Toaster Bags - the best thing since sliced bread

slapbangwallop · 28-08-2011 04:22PM #1

Recent convert and they are magic for whe the missus is away.

Reusable plastic pieces of GOLD!

Thats all thats going on in my wee head today.

applejam · 28-08-2011 04:23PM

Sure I make up all sorts, squish the bread and bung in the toaster, no need for baggy things

Basq · 28-08-2011 04:24PM

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Recent convert and they are magic for whe the missus is away.

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

Creamy Goodness · 28-08-2011 04:25PM

welcome to about 10 years ago.

Bipolar Joe · 28-08-2011 04:25PM

Basq wrote: »

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

No, she's a plastic bag.

hondasam · 28-08-2011 04:27PM

Basq wrote: »

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

his missus is away and all he can think about is toast.
she is probably more into roasting.

slapbangwallop · 28-08-2011 04:30PM

Basq wrote: »

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

I put out the rubbish, she prepares the meals. Were traditional like that.

Now scuttle back off up to Kevinsfort techie nerd!

slapbangwallop · 28-08-2011 04:31PM

hondasam wrote: »

his missus is away and all he can think about is toast.
she is probably more into roasting.

agh now dont be going giving me a complex, paawlease. Ya'll put me right offa me Ham&Cheese combo

hondasam · 28-08-2011 04:33PM

slapbangwallop wrote: »

agh now dont be going giving me a complex, paawlease. Ya'll put me right offa me Ham&Cheese combo

make me one while your at it

They are great btw.

EverEvolving · 28-08-2011 04:33PM

They are the business, I love them. Not like crappy sandwich toasters where the cheese oozes out. I put my sandwich in the microwave for about 15 seconds before hand to melt the cheese and it turns out perfect.

policarp · 28-08-2011 04:36PM

I prefer the George Foreman toasties.
better than the auld sandwich makers of years ago. IMO.
Never liked the toaster bags.

slapbangwallop · 28-08-2011 04:37PM

hondasam wrote: »

make me one while your at it

They are great btw.

You've small dick and a gimpy walk..............oh, you mean make you a sambo, I thoughtyou meant make you have a complex as well!

(not sure how I am supposed to know that you have a small dick though without implacating me in some seedy gym gazing)

Basq · 28-08-2011 04:43PM

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Now scuttle back off up to Kevinsfort techie nerd!

Way off there buddy!

slapbangwallop · 28-08-2011 05:12PM

Basq wrote: »

Way off there buddy!

May bad, I meant somewhere just as douchey like Greenfort/Cairns Rad or around there!

:cool:

Basq · 28-08-2011 05:18PM

slapbangwallop wrote: »

May bad, I meant somewhere just as douchey like Greenfort/Cairns Rad or around there!

You got the town right.. so that's something.

But with a name like "Cairns Rad", how could it possibly be "douchey"?

slapbangwallop · 28-08-2011 05:41PM

Basq wrote: »

You got the town right.. so that's something.

But with a name like "Cairns Rad", how could it possibly be "douchey"?

because its generally doucheys twats that come from that end of the town. Lower middle class arseholes living on the edge of Cranmore.

Pompous divs that submerge themselves in sci-fi geekdom and computer hack-whackery.

Ringing any bells?

_________________________-

Anyway, toaster bags - hhhmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Mrs Garth Brooks · 28-08-2011 06:14PM

Those bags are great. You cant put eggs in them though. Egg toasted sandwich YUM

emeraldstar · 28-08-2011 06:16PM

I've always been a bit iffy about them. But having read the recent thread involving mice and toasters I'm more open to the idea.

newportlad · 28-08-2011 06:23PM

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Those bags are great. You cant put eggs in them though. Egg toasted sandwich YUM

Where can you buy these bags?

Basq · 28-08-2011 06:27PM

slapbangwallop wrote: »

because its generally doucheys twats that come from that end of the town. Lower middle class arseholes living on the edge of Cranmore.

Pompous divs that submerge themselves in sci-fi geekdom and computer hack-whackery.

Ringing any bells?

Jeez.. who pissed in your toaster bag?

Sounds like mass generalisation bollocks to me!

cocoshovel · 28-08-2011 06:35PM

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! !

starlit · 28-08-2011 06:38PM

W-h-a!?:eek:

starlit · 28-08-2011 06:38PM

I say duck!

:eek:

slapbangwallop · 28-08-2011 06:44PM

Basq wrote: »

Jeez.. who pissed in your toaster bag?

Sounds like mass generalisation bollocks to me!

Some wanabee knowitall pencil necked ginger smartarse called me a sexyulist - which I take great offence to.

And all wanted to do was spread the love about the savory snack making loveliness

hondasam · 28-08-2011 06:46PM

And I thought this was about toaster bags, chill out op.
That's some insults there, bit ott.

cocoshovel · 28-08-2011 06:49PM

This guy is hilarious, someone insult him more!

I jest, I jest

Basq · 28-08-2011 06:50PM

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Some wanabee knowitall pencil necked ginger smartarse called me a sexyulist - which I take great offence to.

Jokes on you.. I'm not a "knowitall"!

KeithM89_old · 28-08-2011 06:50PM

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Now scuttle back off up to Kevinsfort techie nerd!

slapbangwallop wrote: »

May bad, I meant somewhere just as douchey like Greenfort/Cairns Rad or around there!
:cool:

slapbangwallop wrote: »

because its generally doucheys twats that come from that end of the town. Lower middle class arseholes living on the edge of Cranmore.
Pompous divs that submerge themselves in sci-fi geekdom and computer hack-whackery.

Ringing any bells?

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Some wanabee knowitall pencil necked ginger smartarse called me a sexyulist - which I take great offence to.

Banned

Basq · 28-08-2011 06:52PM

I'm so traumatized by the comments in this thread that I don't I'll ever eat a toasted sandwich from a toaster bag again..

.. it's like "Jacob's Ladder" but.. you know... with toast!

Dravokivich · 28-08-2011 07:03PM

man the fu¢k up and use the grill in yer oven to make a toasted sambo.

Latchy · 28-08-2011 07:09PM

Dravokivich wrote: »

man the fu¢k up and use the grill in yer oven to make a toasted sambo.

Indeed ...The ol ways are the best .

Toaster Bags - the best thing since sliced bread

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