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Size does not matter? Girls please answer.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    maryharney wrote: »
    size definitely matters, anything less than 12 inches and all i feel is a tickle
    Seriously, don't think I've seen a troll like you in ages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    newport2 wrote: »
    Had to google his name there, never heard of him! If everyones using porn for benchmarking, then I might be in trouble :eek::eek::eek:

    NO! NONONONONONO NOOOO. do not, and I mean NOT use porn for bench marking of ANY kind when it comes to being with a woman....fapping material definately, or even some entertainment to get you both in the mood or whatever, yes....bench marking/tutoring absolutely NOT (imo)



    I have been told by girls that usually the bigger the guys member the more friendly and laid back they usually are.And guys that are smaller are usually tightly wound and mean

    Hmmmmmm interesting :D

    Size doesnt really mater unless its in the extreme. I dont think I could envision a worse scenario than getting all hot and heavy only to realize that tickle your tonsils it aint gonna do.

    The other side to that is of course realizing you could well be split in two if you dont go easy.

    Having said that i know which out of the both scenarios Id prefer :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 504 ✭✭✭LostGirly


    smash wrote: »
    Have you ever encountered this issue though?

    Unfortunately yes, yes I have :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    The other side to that is of course realizing you could well be split in two if you dont go easy.

    I am ready to accept this risk! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    NO! NONONONONONO NOOOO. do not, and I mean NOT use porn for bench marking of ANY kind when it comes to being with a woman....
    Ah but Rocco thought me how to treat a woman real well... :D
    LostGirly wrote: »
    Unfortunately yes, yes I have :(
    Well that sucks.
    funloving wrote: »
    I am ready to accept this risk! :p
    So is your pm full yet? lol


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    smash wrote: »
    Women have an assumption that a tall guy/guy with big feet/big hands/etc have a large one. Do most men think that a short girl/skinny girl would have a tighter one? I've never really though about it...

    Well, it makes sense that a petite woman would be petite everywhere. Myself, I think about it more in terms of hip size.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,391 ✭✭✭fro9etb8j5qsl2


    As Paul Daniels once said- 'Its not the length of the wand, its the magic thats in it!' :cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Well, it makes sense that a petite woman would be petite everywhere.

    But it's be proven to not be true for men, why would it be true for women?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,813 ✭✭✭themadchef


    Subjective to your own opinion, and what fits you.

    If you like big cocks then you like them. Too big can be just as ahem ...akward :D

    Really small and i dont give a God dam how good your technique is, im never going to get there with that alone.

    Can blokes with tiny cocks be great lovers? Hell yeah, toys wernt just made for individual play.

    Size matters for lots of reasons, not just the actual sex. Get a guy with a huge cock and he thinks he's Ron Jeremy, but he may in fact be a terrible lover.

    Give me mister average anyday who knows how to work what he's got :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,150 ✭✭✭✭Malari


    maryharney wrote: »
    size definitely matters, anything less than 12 inches and all i feel is a tickle

    Think that says more about your available space ;)

    For me, there's a critical size. If it's small then you just feel less, so I would say, yeah size matters.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    themadchef wrote: »
    Subjective to your own opinion, and what fits you.

    If you like big cocks then you like them. Too big can be just as ahem ...akward :D

    Really small and i dont give a God dam how good your technique is, im never going to get there with that alone.

    Can blokes with tiny cocks be great lovers? Hell yeah, toys wernt just made for individual play.

    Size matters for lots of reasons, not just the actual sex. Get a guy with a huge cock and he thinks he's Ron Jeremy, but he may in fact be a terrible lover.


    Give me mister average anyday who knows how to work what he's got :pac:

    Why not mr large who also knows how to work what he's got.;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    smash wrote: »
    But it's be proven to not be true for men

    Has it? Parts of someones body are generally in proportion to other parts of their body.
    e.g. the span of your arms held straight out should be equal to your height, the distance between your eyes should be the width of one of your eyes etc....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    Would you say a man exists who hasn't measured his penis?

    of course there are probably loads! I never did it, a gfriend of mine actually did just to see
    I don't get the hang ups really, i guess its just a male thing. Maybe subconsciously I understand im lucky to be well above average and I don't worry about it. I dunno

    The thing about height, hands, feet corelating to c*ck size is a load of rubbish though.
    Anyone who has played a team sport has seen those funny situations where you have the 6'4 muscular bloke, changing beside the 5'5 bloke and the small bloke is hung like a horse compared to his perceived (when dressed) bigger bloke!

    There are alot of variables, some guys are large when flacid and when they become erect the size doesn't increase by a massive amount.

    Some blokes shrivel to nothing but when they are erect they are huge!

    In fairness, ye women are the only ones who know the true sizes as you don't see too many erect c*cks on display in a male changing room, at least id hope not


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 86 ✭✭Koltashe


    Size MAKES A DIFFERENCE, but whether or not it matteres is down to every individual girl. And the size of the girls vagina makes a difference as well, same guy would be judged by one girl as average size and by another girl as way below average.

