People who walk their dogs and don't clean up after said dog

Augmerson · 25-08-2011 08:11PM #1

Should they be sent to concentration camps?

I think: YES!

Degag · 25-08-2011 08:18PM

Blast them with....... poo!

Paarse Krokodil · 25-08-2011 08:19PM

A dog **** isn't that hard to walk around. Don't stand in it, watch where you're going and you'll be grand.

How would you have got along in the 1900's when nearly all transport was by horses and they shat everywhere? never leave the house?

Eriu79 · 25-08-2011 08:31PM

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

A dog **** isn't that hard to walk around. Don't stand in it, watch where you're going and you'll be grand.

Try telling that to a 4 year old who just ran dog **** all up your stairs.

Samich · 25-08-2011 08:32PM

what else did dog say?

Cantona's Collars · 25-08-2011 08:32PM

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

A dog **** isn't that hard to walk around. Don't stand in it, watch where you're going and you'll be grand.

That's all well and good until your kids get covered in it because some cnut lets their dog use the local park or green as a toilet.
Dogsshite contains bacteria that can cause blindness in children.

Around my town the local dog owners seem to specialise in using the paths near the schools as a dog toilet.:mad:

Paarse Krokodil · 25-08-2011 08:33PM

zerks wrote: »

That's all well and good until your kids get covered in it because some cnut lets their dog use the local park or green as a toilet.
Dogsshite contains bacteria that can cause blindness in children.

Around my town the local dog owners seem to specialise in using the paths near the schools as a dog toilet.:mad:

kids aren't really attracted to the smell of it so will usually stay well away from it

beside's they'll go blind from masturbating before dog **** makes em go blind

Ghandee · 25-08-2011 08:35PM

Samich wrote: »

what else did dog say?

Classic!:D

Eriu79 · 25-08-2011 08:36PM

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

kids aren't really attracted to the smell of it so will usually stay well away from it

beside's they'll go blind from masturbating before dog **** makes em go blind

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MagicMarker · 25-08-2011 08:37PM

zerks wrote: »

That's all well and good until your kids get covered in it because some cnut lets their dog use the local park or green as a toilet.
Dogsshite contains bacteria that can cause blindness in children.

Around my town the local dog owners seem to specialise in using the paths near the schools as a dog toilet.:mad:

Just teach your kids not to pick up shít, easy.

Personally, if a dog takes a dump on the path then the owner should pick it up, but when it comes to parks (as in fields) then dogs should have free reign.

Dupont · 25-08-2011 08:37PM

was working up the north and was waiting on concrete so went for a walk up the street,this sign on the wall took my attention and when i was reading it i stepped in it:mad: the sign said no dog fowling:mad:

Cantona's Collars · 25-08-2011 08:39PM

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

kids aren't really attracted to the smell of it so will usually stay well away from it

beside's they'll go blind from masturbating before dog **** makes em go blind

I must put some dogsh1t in a bag and set fire to it on your doorstep:p

The old pranks are always the best........plus we'll get to see how you change your view of dirty footpaths then.

Eriu79 · 25-08-2011 08:40PM

Dupont wrote: »

was working up the north and was waiting on concrete so went for a walk up the street,this sign on the wall took my attention and when i was reading it i stepped in it:mad: the sign said no dog fowling:mad:

COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC... BUT:

I was walking home from superquinn with my 11 yeaar old when he busts out loling and pointing at a sign... the sign was " temporary dwellings prohibited" and beside it sat 7 caravans.

WindSock · 25-08-2011 08:41PM

That's all well and good in an urban area with plenty of bins, but I am not going on a long walk with my dog carrying a steaming shitty bag for over an hour.

Paarse Krokodil · 25-08-2011 08:46PM

zerks wrote: »

I must put some dogsh1t in a bag and set fire to it on your doorstep:p

The old pranks are always the best........plus we'll get to see how you change your view of dirty footpaths then.

I'll have the power washer and a bucket of piss ready then.
(neither of these are for cleaning up the sh1t by the way)

dog sh1t on foot paths isn't really something that degrades the quality of my life in any way.

Paarse Krokodil · 25-08-2011 08:49PM

WindSock wrote: »

That's all well and good in an urban area with plenty of bins, but I am not going on a long walk with my dog carrying a steaming shitty bag for over an hour.

I was at a bus stop the other day and there was this woman with a bag in her hand standing there waiting for ages for her dog to slowly push out a very smelly pile of sh1te. The thought of being the person with the bag and having to clean it up made me want to puke

FlutterinBantam · 25-08-2011 08:55PM

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

I was at a bus stop the other day and there was this woman with a bag in her hand standing there waiting for ages for her dog to slowly push out a very smelly pile of sh1te. The thought of being the person with the bag and having to clean it up made me want to puke

Pal, you need a fcuking quick course in civics.

If your dog crimps off a 'gert stonker' in my area, be prepared for enemy action, my friend.

Shave headed goon had his hound 'take the position' and expunged a girthy baton round on my lawn last week.

When I established that he had no intention on cleaning it up , I donned the Marigolds and lodged the said bolus behind his thick neck.

Gave the gaff a wide berth after that, so he did:cool:

TemptationWaits · 25-08-2011 08:58PM

It's not that much to ask for people to clean up ****e after their dogs! Pedestrians shouldn't have to be constantly watching out for piles of turds where they're walking. Cleaning up ****e is part of being a pet owner, especially if you're walking a dog somewhere people are gonna be walking!

