People who walk their dogs and don't clean up after said dog

Augmerson

Should they be sent to concentration camps?

I think: YES!

Degag

Blast them with....... poo!

Paarse Krokodil

A dog **** isn't that hard to walk around. Don't stand in it, watch where you're going and you'll be grand.

How would you have got along in the 1900's when nearly all transport was by horses and they shat everywhere? never leave the house?

Eriu79

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

A dog **** isn't that hard to walk around. Don't stand in it, watch where you're going and you'll be grand.

Try telling that to a 4 year old who just ran dog **** all up your stairs.

Samich

what else did dog say?

Cantona's Collars

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

A dog **** isn't that hard to walk around. Don't stand in it, watch where you're going and you'll be grand.

That's all well and good until your kids get covered in it because some cnut lets their dog use the local park or green as a toilet.
Dogsshite contains bacteria that can cause blindness in children.

Around my town the local dog owners seem to specialise in using the paths near the schools as a dog toilet.:mad:

Paarse Krokodil

zerks wrote: »

That's all well and good until your kids get covered in it because some cnut lets their dog use the local park or green as a toilet.
Dogsshite contains bacteria that can cause blindness in children.

Around my town the local dog owners seem to specialise in using the paths near the schools as a dog toilet.:mad:

kids aren't really attracted to the smell of it so will usually stay well away from it

beside's they'll go blind from masturbating before dog **** makes em go blind

Ghandee

Samich wrote: »

what else did dog say?

Classic!:D

Eriu79

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

kids aren't really attracted to the smell of it so will usually stay well away from it

beside's they'll go blind from masturbating before dog **** makes em go blind

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MagicMarker

zerks wrote: »

That's all well and good until your kids get covered in it because some cnut lets their dog use the local park or green as a toilet.
Dogsshite contains bacteria that can cause blindness in children.

Around my town the local dog owners seem to specialise in using the paths near the schools as a dog toilet.:mad:

Just teach your kids not to pick up shít, easy.

Personally, if a dog takes a dump on the path then the owner should pick it up, but when it comes to parks (as in fields) then dogs should have free reign.

Dupont

was working up the north and was waiting on concrete so went for a walk up the street,this sign on the wall took my attention and when i was reading it i stepped in it:mad: the sign said no dog fowling:mad:

Cantona's Collars

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

kids aren't really attracted to the smell of it so will usually stay well away from it

beside's they'll go blind from masturbating before dog **** makes em go blind

I must put some dogsh1t in a bag and set fire to it on your doorstep:p



The old pranks are always the best........plus we'll get to see how you change your view of dirty footpaths then.

Eriu79

Dupont wrote: »

was working up the north and was waiting on concrete so went for a walk up the street,this sign on the wall took my attention and when i was reading it i stepped in it:mad: the sign said no dog fowling:mad:

COMPLETELY OFF TOPIC... BUT:

I was walking home from superquinn with my 11 yeaar old when he busts out loling and pointing at a sign... the sign was " temporary dwellings prohibited" and beside it sat 7 caravans.

WindSock

That's all well and good in an urban area with plenty of bins, but I am not going on a long walk with my dog carrying a steaming shitty bag for over an hour.

Paarse Krokodil

zerks wrote: »

I must put some dogsh1t in a bag and set fire to it on your doorstep:p



The old pranks are always the best........plus we'll get to see how you change your view of dirty footpaths then.

I'll have the power washer and a bucket of piss ready then.
(neither of these are for cleaning up the sh1t by the way)

dog sh1t on foot paths isn't really something that degrades the quality of my life in any way.

Paarse Krokodil

WindSock wrote: »

That's all well and good in an urban area with plenty of bins, but I am not going on a long walk with my dog carrying a steaming shitty bag for over an hour.

I was at a bus stop the other day and there was this woman with a bag in her hand standing there waiting for ages for her dog to slowly push out a very smelly pile of sh1te. The thought of being the person with the bag and having to clean it up made me want to puke

FlutterinBantam

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

I was at a bus stop the other day and there was this woman with a bag in her hand standing there waiting for ages for her dog to slowly push out a very smelly pile of sh1te. The thought of being the person with the bag and having to clean it up made me want to puke

Pal, you need a fcuking quick course in civics.

If your dog crimps off a 'gert stonker' in my area, be prepared for enemy action, my friend.

Shave headed goon had his hound 'take the position' and expunged a girthy baton round on my lawn last week.

When I established that he had no intention on cleaning it up , I donned the Marigolds and lodged the said bolus behind his thick neck.

Gave the gaff a wide berth after that, so he did:cool:

TemptationWaits

It's not that much to ask for people to clean up ****e after their dogs! Pedestrians shouldn't have to be constantly watching out for piles of turds where they're walking. Cleaning up ****e is part of being a pet owner, especially if you're walking a dog somewhere people are gonna be walking!

