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Should watching porn stop when you're in a relationship?

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  • #32
    willmunny1990
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    caught fappin on the internet by the girlfriend and her little brother..

    then admitting it to everybody on the internet...priceless


    reminds me of

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyuOp7Jsvc

    hahah priceless!


  • #33
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    drunkmonkey wrote: »
    caught fappin on the internet by the girlfriend and her little brother..

    then admitting it to everybody on the internet...priceless


    reminds me of

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvyuOp7Jsvc

    Danny Dyer the wanker


  • #34
    theGavin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭theGavin


    Hmmm, you paid her brother, and it didn't work?

    Have you tried paying your girlfriend off?


  • #35
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    "Saw the history," she was snooping on you! Get away from the lunatic!


  • #36
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Yes OP, when in a relationship you should indeed stop watching porn................and start making it instead:D


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  • #37
    howamidifferent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Ruu wrote: »
    "Saw the history," she was snooping on you! Get away from the lunatic!

    Truth. Pussy is 2 a penny. Especialy in a recession. Tell her to **** off...:p


  • #38
    wild_cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Right. Just tell her we're all human and this happens. As long as your not substituting it for making sweet love with her it's all good.

    OP. If you use firefox use "start private browsing" and tell her that you have a **** earlier in the day to last longer when you're in bed with her.


    Some ladies can be insecure about it, but there's different emotions attached to sex as there is to having a ****.


    (After reading over that I feel like I've just answered with a male kinda point of view)


    Plus it is very wrong to snoop on your other half and call them out on it. If I seen porn I'd just ignore it and see what kinda stuff he likes. Does she read the messages on your mobile phone to?


  • #39
    ArtSmart
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,610 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Stop?

    Of course FFS.


    What's the point of keeping the DVD running when your doing it?

    Pause man.

    pause.


  • #40
    LaVail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    "Oh hi baby, how was your day at work..."

    http://tvjunior.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/south_park_stan.jpg


  • #41
    willmunny1990
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    milfs came up on the history now she thinks in after older women!she seems to think its just as bad as cheating which i cant understand i did ask her to watch it with me but she finds porn "sick"


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  • #42
    Darius.Tr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 611 ✭✭✭Darius.Tr


    wild_cat wrote: »
    Right. Just tell her we're all human and this happens. As long as your not substituting it for making sweet love with her it's all good.

    OP. If you use firefox use "start private browsing" and tell her that you have a **** earlier in the day to last longer when you're in bed with her.


    Some ladies can be insecure about it, but there's different emotions attached to sex as there is to having a ****.


    (After reading over that I feel like I've just answered with a male kinda point of view)


    Plus it is very wrong to snoop on your other half and call them out on it. If I seen porn I'd just ignore it and see what kinda stuff he likes. Does she read the messages on your mobile phone to?

    She'll be posting on boards soon and giving out to him again.


  • #43
    punk77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭punk77


    Sounds like a case for Dr. Phil :D


  • #44
    wild_cat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Darius.Tr wrote: »
    She'll be posting on boards soon and giving out to him again.

    I can imagine her saying "WHY ARE YOU ASKING THOSE BUNCH OF NERDS! WHAT WOULD THEY KNOW BAR THE FEEL OF THEIR WRIST TONING UP"

    OP I'd loose her. If lad was that possessive over me he'd get the boot. It's insecurity.


  • #45
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    willmunny1990 wrote: »
    milfs came up on the history now she thinks in after older women!she seems to think its just as bad as cheating which i cant understand i did ask her to watch it with me but she finds porn "sick"
    Dump her. Dump her now.


  • #46
    chucken1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    humberklog wrote: »
    Tell her you'll give up the jazz sites just as soon as she returns your old stash of punctuation.

    Paragraphs too maybe??
    My eyesss :rolleyes:


  • #47
    thebman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,001 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Paragraphs too maybe??
    My eyesss :rolleyes:

    Paragraphs are so last year.


  • #48
    mcgarry098
    Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭mcgarry098


    Thats like saying you should stop havin sugar in your tea. no porn= sh!t w@nk,, no sugar= sh1t tea!!!!!! put it to her like that nd im sure she'll see sense, if not, show her the door, or the window, whichevers handiest, either way she'll need to go.


  • #49
    Mickjg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 100 ✭✭Mickjg


    mcgarry098 wrote: »
    Thats like saying you should stop havin sugar in your tea. no porn= sh!t w@nk,, no sugar= sh1t tea!!!!!! put it to her like that nd im sure she'll see sense, if not, show her the door, or the window, whichevers handiest, either way she'll need to go.

    I'd stop **** before I'd ever consider starting to put sugar in my tea.


  • #50
    BadGirl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    WTF? i look at the hubby's browsing history (i have shown him how to delete but he couldn't be arsed!) but it's only ever to slag him off about how much of a DURTY fecker he is LOL...

    IMO, men watch porn and the ones that say they don't are lying... :D

    Get rid of her OP. If she's gonna over react about something like porn, you'll have a dogs life with her! :)


  • #51
    later12
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,298 ✭✭✭✭later12


    fucking charger is in the car and <10% battery left. Don't know whether to **** now or go out to the car for my charger later....

    Before you dump your girl OP, think long and hard about whether this is the sort of decision you want to have to be faced with on a Saturday night.


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  • #52
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Just so you know op you won't get many helpful answers here. Personal issues might be a better option if you're serious.

    I'll leave it open until you decide.


    The brother sounds like a cnut. You should have smashed him off the wall.


  • #53
    J. Marston
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,408 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    First off, you need to get revenge on her little shít of a brother. And then introduce her to Dumpsville. Population: Her.


  • #54
    Laisurg
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Laisurg


    Well i suppose you can say it was just that once if she didn't see it multiple times on your computers history but otherwise just tell her every bloke who has a computer and internet looks at porn now and again and it's really a non issue.

    Give that little brother a serious dead arm and take your money back as well.


  • #55
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,798 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Girls are honestly such hypocrites sometimes. Pretty much all women fantasize about other guys, who do you think buys erotica? Hell, why do you think crap like feckin' TWILIGHT is so popular?
    It's such a ridiculous double standard, guys are turned on visually, women more verbally, so if watching porn is bad then a woman reading steamy stuff is just as bad.

    Say this to her and I imagine another of your possessions will be destroyed.


  • #56
    flas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,274 ✭✭✭flas


    http://youtu.be/KQaaOCQM32I

    brother sounds like a sh1t, get the money back... and read her books, womens books are dirty, basically porn!


  • #57
    Pretty_Pistol
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,264 ✭✭✭Pretty_Pistol


    I'd dump her or tell her to relax. I never understand how watching porn is seen as cheating. Don't see the need to bribe the brother.


  • #58
    willmunny1990
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    humberklog wrote: »
    Tell her you'll give up the jazz sites just as soon as she returns your old stash of punctuation.

    http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbZA8l4gjoZ8kKpY9QMixfIttP2eqLm1exZ7UcRQCGUp6FiKgkBA


  • #59
    Turpentine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 702 ✭✭✭Turpentine


    Make a compilation of your favourite smut clips and stand outside under her window, with your replacement laptop aloft, blaring out the classics.

    She'll appreciate it once you add that extra bit of romance to the situation.


  • #60
    wagon_repair
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35 ✭wagon_repair


    offered him money to take the blame because hes young and most teens look at porn, he took it but the basterd then told her i gave him money to take the blame and now im worse off

    brilliant


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  • #61
    Ryker Fast Registration
    Posts: 81,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Ryker Fast Registration


    it's not cheating, she's just crazy
    lol at trying to pay the lad :rolleyes:


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