Paarse Krokodil · 25-08-2011 09:02PM

TemptationWaits wrote: »

It's not that much to ask for people to clean up ****e after their dogs! Pedestrians shouldn't have to be constantly watching out for piles of turds where they're walking. Cleaning up ****e is part of being a pet owner, especially if you're walking a dog somewhere people are gonna be walking!

unfortunately dogs are not the only animals that need to sh1t, and **** is not the only thing you have to watch out for while walking.

could just get a cat, goes outside to sh1t, buries it and catch its own food. don't know why people in towns bother with dogs tbh

FlutterinBantam · 25-08-2011 09:08PM

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

unfortunately dogs are not the only animals that need to sh1t, and **** is not the only thing you have to watch out for while walking.

could just get a cat, goes outside to sh1t, buries it and catch its own food. don't know why people in towns bother with dogs tbh

If you own a dog, lovely animal, clean up after it Paarse

Don't be such a cretin.

Augmerson · 25-08-2011 09:09PM

You wouldn't really mind so much little turds but if the dog leaves a bear sized crap then you should clean it away. Especially during the summer months when it's going to be covered in flies within minutes. It really shows a lack of respect and care for community to let it happen.

Ddad · 25-08-2011 09:12PM

Seems to be a consensus building Paarse. Careful, the sh$t could hit the fan.:rolleyes:

ChunkyLover_53 · 25-08-2011 09:14PM

The general public have been at war with each other for many years.

I will continue to let my pooch lay doggie landmines in parks while you continue to

Run red lights on your bikes.
Fail to use Indicators on roundabouts.
Bring your kids to pubs & crowded coffee shops.
Talk & use your phone in the cinema.
Phlegm on the street.
Let your cats hump on my shed.
Wipe snot on ATMs.

The conflict rages on.

Paarse Krokodil · 25-08-2011 09:14PM

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

If you own a dog, lovely animal, clean up after it Paarse

Don't be such a cretin.

I don't, and to think I'd have to spend its life cleaning up its every turd would put me off in a huge way. I also feel sorry like the woman at the bus stop.

Now I live in the middle of nowhere so I could get a dog and never even find one of it's sh1ts. but anywhere else I wouldn't bother

Paarse Krokodil · 25-08-2011 09:15PM

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

The general public have been at war with each other for many years.

I will continue to let my pooch lay doggie landmines in parks while you continue to

Run red lights on your bikes.
Fail to use Indicators on roundabouts.
Bring your kids to pubs & crowded coffee shops.
Talk & use your phone in the cinema.
Phlegm on the street.
Let your cats hump on my shed.
Wipe snot on ATMs.

The conflict rages on.

Too many people + not enough space => threads like this

all the problems in the world are caused by too many people

FlutterinBantam · 25-08-2011 09:18PM

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

I don't, and to think I'd have to spend its life cleaning up its every turd would put me off in a huge way. I also feel sorry like the woman at the bus stop.

Now I live in the middle of nowhere so I could get a dog and never even find one of it's sh1ts. but anywhere else I wouldn't bother

Good man yourself, solid citizen indeed.

To think you could own a dog, a most faithful and loyal friend and not bother picking up after the animal tells me all I need to know.

Selfish comes to mind Paarse, very selfish.

carry on pal.

Bullseye1 · 25-08-2011 09:18PM

Thankfully were I walk my dog there are plenty of bins to dispose the dirt. But that's nowhere near as bad as the scum who leave nappies on the beach and other public areas.

zenno · 25-08-2011 09:22PM

DundalkDuffman · 25-08-2011 09:23PM

Had this issue before, neighbours yorkie whilst on his lead with his owner doing poozies on my front lawn. Not being posh, I scooped up the poop and deposited it on my neighbours front porch. "Think your doggie left this behind him earlier, thought you'd want it back.

softmee · 25-08-2011 09:24PM

I have a dog and first of all : he doesn't do number 2 just anywhere, because when he was a puppy I was taking him quickly somewhere "on side"- like bushes etc, he never does this on open grass or anywhere near where children are playing.
In case he would -I always have bags with me.. but his pooh is lets say not alway nicely shaped -so I am not going to scrap it from grass.. :rolleyes:
The other thing is - there is usually not enough bins everywhere and walking with warm pooh in the plastic bag.. :pac:
In general - I would be more bothered by all the awfull litter around, plastic bottles and all the rubbish.
Parents - teach your kids not to drop all the wrapping just where they are standing!
Anyway - dog pooh haters -you are lucky not to live in Poland where is much more many dogs per average family and its freezing during winter -and then...when spring comes.. - just imagine - ALL POOH'S COLLECTED IN FEW MONTHS DEFROSTING TOGETHER>>> that's the nightmare! :pac:

FlutterinBantam · 25-08-2011 09:28PM

Bullseye1 wrote: »

Thankfully were I walk my dog there are plenty of bins to dispose the dirt. But that's nowhere near as bad as the scum who leave nappies on the beach and other public areas.

Good point pal.

Was down on the Velvet Strand last weekend when little Jason decided to go red in the chops and unload a solid chump in the nappy.

Auld lad approaches and "Jaaaaaysen,yer fcukin stinkin'' proceeds to remove the load and dump it on the beach.

Still there when I returned 2 hours later, festooned with bluebottles.

Focking scum..

People who walk their dogs and don't clean up after said dog

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