    But on the issue the OP was raising: this doesnt mean that TV programs should be telling the insecure self conscious and low self esteem youngsters that size is important, same way they cant be telling young girls that in their majority man prefer slim fit women not fat obese ones.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Has it? Parts of someones body are generally in proportion to other parts of their body.
    e.g. the span of your arms held straight out should be equal to your height, the distance between your eyes should be the width of one of your eyes etc....

    thats not true at all

    think about it FFS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    thats not true at all

    think about it FFS

    Can you elaborate? I'm not saying exactly, but roughly. If someone is 6 foot tall, the span from one fingertip to the other (arms held out at the side) will be 6 foot (near enough as makes no difference).
    Try it, I don't think you're speaking from experience.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    As Paul Daniels once said- 'Its not the length of the wand, its the magic thats in it!' :cool:

    I wouldn't take his word for it! the magic only exists in his wallet :D

    The above saying is something guys with small c*cks say to make themselves feel comparable to guys with larger ones.

    As an above poster said it, the reality of it is not all blokes with average size ones are great lovers to compensate for not being above average.

    That saying implies that if you have a large c*ck you may not be a good lover in general, which indeed can be said about any man in general.

    There are plenty of guys out there with large ones, with plenty of magic in their wand i'm sure. Thats where common sense and a bit of maturity come into play :cool:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    Why not mr large who also knows how to work what he's got.;)

    well hellllllooooooo :cool:
    :D

    I have heard lots of comments on the whole "fanny like a yawnin hippo" but I honestly thought it was just a lads way of saying that the girl in question was 'easy' for want of a better word. But I suppose it makes sense, if indeed there are women out there who like "fisting" :eek::eek: me personally, when I even think about it my legs clamp together, I always wonder how it cant be really painfull.......








    just thought of a new thread


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,758 ✭✭✭Strongbow10


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Can you elaborate? I'm not saying exactly, but roughly. If someone is 6 foot tall, the span from one fingertip to the other (arms held out at the side) will be 6 foot (near enough as makes no difference).
    Try it, I don't think you're speaking from experience.

    so you think if a guy is 6 foot tall, he automatically has a bigger c*ck then someone who is say 5'8?

    if there are 2 guys, one with big hands, another with small hands, you reckon its a given the bigger handed guy is packing more???

    thats gas :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    so you think if a guy is 6 foot tall, he automatically has a bigger c*ck then someone who is say 5'8?

    if there are 2 guys, one with big hands, another with small hands, you reckon its a given the bigger handed guy is packing more???

    thats gas :D

    Perhaps you should read my post again. I said IN GENERAL, parts of the body are in proportion to other parts of the body.

    I'll leave the second question, you obviously think about c0cks more than I do


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,846 ✭✭✭Fromthetrees


    Can we pause for a moment here and have a thought for poor Eoin McLove.:(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    I said IN GENERAL, parts of the body are in proportion to other parts of the body.

    But it's not true at all... it's like saying tall girls should have big boobs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    Size doesn't matter, unless as been said before, it's an extreme, obviously a 12 inch dick or 3 inch dick just isn't gonna work. My bf is above average and tbh it can be a pain :D, going hell for leather two days in a row is a no-no, so being slightly smaller than average must have it's advantages. I think in general though most penises are average, it's what you do with it that matters.

    I think girls only slag guys about penis size if the guy's been a total wanker to the girl or the girl has an evil streak, tbh it's the same as calling a girl fat, just plain mean really. I think it's something that guys worry/consider much much more than women do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    smash wrote: »
    But it's not true at all... it's like saying tall girls should have big boobs.

    Fair point, there's probably a lot of other factors I hadn't considered, levels of oestrogen and testosterone for example


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 396 ✭✭funloving


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Can you elaborate? I'm not saying exactly, but roughly. If someone is 6 foot tall, the span from one fingertip to the other (arms held out at the side) will be 6 foot (near enough as makes no difference).
    Try it, I don't think you're speaking from experience.

    that's maybe if you have correct proportions but you can have a guy with very short legs compared to the size of the torso or longer arms etc...

    I know of skinny and shorter guys with a bigger penis than a 6' something lad...

    let's say it..girls, we need to be lucky he's not that small and can make good use of what he has ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    --Kaiser-- wrote: »
    Fair point, there's probably a lot of other factors I hadn't considered, levels of oestrogen and testosterone for example
    Well you were talking about limbs, these should be proportionate, but anything else being proportionate is just pot luck.
    curlzy wrote: »
    tbh it's the same as calling a girl fat, just plain mean really.
    Not really. A fat chick can lose weight.

    There also seems to be a lot of people saying they're above average or their bf is above average... maybe you are/they are average if everyone else says the same.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Flyer1


    curlzy wrote: »
    I think in general though most penises are average

    Ummmmmm, average meaning.........................:confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,291 ✭✭✭wild_cat


    maryharney wrote: »
    size definitely matters, anything less than 12 inches and all i feel is a tickle

    12 inches?

    Surely fùcking a country over would leave you needing something a lot bigger?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    smash wrote: »
    Well you were talking about limbs, these should be proportionate, but anything else being proportionate is just pot luck.


    Not really. A fat chick can lose weight.

    There also seems to be a lot of people saying they're above average or their bf is above average... maybe you are/they are average if everyone else says the same.

    A woman can lose weight and a man can jelq like he's never jelqed before.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Us guys have it hard. Very hard. Although, the bigger the guy a girl sleeps with, the bigger the fanny gets... so I wonder do any girls regret sleeping with a stallion for a few months (not necessarily in a stable) because then they have to go back to normal cock with their massive gaps?


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