Paarse Krokodil

TemptationWaits wrote: »

It's not that much to ask for people to clean up ****e after their dogs! Pedestrians shouldn't have to be constantly watching out for piles of turds where they're walking. Cleaning up ****e is part of being a pet owner, especially if you're walking a dog somewhere people are gonna be walking!

unfortunately dogs are not the only animals that need to sh1t, and **** is not the only thing you have to watch out for while walking.

could just get a cat, goes outside to sh1t, buries it and catch its own food. don't know why people in towns bother with dogs tbh

FlutterinBantam

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

unfortunately dogs are not the only animals that need to sh1t, and **** is not the only thing you have to watch out for while walking.

could just get a cat, goes outside to sh1t, buries it and catch its own food. don't know why people in towns bother with dogs tbh

If you own a dog, lovely animal, clean up after it Paarse

Don't be such a cretin.

Augmerson

You wouldn't really mind so much little turds but if the dog leaves a bear sized crap then you should clean it away. Especially during the summer months when it's going to be covered in flies within minutes. It really shows a lack of respect and care for community to let it happen.

Ddad

Seems to be a consensus building Paarse. Careful, the sh$t could hit the fan.:rolleyes:

ChunkyLover_53

The general public have been at war with each other for many years.

I will continue to let my pooch lay doggie landmines in parks while you continue to

Run red lights on your bikes.
Fail to use Indicators on roundabouts.
Bring your kids to pubs & crowded coffee shops.
Talk & use your phone in the cinema.
Phlegm on the street.
Let your cats hump on my shed.
Wipe snot on ATMs.

The conflict rages on.

Paarse Krokodil

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

If you own a dog, lovely animal, clean up after it Paarse

Don't be such a cretin.

I don't, and to think I'd have to spend its life cleaning up its every turd would put me off in a huge way. I also feel sorry like the woman at the bus stop.

Now I live in the middle of nowhere so I could get a dog and never even find one of it's sh1ts. but anywhere else I wouldn't bother

Paarse Krokodil

ChunkyLover_53 wrote: »

The general public have been at war with each other for many years.

I will continue to let my pooch lay doggie landmines in parks while you continue to

Run red lights on your bikes.
Fail to use Indicators on roundabouts.
Bring your kids to pubs & crowded coffee shops.
Talk & use your phone in the cinema.
Phlegm on the street.
Let your cats hump on my shed.
Wipe snot on ATMs.

The conflict rages on.

Too many people + not enough space => threads like this

all the problems in the world are caused by too many people

FlutterinBantam

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

I don't, and to think I'd have to spend its life cleaning up its every turd would put me off in a huge way. I also feel sorry like the woman at the bus stop.

Now I live in the middle of nowhere so I could get a dog and never even find one of it's sh1ts. but anywhere else I wouldn't bother

Good man yourself, solid citizen indeed.

To think you could own a dog, a most faithful and loyal friend and not bother picking up after the animal tells me all I need to know.

Selfish comes to mind Paarse, very selfish.

carry on pal.

Bullseye1

Thankfully were I walk my dog there are plenty of bins to dispose the dirt. But that's nowhere near as bad as the scum who leave nappies on the beach and other public areas.

zenno

no way am I picking up dogsh|t when I have to deal with horsesh|t most days. I usually stick a little white flag into the dogsh|t which say's, caution dogsh|t. so if you stand in it thats tough sh|t. kids should also be advised not to eat dogsh|t or rub it in their eye's I blame the parents.

DundalkDuffman

Had this issue before, neighbours yorkie whilst on his lead with his owner doing poozies on my front lawn. Not being posh, I scooped up the poop and deposited it on my neighbours front porch. "Think your doggie left this behind him earlier, thought you'd want it back.

softmee

I have a dog and first of all : he doesn't do number 2 just anywhere, because when he was a puppy I was taking him quickly somewhere "on side"- like bushes etc, he never does this on open grass or anywhere near where children are playing.
In case he would -I always have bags with me.. but his pooh is lets say not alway nicely shaped -so I am not going to scrap it from grass.. :rolleyes:
The other thing is - there is usually not enough bins everywhere and walking with warm pooh in the plastic bag.. :pac:
In general - I would be more bothered by all the awfull litter around, plastic bottles and all the rubbish.
Parents - teach your kids not to drop all the wrapping just where they are standing!
Anyway - dog pooh haters -you are lucky not to live in Poland where is much more many dogs per average family and its freezing during winter -and then...when spring comes.. - just imagine - ALL POOH'S COLLECTED IN FEW MONTHS DEFROSTING TOGETHER>>> that's the nightmare! :pac:

FlutterinBantam

Bullseye1 wrote: »

Thankfully were I walk my dog there are plenty of bins to dispose the dirt. But that's nowhere near as bad as the scum who leave nappies on the beach and other public areas.

Good point pal.

Was down on the Velvet Strand last weekend when little Jason decided to go red in the chops and unload a solid chump in the nappy.

Auld lad approaches and "Jaaaaaysen,yer fcukin stinkin'' proceeds to remove the load and dump it on the beach.

Still there when I returned 2 hours later, festooned with bluebottles.


Focking scum..

