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Should watching porn stop when you're in a relationship?

  • 27-08-2011 11:11pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    so heres the issue my girlfriend recently found out ive been watching internet porn and totaly lost it!we have two computers in the house a big one in our spare room that we all use and my own personal laptop.i was logged into my laptop one day when something came up and i had to rush away in a hurry so i had forgotten to turn it off,while i was gone she went onto it(dont no why she didnt use the other one) and saw the history.ive looked at porn since i can remember and didnt think it was a big deal but by christ she did,when i got home she flew off the handle,threw the laptop off the wall and starts accuseing me of cheating and being hysterical,it was scary i think its a total overreaction,her little brother lives with us hed sometimes use my laptop so i tried to pin it on him offered him money to take the blame because hes young and most teens look at porn, he took it but the basterd then told her i gave him money to take the blame and now im worse off,do you think im wrong or was it blown way out of context?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Watch porn with her and do a ****-along.

    Sorted.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    That first post is absolutely perfect.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,958 ✭✭✭Mr. Rager


    Sorry to tell you this mate, but yo bitch craazy


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    She sounds like a psycho, OP. Get out while you still can.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    caught watching porn!

    caught giving the young lad money to take the blame!

    caught by the balls!

    hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah :D




    could you not convince her to watch it with you??????


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 731 ✭✭✭Tonto86


    All you need to do is bring the laptop to the local computer shop.... they should be able to fix any damage done by feckin it against a wall


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,854 ✭✭✭Sinfonia


    haaaaahaahaaahahahaaahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. no.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Dump her, she'll always be a moody bitch....:pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,986 ✭✭✭Red Hand


    If she is refusing to have sex with you because of this, then you will be watching it for the foreseeable future.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Michael 09


    I started off thinking 'jeez she sounds crazy'

    Then you said 'so I gave her little brother money to take the blame'. Now I'm thinking you're well suited.

    Great post though


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,666 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Tell her you'll give up the jazz sites just as soon as she returns your old stash of punctuation.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,891 ✭✭✭Stephen P


    You're in a bit of a pickle there...what sites do you use?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Maybe she is afraid you will her see in one of the movies. she did overreact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 429 ✭✭Barrt2


    leave leave as fast as possible


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    i'd consider it to be a form of "revision."

    been out of practice a while :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭Crann na Beatha


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    How long are you going out with her OP?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    ...and saw the history...
    lol n00b.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Should learning the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE begin when you're in a relationship?

    NEXT on SALLY JESSY RAPHAEL.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    Amateur move saving history on your browser.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭BEASTERLY


    so heres the issue my girlfriend recently found out ive been watching internet porn and totaly lost it!we have two computers in the house a big one in our spare room that we all use and my own personal laptop.i was logged into my laptop one day when something came up and i had to rush away in a hurry so i had forgotten to turn it off,while i was gone she went onto it(dont no why she didnt use the other one) and saw the history.ive looked at porn since i can remember and didnt think it was a big deal but by christ she did,when i got home she flew off the handle,threw the laptop off the wall and starts accuseing me of cheating and being hysterical,it was scary i think its a total overreaction,her little brother lives with us hed sometimes use my laptop so i tried to pin it on him offered him money to take the blame because hes young and most teens look at porn, he took it but the basterd then told her i gave him money to take the blame and now im worse off,do you think im wrong or was it blown way out of context?

    Run Dougal! Quite fast, quite fast!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    joshrogan wrote: »
    Amateur move saving history on your browser.

    careless alright


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 122 ✭✭glennb




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,514 ✭✭✭PseudoFamous


    Google Chrome, incognito mode, sorted.

    EDIT: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,447 ✭✭✭richymcdermott


    This girlfriend of yours...has she got a sister :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭OneArt


    Get her to buy you a new laptop. No matter how angry she was she has no right to break your stuff.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,492 ✭✭✭Thomas828


    BEASTERLY wrote: »
    Run Dougal! Quite fast, quite fast!

    +1 At the risk of sounding like an old-fashioned chauvanist, I say your girl could do with an anger management course at the very least. Does she usually get hysterical like this? If she does, I suggest you drop her. What happened to your computer was bad enough. Your head could be next.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Thomas828 wrote: »
    +1 At the risk of sounding like an old-fashioned chauvanist, I say your girl could do with an anger management course at the very least. Does she usually get hysterical like this? If she does, I suggest you drop her. What happened to your computer was bad enough. Your cock could be next.
    FYP


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,691 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    theteal wrote: »
    caught watching porn!

    caught giving the young lad money to take the blame!

    caught by the balls!

    hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah :D

    caught fappin on the internet by the girlfriend and her little brother..

    then admitting it to everybody on the internet...priceless


    reminds me of



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    caught fappin on the internet by the girlfriend and her little brother..

    then admitting it to everybody on the internet...priceless


    reminds me of


    hahah priceless!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    caught fappin on the internet by the girlfriend and her little brother..

    then admitting it to everybody on the internet...priceless


    reminds me of


    Danny Dyer the wanker


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭theGavin


    Hmmm, you paid her brother, and it didn't work?

