Last Meal on Death Row.

Balfie

If you had commited a terrible crime, an got sentenced to death row.

What would you pick as your last meal?

Me personally, I would pick a bucket of KFC chicken skin, none of the chicken shiite. Just the skin, an a bucket of KFC gravy, an a keg of some sort of alcoholic drink.

starbelgrade

A cake with a master key in it & a handgun.

James__10

microwavable Burger and Chips

The Scientician

Endless Chipotle.

niallo27

Snack box and a tub of curry

Tayla

Balfie wrote: »

If you had commited a terrible crime, an got sentenced to death row.

What would you pick as your last meal?

Me personally, I would pick a bucket of KFC chicken skin, none of the chicken shiite. Just the skin, an a bucket of KFC gravy, an a keg of some sort of alcoholic drink.

You should be put on death row just for picking that concoction for your last meal

Kfc chicken skin is nothing like chicken skin and the gravy is like a weird jelly thing......ew

starbelgrade

I'd actually go for a nice steak, rare, with roasted baby potatoes with lots of rock salt & a blue cheese sauce on the side with a bottle or two of really nice wine & some chocolate cake.

Eve_Dublin

Thai Green Curry followed by a platter of Battenburg cakes, almond slices, lemon meringue pie, strawberry short cake and dark chocolate hob-nobs, 3 cappucinos flown in from Italy and a barrel of Guinness.

Aoifey!

Me Mammy's homemade chips and beans, without a doubt

NoelJ

Yore ma!!

Oh wait ****.

DermotOH

Angels Delight

krudler

huuuge plate of curry, so the fcukers will regret ever throwing that switch.

housetypeb

Would a line of coke on the belly of a red headed
hooker be considered a meal?

Kojak

A big bucket of prunes and laxative.

If I'm going out I'm damn sure going to make sure everyone in that death chamber remembers that smell whenever they hear my name!!

sdanseo

To be honest, I just wouldn't murder anyone to be put there :P

Balfie

Tayla wrote: »

You should be put on death row just for picking that concoction for your last meal

Kfc chicken skin is nothing like chicken skin and the gravy is like a weird jelly thing......ew

My reasoning behind it is, If the owl sparky chair or the jab in the arm doesn't work I can give myself heart failure in a bucket. Hopefully die before they even have a chance to get me there to kill me. Cause we all know its a heart attack in a bucket :P

starbelgrade

housetypeb wrote: »

Would a line of coke on the belly of a red headed
hooker be considered a meal?

More of an aperitif.

rafaetha

Prawns, lobster and crab claws with cassava flour and savoury rice.
Yumm

Balfie

sdeire wrote: »

To be honest, I just wouldn't murder anyone to be put there :P

I never said murder, I said a terrible crime... Something you wanna tell us? :P

dannye92

6foot subway

Chuck Stone

An innocent smoothie.

Ma's Christmas dinner.

*drools*

Saila

em Ill eat my own shit with a cup of piss thanks, Im going to die anyway so I might aswell finally find out what it tastes like and tick that off the list of curiosities in life

Wolfe Tone

I dont think I would be able to eat.

Miss Olenska

starbelgrade wrote: »

I'd actually go for a nice steak, rare, with roasted baby potatoes with lots of rock salt & a blue cheese sauce on the side with a bottle or two of really nice wine & some chocolate cake.

Ponce. :P

Me? Strawberries, many many strawberries. Perfectly ripe pears. Various rhubarb concoctions. Seabass. Mackerel. Prawns. Crab. Chips. Roast Spuds. Mashed spud. Egg fried rice. Full sugar coke. Gin and tonic with lots of lemon. Cheese twists. A proper buttery croissant. And to finish, a nice cup of tae. :pac:

stealinhorses

Pineapple and ham pizza.

DWCommuter

housetypeb wrote: »

Would a line of coke on the belly of a red headed
hooker be considered a meal?

NO.

But a Thai red chicken curry with rice, shared with the red headed hooker over a dose of lager, would be a fitting end........if it ended up in a gratuitous sex fueled rampage. Only then can you go to your death knowing you have eaten lots of red and washed it down with a less dubious nectar.

heno86

Me personally, I would pick a bucket of KFC chicken skin, none of the chicken shiite. Just the skin, an a bucket of KFC gravy, an a keg of some sort of alcoholic drink. [/QUOTE]

Is that you,Eric?

Saila

wonder what happens if you are on death row and put yourself on hungar strike?
would they give in or save themselves the cost of the execution not to mention food

Miss Olenska

stealinhorses wrote: »

Pineapple and ham pizza.

You deserve the death sentence.

Balfie

I would actually want one of them Steak's outta Spur in Liffey Vally, I dunno how big it is, but I've heard that its one of them challenges that if ya can eat it all, with all the chips, coleslaw, lettuce, tomato, salad an all that crap ya can eat for free.

I'd get one of them just to see if I could have done it..

Mickjg

Liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

Bipolar Joe

Fresh baby elephant feet with Eagle sauce, and silverback gorilla iced cream. The paper work would take forever.

orourkeda

A bacon double cheese burger meal

KeithAFC

Probably an Ulster fry or chocolate cake.

The Internet Explorer

3 slices of cucumber and a glass of water.

Barrt2

lobster

gypsy_rose

Good ribs as an appetiser, then a medium steak and hand cut chips, with chocolate ice cream and chocolate sauce for after.

I'm on a diet right now :P

Riddle101

Right I'd want a Starter, Main Course and Desert.

Starter- A bowl of chicken noodle soup with bread on the side

Main Course- Sirloin Steak, Mashed Potatos, Roast Potatoes, some vegetables, all smothered in a nice pepper sauce.

Desert- Bowl of Ice Cream

Shifty11

A lovely big bowl of coddle, and a bucket of Guiness.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Plain and simple for me.

Starter: Veg soup and ham roll.

Main: Steak and chips accompanied with onions and salad dressing.

Dessert: 12 cans of Guinness and a pack of Marlboro Reds.

harney

Minge.

charlemont

Peppered steaks, mash potatoes with onion, few roast potatoes, stuffing.
chocolate ice cream, pear halves.

And to top it all off, A spliff.

Cill Dara Abu

A curly wurly

seanybiker

A soft blaa with loads of real butter

Snowie

and a runny egg seany


heaven

seanybiker

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

and a runny egg seany


heaven

Ah not in a blaa man.

Snowie

seanybiker wrote: »

Ah not in a blaa man.

ah serously man its good actually its better then good its like bringin it home to the mrs like a jack hammer

KERSPLAT!

A bowl of mammys stew, lots of spuds!

Om nom nom nom!!!!

Tea_Bag

anything made by the Epic Meal Time guys.

soyawhatsup

You're all thinking too small, I want that cake that the woman dives into on the Lotto ad.

Fremen

Balfie wrote: »

What would you pick as your last meal?

A century egg, cooked from scratch.