Toaster Bags - the best thing since sliced bread

slapbangwallop

Recent convert and they are magic for whe the missus is away.

Reusable plastic pieces of GOLD!

Thats all thats going on in my wee head today.

applejam

Sure I make up all sorts, squish the bread and bung in the toaster, no need for baggy things

Basq

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Recent convert and they are magic for whe the missus is away.

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

Creamy Goodness

welcome to about 10 years ago.

Bipolar Joe

Basq wrote: »

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

No, she's a plastic bag.

hondasam

Basq wrote: »

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

his missus is away and all he can think about is toast.
she is probably more into roasting.

slapbangwallop

Basq wrote: »

Why? Is your missus a fully fledged sandwich toaster?

Sexist post is sexist!

I put out the rubbish, she prepares the meals. Were traditional like that.

Now scuttle back off up to Kevinsfort techie nerd!

slapbangwallop

hondasam wrote: »

his missus is away and all he can think about is toast.
she is probably more into roasting.

agh now dont be going giving me a complex, paawlease. Ya'll put me right offa me Ham&Cheese combo

hondasam

slapbangwallop wrote: »

agh now dont be going giving me a complex, paawlease. Ya'll put me right offa me Ham&Cheese combo

make me one while your at it

They are great btw.

EverEvolving

They are the business, I love them. Not like crappy sandwich toasters where the cheese oozes out. I put my sandwich in the microwave for about 15 seconds before hand to melt the cheese and it turns out perfect.

policarp

I prefer the George Foreman toasties.
better than the auld sandwich makers of years ago. IMO.
Never liked the toaster bags.

slapbangwallop

hondasam wrote: »

make me one while your at it

They are great btw.

You've small dick and a gimpy walk..............oh, you mean make you a sambo, I thoughtyou meant make you have a complex as well!





(not sure how I am supposed to know that you have a small dick though without implacating me in some seedy gym gazing)

Basq

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Now scuttle back off up to Kevinsfort techie nerd!

Way off there buddy!

slapbangwallop

Basq wrote: »

Way off there buddy!

May bad, I meant somewhere just as douchey like Greenfort/Cairns Rad or around there!

:cool:

Basq

slapbangwallop wrote: »

May bad, I meant somewhere just as douchey like Greenfort/Cairns Rad or around there!

You got the town right.. so that's something.

But with a name like "Cairns Rad", how could it possibly be "douchey"?

slapbangwallop

Basq wrote: »

You got the town right.. so that's something.

But with a name like "Cairns Rad", how could it possibly be "douchey"?

because its generally doucheys twats that come from that end of the town. Lower middle class arseholes living on the edge of Cranmore.

Pompous divs that submerge themselves in sci-fi geekdom and computer hack-whackery.

Ringing any bells?

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Anyway, toaster bags - hhhmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Mrs Garth Brooks

Those bags are great. You cant put eggs in them though. Egg toasted sandwich YUM

emeraldstar

I've always been a bit iffy about them. But having read the recent thread involving mice and toasters I'm more open to the idea.

newportlad

HardLuckWoman wrote: »

Those bags are great. You cant put eggs in them though. Egg toasted sandwich YUM

Where can you buy these bags?

Basq

slapbangwallop wrote: »

because its generally doucheys twats that come from that end of the town. Lower middle class arseholes living on the edge of Cranmore.

Pompous divs that submerge themselves in sci-fi geekdom and computer hack-whackery.

Ringing any bells?

Jeez.. who pissed in your toaster bag?

Sounds like mass generalisation bollocks to me!

cocoshovel

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! !

starlit

W-h-a!?:eek:

starlit

I say duck! :eek:

slapbangwallop

Basq wrote: »

Jeez.. who pissed in your toaster bag?

Sounds like mass generalisation bollocks to me!

Some wanabee knowitall pencil necked ginger smartarse called me a sexyulist - which I take great offence to.

And all wanted to do was spread the love about the savory snack making loveliness

hondasam

And I thought this was about toaster bags, chill out op.
That's some insults there, bit ott.

cocoshovel

This guy is hilarious, someone insult him more!

I jest, I jest

Basq

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Some wanabee knowitall pencil necked ginger smartarse called me a sexyulist - which I take great offence to.

Jokes on you.. I'm not a "knowitall"!

