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Last Meal on Death Row.

  • 31-08-2011 01:08AM
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭


    If you had commited a terrible crime, an got sentenced to death row.

    What would you pick as your last meal?

    Me personally, I would pick a bucket of KFC chicken skin, none of the chicken shiite. Just the skin, an a bucket of KFC gravy, an a keg of some sort of alcoholic drink. :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    A cake with a master key in it & a handgun.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,526 ✭✭✭James__10


    microwavable Burger and Chips :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    Endless Chipotle.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,145 ✭✭✭✭niallo27


    Snack box and a tub of curry


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭Tayla


    Balfie wrote: »
    If you had commited a terrible crime, an got sentenced to death row.

    What would you pick as your last meal?

    Me personally, I would pick a bucket of KFC chicken skin, none of the chicken shiite. Just the skin, an a bucket of KFC gravy, an a keg of some sort of alcoholic drink. :D

    You should be put on death row just for picking that concoction for your last meal :p

    Kfc chicken skin is nothing like chicken skin and the gravy is like a weird jelly thing......ew


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    I'd actually go for a nice steak, rare, with roasted baby potatoes with lots of rock salt & a blue cheese sauce on the side with a bottle or two of really nice wine & some chocolate cake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Thai Green Curry followed by a platter of Battenburg cakes, almond slices, lemon meringue pie, strawberry short cake and dark chocolate hob-nobs, 3 cappucinos flown in from Italy and a barrel of Guinness.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Me Mammy's homemade chips and beans, without a doubt :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 616 ✭✭✭NoelJ


    Yore ma!!

    Oh wait ****.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 231 ✭✭DermotOH


    Angels Delight


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,788 ✭✭✭✭krudler


    huuuge plate of curry, so the fcukers will regret ever throwing that switch.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭housetypeb


    Would a line of coke on the belly of a red headed
    hooker be considered a meal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    A big bucket of prunes and laxative.

    If I'm going out I'm damn sure going to make sure everyone in that death chamber remembers that smell whenever they hear my name!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,301 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    To be honest, I just wouldn't murder anyone to be put there :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    Tayla wrote: »
    You should be put on death row just for picking that concoction for your last meal :p

    Kfc chicken skin is nothing like chicken skin and the gravy is like a weird jelly thing......ew

    My reasoning behind it is, If the owl sparky chair or the jab in the arm doesn't work I can give myself heart failure in a bucket. Hopefully die before they even have a chance to get me there to kill me. Cause we all know its a heart attack in a bucket :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Would a line of coke on the belly of a red headed
    hooker be considered a meal?

    More of an aperitif.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭rafaetha


    Prawns, lobster and crab claws with cassava flour and savoury rice. ;)
    Yumm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    sdeire wrote: »
    To be honest, I just wouldn't murder anyone to be put there :P

    I never said murder, I said a terrible crime... Something you wanna tell us? :P


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭dannye92


    6foot subway


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,029 ✭✭✭✭Chuck Stone


    An innocent smoothie.

    Ma's Christmas dinner.

    *drools*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    em Ill eat my own shit with a cup of piss thanks, Im going to die anyway so I might aswell finally find out what it tastes like and tick that off the list of curiosities in life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    I dont think I would be able to eat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    I'd actually go for a nice steak, rare, with roasted baby potatoes with lots of rock salt & a blue cheese sauce on the side with a bottle or two of really nice wine & some chocolate cake.

    Ponce. :P

    Me? Strawberries, many many strawberries. Perfectly ripe pears. Various rhubarb concoctions. Seabass. Mackerel. Prawns. Crab. Chips. Roast Spuds. Mashed spud. Egg fried rice. Full sugar coke. Gin and tonic with lots of lemon. Cheese twists. A proper buttery croissant. And to finish, a nice cup of tae. :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 774 ✭✭✭stealinhorses


    Pineapple and ham pizza.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,032 ✭✭✭DWCommuter


    housetypeb wrote: »
    Would a line of coke on the belly of a red headed
    hooker be considered a meal?

    NO.

    But a Thai red chicken curry with rice, shared with the red headed hooker over a dose of lager, would be a fitting end........if it ended up in a gratuitous sex fueled rampage. Only then can you go to your death knowing you have eaten lots of red and washed it down with a less dubious nectar.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭heno86


    Me personally, I would pick a bucket of KFC chicken skin, none of the chicken shiite. Just the skin, an a bucket of KFC gravy, an a keg of some sort of alcoholic drink. :D[/QUOTE]

    Is that you,Eric?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    wonder what happens if you are on death row and put yourself on hungar strike?
    would they give in or save themselves the cost of the execution not to mention food


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 559 ✭✭✭Miss Olenska


    Pineapple and ham pizza.

    You deserve the death sentence.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,137 ✭✭✭Balfie


    I would actually want one of them Steak's outta Spur in Liffey Vally, I dunno how big it is, but I've heard that its one of them challenges that if ya can eat it all, with all the chips, coleslaw, lettuce, tomato, salad an all that crap ya can eat for free.

    I'd get one of them just to see if I could have done it.. :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 100 ✭✭Mickjg


    Liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.


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