    Have you tried paying your girlfriend off?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    "Saw the history," she was snooping on you! Get away from the lunatic!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    Yes OP, when in a relationship you should indeed stop watching porn................and start making it instead:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,819 ✭✭✭howamidifferent


    Ruu wrote: »
    "Saw the history," she was snooping on you! Get away from the lunatic!

    Truth. Pussy is 2 a penny. Especialy in a recession. Tell her to **** off...:p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Right. Just tell her we're all human and this happens. As long as your not substituting it for making sweet love with her it's all good.

    OP. If you use firefox use "start private browsing" and tell her that you have a **** earlier in the day to last longer when you're in bed with her.


    Some ladies can be insecure about it, but there's different emotions attached to sex as there is to having a ****.


    (After reading over that I feel like I've just answered with a male kinda point of view)


    Plus it is very wrong to snoop on your other half and call them out on it. If I seen porn I'd just ignore it and see what kinda stuff he likes. Does she read the messages on your mobile phone to?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,614 ✭✭✭ArtSmart


    Stop?

    Of course FFS.


    What's the point of keeping the DVD running when your doing it?

    Pause man.

    pause.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    "Oh hi baby, how was your day at work..."

    http://tvjunior.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/south_park_stan.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,432 ✭✭✭willmunny1990


    milfs came up on the history now she thinks in after older women!she seems to think its just as bad as cheating which i cant understand i did ask her to watch it with me but she finds porn "sick"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Darius.Tr


    wild_cat wrote: »
    Right. Just tell her we're all human and this happens. As long as your not substituting it for making sweet love with her it's all good.

    OP. If you use firefox use "start private browsing" and tell her that you have a **** earlier in the day to last longer when you're in bed with her.


    Some ladies can be insecure about it, but there's different emotions attached to sex as there is to having a ****.


    (After reading over that I feel like I've just answered with a male kinda point of view)


    Plus it is very wrong to snoop on your other half and call them out on it. If I seen porn I'd just ignore it and see what kinda stuff he likes. Does she read the messages on your mobile phone to?

    She'll be posting on boards soon and giving out to him again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,667 ✭✭✭punk77


    Sounds like a case for Dr. Phil :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    Darius.Tr wrote: »
    She'll be posting on boards soon and giving out to him again.

    I can imagine her saying "WHY ARE YOU ASKING THOSE BUNCH OF NERDS! WHAT WOULD THEY KNOW BAR THE FEEL OF THEIR WRIST TONING UP"

    OP I'd loose her. If lad was that possessive over me he'd get the boot. It's insecurity.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    milfs came up on the history now she thinks in after older women!she seems to think its just as bad as cheating which i cant understand i did ask her to watch it with me but she finds porn "sick"
    Dump her. Dump her now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    humberklog wrote: »
    Tell her you'll give up the jazz sites just as soon as she returns your old stash of punctuation.

    Paragraphs too maybe??
    My eyesss :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,012 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    chucken1 wrote: »
    Paragraphs too maybe??
    My eyesss :rolleyes:

    Paragraphs are so last year.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭mcgarry098


    Thats like saying you should stop havin sugar in your tea. no porn= sh!t w@nk,, no sugar= sh1t tea!!!!!! put it to her like that nd im sure she'll see sense, if not, show her the door, or the window, whichevers handiest, either way she'll need to go.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 100 ✭✭Mickjg


    mcgarry098 wrote: »
    Thats like saying you should stop havin sugar in your tea. no porn= sh!t w@nk,, no sugar= sh1t tea!!!!!! put it to her like that nd im sure she'll see sense, if not, show her the door, or the window, whichevers handiest, either way she'll need to go.

    I'd stop **** before I'd ever consider starting to put sugar in my tea.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,082 ✭✭✭BadGirl


    WTF? i look at the hubby's browsing history (i have shown him how to delete but he couldn't be arsed!) but it's only ever to slag him off about how much of a DURTY fecker he is LOL...

    IMO, men watch porn and the ones that say they don't are lying... :D

    Get rid of her OP. If she's gonna over react about something like porn, you'll have a dogs life with her! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    fucking charger is in the car and <10% battery left. Don't know whether to **** now or go out to the car for my charger later....

    Before you dump your girl OP, think long and hard about whether this is the sort of decision you want to have to be faced with on a Saturday night.


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