoring:
    I just proved red cars are indeed faster than blue cars! My friend and I.......

    Or

    Music:
    Jedward have defined a generation, they deserve credit for that. Genius.

    There must be more (and better) ones?


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  • #2
    Beggared
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭Beggared


    Try trolling this thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056376052


  • #3
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Why the big text, OP?

    EDIT: Changed text size :mad:


  • #4
    themadchef
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Trolling pffft amateur

    Stalking is where it's at.


  • #5
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Kojak wrote: »
    Why the big text, OP?

    EDIT: Changed text size :mad:




    Big Biro


  • #6
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    I'm so happy to see Dublin doing a double header in the All Ireland Football Final. They're such a nice bunch of lads, and their supporters are always on time to matches in Croke Park. :D


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  • #7
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    tightropetom wrote: »
    I'm so happy to see Dublin doing a double header in the All Ireland Football Final. They're such a nice bunch of lads, and their supporters are always on time to matches in Croke Park. :D

    At least they turn up.


  • #8
    paddyandy
    Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    Guill : Mental illness shows itself in various ways.Were you traumatised?


  • #9
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Parenting forum:
    What harm can a few slaps do?

    Animals ans pets:
    Was walking my Alsation the otherday without a leash, some crazy bitch started shouting at me that the dog should be on a leash, she was afraid for her child, i told her i had a licence for my dog, has she one for her child? I can walk my dog where ever i like. the cheek of her.


  • #10
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    tightropetom wrote: »
    I'm so happy to see Dublin doing a double header in the All Ireland Football Final. They're such a nice bunch of lads, and their supporters are always on time to matches in Croke Park. :D

    At least they turn up.

    Well that one worked fairly quick!


  • #11
    Ronin247
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,256 ✭✭✭Ronin247


    Guill wrote: »
    Parenting forum:
    What harm can a few slaps do?

    :D:D


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  • #12
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    Guill wrote: »
    Well that one worked fairly quick!

    HAHA! Only took 2 mins! :D Too easy...


  • #13
    SeaFields
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    Angling forum....i kill all the fish i catch

    Weather forum....this New Zealand guys long range predictions are nothing short of genius

    Politics....Bertie Ahern deserves to be president for life for all the good he has done for Ireland.

    State Benefits....get a job

    GAA...Donegal's tactics are the way forward for the game.


  • #14
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Trolling is for sad little plebs so they can feel better about living with their parents.


  • #15
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    Trolling is for sad little plebs so they can feel better about living with their parents.


    Ninja troll, well played.


  • #16
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    That's a good point, I agree!

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  • #17
    Donal Og O Baelach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Donal Og O Baelach


    Archaeology forum:

    Me and my mates have set up a metal detecting club and love going out hunting for treasure. Below are pics of some of our finds.


  • #18
    Beggared
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭Beggared


    The Ladies Lounge: Have you got perpetual PMS or are you just a cnut?

    Models: Where's all the fit nudey birds?

    Rugby: Are yiz all gay or what?

    Shooting: Which vein is the easiest to use?

    All Things Retro: Anybody seen the new iPhone?

    Health & Fitness: Running in circles, what's that all about?

    Economics: Why can't I just print my own money like the banks?

    American Football: Is a team of 45 enough?

    Paleanthology: What did you think of Saoise Ronan's performance in "The Lovely Bones"?

    Golf: I have big hands and can never get my ball out of the hole, is it ok if my partner handles my ball for me?

    Religion & Spirituality: If God made us in his own likeness why don't I look like Will Smith?

    Basketball: Why not ban really tall people and put the skill back in the game?

    Help Desk: Where can I discuss problems with the Help Desk?

    Feedback: I don't like the way the Help Desk is run, can you improve it?

    Tattoos and Piercings: What's the best tattoo to prejudice my chance of future employment?

    Edu: Do students waste too much time on internet forums?


  • #19
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    Conspiracy Theories
    9/11 forum

    If George Bush hadn't gone to war in Afghanistan and Iraq, the world would be a much more dangerous place, anyone who thinks otherwise is a communist.

    Outdoor Pursuits Forum

    Me and my mate had an epic escape yesterday, had to call out the mountain rescue in the Wicklow Mountains. FYI, google maps for android is sh** :eek:


  • #20
    Chips Ahoy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 225 ✭✭Chips Ahoy


    in the non drinkers group- "a few naggins and it will be grand"


  • #21
    stmol32
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    Beggared wrote: »
    Try trolling this thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056376052

    That's very dangerous looping threads like that, you could break the internet.


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  • #22
    tightropetom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 283 ✭✭tightropetom


    Any forum at all:

    The mods are realling starting to p*** me off - if I have ONE MORE thread deleted I'll go postal on you all. We're living in a neo-Nazi regime. :D


  • #23
    Beggared
    Closed Accounts Posts: 83 ✭✭Beggared


    It's ok, I backed up the internet onto a floppy before I posted.


  • #24
    Rabidlamb
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,202 ✭✭✭Rabidlamb


    Motoring:
    Up for driving without an NCT, Tax or Insurance... while drunk & playing Crash Bandicoot on my Samsung Galaxy. I need a loophole to get off ?

    Pet & Pet Issues:
    Puppy keeps fouling in the house, I'm sick of sticking his nose in it . . . .

    Irish Economy:
    I blame the Public Service for all our woes . . . .


  • #25
    tbh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,914 ✭✭✭✭tbh


    some fantastic tips on trolling here:

    [noparse]http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthre...56005823[/noparse]


  • #26
    Plazaman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,037 ✭✭✭Plazaman


    stmol32 wrote: »
    That's very dangerous looping threads like that, you could break the internet.

    Are you posting in the original thread or the looped thread :eek: ?

    Jayasus it's worse than Di Caprio lad in "Perception"


  • #27
    paddyandy
    Site Banned Posts: 2,037 ✭✭✭paddyandy


    Board.ie needs revision.


  • #28
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,489 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    stmol32 wrote: »
    That's very dangerous looping threads like that, you could break the internet.

    'Threadception' - a thread within a thread


  • #29
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    AH: Start a thread with "Not sure if this is the right place for this..." or "Hi I'm new here..."

    Any forum: "I'm a sexy lady and if you can count to 100 in sequence, with one number per post, I'll show you my bewbies."


  • #30
    Volvagia
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,119 ✭✭✭Volvagia


    Many a time I've read threads of Personal Issues and have been torn as the whether they are real or expert trolls.

    I also think this cartoon describes trolling quite well. http://knowyourmeme.com/i/1072/original/Trollface.png


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  • #31
    _feedback_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 ✭✭✭_feedback_


    tbh wrote: »
    some fantastic tips on trolling here:

    [noparse]http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthre...56005823[/noparse]

    Fixed your link

    [noparse]http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthre...56005823[/noparse]


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