KeithM89_old

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Now scuttle back off up to Kevinsfort techie nerd!

slapbangwallop wrote: »

May bad, I meant somewhere just as douchey like Greenfort/Cairns Rad or around there!
:cool:

slapbangwallop wrote: »

because its generally doucheys twats that come from that end of the town. Lower middle class arseholes living on the edge of Cranmore.
Pompous divs that submerge themselves in sci-fi geekdom and computer hack-whackery.

Ringing any bells?

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Some wanabee knowitall pencil necked ginger smartarse called me a sexyulist - which I take great offence to.

Banned

Basq

I'm so traumatized by the comments in this thread that I don't I'll ever eat a toasted sandwich from a toaster bag again..

.. it's like "Jacob's Ladder" but.. you know... with toast!

Dravokivich

man the fu¢k up and use the grill in yer oven to make a toasted sambo.

Latchy

Dravokivich wrote: »

man the fu¢k up and use the grill in yer oven to make a toasted sambo.

Indeed ...The ol ways are the best .

FlutterinBantam

slapbangwallop wrote: »

I put out the rubbish, she prepares the meals. Were traditional like that.

Now scuttle back off up to Kevinsfort techie nerd!

Basq wrote: »

Way off there buddy!

slapbangwallop wrote: »

May bad, I meant somewhere just as douchey like Greenfort/Cairns Rad or around there!

:cool:

Basq wrote: »

You got the town right.. so that's something.

But with a name like "Cairns Rad", how could it possibly be "douchey"?

Basq wrote: »

Jeez.. who pissed in your toaster bag?

Sounds like mass generalisation bollocks to me!

slapbangwallop wrote: »

Some wanabee knowitall pencil necked ginger smartarse called me a sexyulist - which I take great offence to.

And all wanted to do was spread the love about the savory snack making loveliness

Basq wrote: »

Jokes on you.. I'm not a "knowitall"!

Jesus H Christ, I've fallen asleep and woken up in the Cuckoo's Nest.l

Sooopie

George Forman only way to go making toasties!!!

Eroticfishcake

Don't complicate the toasty...nicest way is to just make a sandwich out of 2 slices of normal toast so the filling doesn't go all melty.

Bipolar Joe

Are you some sort of communist? The melty bit is the best bit!

The J Stands for Jay

How do the toaster bags manage to always manage to pump smoke round the kitchen?

Eroticfishcake

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Are you some sort of communist? The melty bit is the best bit!

No no no, you have it all wrong BJ :eek: Melting the cheese to that high of a temperature just gives burny lip and then you can't enjoy the rest of the sambo following the first bite.

Sooopie

cheddar cheese is the best cheese for toasties imo, followed closely by swiss.

WindSock

I wish Zaytoons did deliveries.

the groutch

ad doesnt do them any favours, the bread is barely off white when it comes out of the bag

Bipolar Joe

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

No no no, you have it all wrong BJ :eek: Melting the cheese to that high of a temperature just gives burny lip and then you can't enjoy the rest of the sambo following the first bite.

I got my eye one you, Lenin.

El Inho

noone think the middle does be a bit cold on the aul sangitches?

Sofiztikated

What sort of little squished up sammidges do you guys make? There's no way my sammidges would fit into the little holes of a toaster.

Under the grill/broiler FTW!

Good hunk of bread.
Butter.
Bout 3 or 4 good slabs of ham, or hapes of bacon, if making a bacon sammidge. If you don't like bacon, get out.
Salad, if yore a poshy.
Termatters.
Cheese.
Nunion, red is good.
More bacon, if a bacon sammidge. In fact, I don't know of any sammidge that doesn't benefit from some bacon.
More butter.
Nudder bit of bread.

Chuck it under the broiler, toast. Turn it over. Toast it again. Cut. Eat. Leave plate somewhere for herself to find, and wash up.

Jobs a good'un.

Eroticfishcake

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I got my eye one you, Lenin.

The revolutionary non melty toasted sandwich will shake the world after I go, now back in your box and follow my teachings

polyfusion

Mmmmmm... I love the taste of feminising chemicals in the morning.

booboo88

policarp wrote: »

I prefer the George Foreman toasties.
better than the auld sandwich makers of years ago. IMO.
Never liked the toaster bags.

but theres alot of effort involved of lifting the thing out of the cupboard, so me like toasty bags.......the cheese doesnt melt the same of the grill:)

epgc3fyqirnbsx

What about the good aul toasted sandwhich makers?
One of the twentieth centuries greatest inventions but watch out for the tomato that is the temperature of magma burning your mouth