Fluorescence

If my dog shits on the paths I'll baggy it and throw it in the nearest bin. A shit in the park is fair game though, I say. Don't let your kids smear faeces on their faces and all is well.

softmee

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Good point pal.

Was down on the Velvet Strand last weekend when little Jason decided to go red in the chops and unload a solid chump in the nappy.

Auld lad approaches and "Jaaaaaysen,yer fcukin stinkin'' proceeds to remove the load and dump it on the beach.

Still there when I returned 2 hours later, festooned with bluebottles.


Focking scum..

:mad: Seriously - this is like a crime for me! It's an outrageous (difficult one -did I spell it right :rolleyes:) This is something I hate so much, I dont have words! How How How, you could leave nappies or anything on beach. :mad:

zenno

if only :eek:

duckysauce

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Pal, you need a fcuking quick course in civics.

If your dog crimps off a 'gert stonker' in my area, be prepared for enemy action, my friend.

Shave headed goon had his hound 'take the position' and expunged a girthy baton round on my lawn last week.

When I established that he had no intention on cleaning it up , I donned the Marigolds and lodged the said bolus behind his thick neck.

Gave the gaff a wide berth after that, so he did:cool:

Shave headed goon let you throw dog **** over him and do nothing ?? you must have your marigolds in your back pocket

Ricardo G

In all fairness how am i supposed to clean up my dogs sh1t when they have a dose of the green apple splatters?? I don't mind picking up the solids to be fair

FlutterinBantam

Ricardo G wrote: »

In all fairness how am i supposed to clean up my dogs sh1t when they have a dose of the green apple splatters?? I don't mind picking up the solids to be fair

Little shovel man, little shovel.

Check your dog's hole before taking the animal out, press the back of your hand well in under the tail..The back of your hand.

If the nipsy is hot, expect scutther, bring a shovel


Simples...eeeh.

FlutterinBantam

duckysauce wrote: »

Shave headed goon let you throw dog **** over him and do nothing ?? you must have your marigolds in your back pocket

What could he do pal?

In the wrong... no contest... simples eh.

duckysauce

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

What could he do pal?

In the wrong... no contest... simples eh.

box the head off you the same as i would if you threw dog ****e over me -simples eh :cool:

FlutterinBantam

Eh...

You know me ,do you?

duckysauce

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Eh...

You know me ,do you?

yeah you're the bloke that wears marigolds and throws dog crap at people

FlutterinBantam

duckysauce wrote: »

yeah you're the bloke that wears marigolds and throws dog crap at people

Correct and right buddy....

Now walk your hound outside my gaff and let him unload a barker log, abandon it,and see what happens....

Logical Fallacy

Paarse Krokodil wrote: »

A dog **** isn't that hard to walk around. Don't stand in it, watch where you're going and you'll be grand.

How would you have got along in the 1900's when nearly all transport was by horses and they shat everywhere? never leave the house?

Dog **** can also carry all kinds of bacteria that do horrible stuff to kiddies.

People should pick up the ****, those that don't should be made to eat it.

strobe

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Dog **** can also carry all kinds of bacteria that do horrible stuff to kiddies.

If your child is into touching dog shit you should not be letting it outside on it's own.

duckysauce

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Correct and right buddy....

Now walk your hound outside my gaff and let him unload a barker log, abandon it,and see what happens....

dream on and keep strokin, will you slap me to death with your marigolds and spray fairy liquid in my eyes simples eh

Fluorescence

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Dog **** can also carry all kinds of bacteria that do horrible stuff to kiddies.

People should pick up the ****, those that don't should be made to eat it.

It can do horrible stuff to anyone who's stupid enough to go around playing in poo piles. However did the poor kids survive in the days before bagging poop was normal practise? :eek: If kids can't stop themselves shoveling shit into their eyes then they have bigger problems than my dog taking a dump in a park.

Logical Fallacy

strobe wrote: »

If your child is into touching dog shit you should not be letting it outside on it's own.

Don't have kids.

fluorescence wrote: »

It can do horrible stuff to anyone who's stupid enough to go around playing in poo piles. However did the poor kids survive in the days before bagging poop was normal practise? :eek: If kids can't stop themselves shoveling shit into their eyes then they have bigger problems than my dog taking a dump in a park.

Meh, kids are ****ing retarded.

zenno

this thread is gone to sh1t. time for an old el paso log roll

TheDriver

WindSock wrote: »

That's all well and good in an urban area with plenty of bins, but I am not going on a long walk with my dog carrying a steaming shitty bag for over an hour.

better than me cleaning it off my shoes for an hour

Fluorescence

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

Meh, kids are ****ing retarded.

Funnily enough, they can taught not to smear poop into their eyes *gasp*. Fancy that!

Fratton Fred

I hate dog owners that don't pick up their dog ****. Its because of irresponsible owners like you that responsible owners like the rest are being hit bt draconian rules.

Dun Laoghaire council have practically banned dog walking now and there is even rumours of special areas for dogs in local parks.

Train your dog well, keep it under control and clean up after it, if not, then you shouldn't have one.