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Size does not matter? Girls please answer.

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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 21,892 Mod ✭✭✭✭helimachoptor


    As Joan burton says, I think a lot of it is the motion of the ocean but if the oar you're sticking in is too small you can gonna generate much motion


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,943 ✭✭✭smcgiff


    That same programme also said that it didn't matter what size or shape boobs were. :rolleyes:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 248 ✭✭I love Joan Burton


    As Joan burton says, I think a lot of it is the motion of the ocean but if the oar you're sticking in is too small you can gonna generate much motion

    Unless its anal, then smaller the better!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,596 ✭✭✭Northern Monkey


    It's not the size of your pencil, it's how well you can write your name.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    It matters, but so does the girl. Without getting into too much detail, you just need to find a good fit like.

    Your size might be perfect for. one girl and awful for the next, so don't go worrying about it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    It matters, but so does the girl. Without getting into too much detail, you just need to find a good fit like.

    Your size might be perfect for. one girl and awful for the next, so don't go worrying about it.


    Wether it's big or small ladies watch out for clowns pocket syndrome in the ageing process :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    I've a 32GB stick - most of the time it really doesn't need to be so big but sometimes when you need to fit a lot of files on it's handy to have a bit of space capacity.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    jive wrote: »
    you can't do shít about it. QUOTE]

    You've obviously never heard of jelqing, proven to increase your size as far as I'm aware.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Myself and my wife enjoy sex and love to make love.

    ever do the two at the same time? :eek: :pac:
    later10 wrote: »
    I'll tell you what's really weird, huge clitorises (clitorati?). It's like a baby's willy.

    hahaha :D
    SheFiend wrote: »
    Hmm. But longer penis' will reach another erogenous zone, (can't think of what it is called)

    :confused::confused:
    Tea_Bag wrote: »
    am I the only one here who's had sex with so few women that I didn't know vaginas came in different sizes? what gets bigger or smaller??

    kinda the same, but the female version...


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Myself and my wife enjoy sex and love to make love.

    ever do the two at the same time? :eek: :pac:
    later10 wrote: »
    I'll tell you what's really weird, huge clitorises (clitorati?). It's like a baby's willy.

    hahaha :D
    SheFiend wrote: »
    Hmm. But longer penis' will reach another erogenous zone, (can't think of what it is called)

    :confused::confused:
    Tea_Bag wrote: »
    am I the only one here who's had sex with so few women that I didn't know vaginas came in different sizes? what gets bigger or smaller??

    kinda the same, but the female version...

    i thought a vagina was the female version :confused:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    i thought a vagina was the female version :confused:

    ah turns out i picked up what he was saying wrong.. i meant i haven't been with enough guys to know if different sizes make a difference.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭jimbobaloobob


    lights out and go touchy feely, then you cant read the measuring tape:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 845 ✭✭✭yupyup7up


    its all the one anyway, if shes a shit ride she can feck off!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid



    EDIT: I would also like to add that in my experience the women who say size doesn't matter tend to not particularly enjoy sex or at least do not orgasm from sex.

    Have you had a lot of experience of women that say size doesn't matter in a consolatory fashion?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭py2006


    Size does matter as said by a few of the women here! But not as bigger is better!

    'little py2006', wouldn't be the biggest in the world but at times it proved uncomfortable as its on the thick side.

    Too much info?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    It's funny how most girls say that size doesn't matter, but will usually attack a man's penis size in an argument, and will always talk to their friends about it. I had a friend who suffered serious anxiety after an ex slagged him. And even when I was younger we'd hear the girls in our group of friends talking about the size of each lad they were with.

    There's a huge stigma about size, and where women can have small boobs and some men like it, you never hear a woman saying she likes a small penis. And if you hear a guy saying he is going for a penis enlargement surgery he'd get endless slagging.

    As for this:
    looky loo wrote: »
    Totally agree with this post, had the same problem with a well endowed guy, I feel sorry for a guy who has this problem.
    A guy who's extra big will brag about it because he'll hear girls talking about size, then the reality kicks in that actually only a very small portion of women will actually be willing to give it a go.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭Frank Black


    py2006 wrote: »
    Size does matter as said by a few of the women here! But not as bigger is better!

    'little py2006', wouldn't be the biggest in the world but at times it proved uncomfortable as its on the thick side.

    Too much info?


    That's why you should never let it do your thinking for you.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    later10 wrote: »
    I'll tell you what's really weird, huge clitorises (clitorati?). It's like a baby's willy.
    There's nothing wrong with them IMHO. Well within reason I suppose, but all shapes and sizes are good in that respect.
    Abi wrote: »
    A longer penis can cause just as many problems. If memory serves, the average woman only has an average of between 3-4 inches of depth inside her.
    In a relaxed state maybe A, but aroused add 2 odd inches to that. It can stretch in a good way quite a bit.
    Tea_Bag wrote: »
    am I the only one here who's had sex with so few women that I didn't know vaginas came in different sizes? what gets bigger or smaller??
    Well maybe I've been incredibly lucky, but I've never encountered this "bucket" ladyparts myself. In my experience anyway they vary but not by that much. More likely to find tight at the extremes.

    As for willy size I'd reckon if you're within the average range then it makes feck all difference. Other stuff in the relationship and the bedroom has far more importance. You wont keep her with a big one and you wont lose her with a smaller one. I'd reckon most women would agree with that. That's what women mates have told me in the past and they're actual mates so no agenda or reason to tell me otherwise. Now the same mates will pass on stories of the extreme guys at either end. The huge yoke and the teensy yoke, but they're extremes.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,845 ✭✭✭py2006


    That's why you should never let it do your thinking for you.

    Badum Tshhhhh!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 41 dandelionmind


    You can always work around size and try other things; It's not the be all and end all.

    I'd rather a guy be experimental in bed and up for trying things, than simply be someone who was well endowed and thus thought he had it all sorted.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,205 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    It's not the size of the nail...it's the hammer that's driving it...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    mfceiling wrote: »
    It's not the size of the nail...it's the hammer that's driving it...
    What if you're driving a small nail into a deep wall... You can't hang anything on that :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 504 ✭✭✭LostGirly


    It absolutely matters! Anyone that says it doesn't is lying! Obviously you need to know how to use it too but you've no chance at all if you've nothing to work with!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    i have been just on the lovehoney site. I get a mailing from them once a day. Its interesting that there is a request for a sizing option of vibrators etc to be done in girth. It seems when it comes to paying for your own pleasure its what really matters.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 36,397 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    madmammy wrote: »
    it doesn't matter to me as long as you know how to be inventive and how to use what talents you were given
    not all women want big, there's a reasons size's differ

    So we should refer to him as Littlins?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    LostGirly wrote: »
    It absolutely matters! Anyone that says it doesn't is lying! Obviously you need to know how to use it too but you've no chance at all if you've nothing to work with!!
    Have you ever encountered this issue though?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    not all women gossip about sex or size of the equipment
    why should we and we don't all verbally attack our partners body parts if having an argument


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Education Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 27,467 CMod ✭✭✭✭spurious


    Wibbs wrote: »
    You wont keep her with a big one and you wont lose her with a smaller one.


    This is the truest thing said on this thread.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 120 ✭✭madmammy


    So we should refer to him as Littlins?

    you really have no reason to say that do you....jealous?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Reminds me of the time I went to a bookshop to ask for a book i ordered.

    "I'm looking for a book for men with small penises" I told the girl at the tills
    "Its not in yet" She said
    "Yep, that's the one" I replied


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