One for the lads!!!

Mint Sauce · 23-08-2011 04:30PM

mattjack wrote: »

Tina Turner kicks the bejaysus out of ya..

As will the Bouncer if you break the no touching, no asking for sex rule. At least the going by the size of the one in Magaluf.

not yet · 23-08-2011 11:03PM

Just enough time to have a peddle...............

MugMugs · 23-08-2011 11:05PM

It's actually a CIA ploy !

She's actually asking for advice on how to deal with Gadaffi.

There could be some naval fingering too though.

Lavattack · 23-08-2011 11:27PM

Used live 2mins down the road from one in NY.

Ventured in once or twice...

A dance there lasts one song. It was $10 a song.

I payed $40 at the start and came out with a smile on my face

YBTurbo · 23-08-2011 11:51PM

Lavattack wrote: »

Used live 2mins down the road from one in NY.

Ventured in once or twice...

A dance there lasts one song. It was $10 a song.

I payed $40 before I came

EFA

Ditch · 24-08-2011 12:39AM

wild_cat wrote: »

"She was grinding me in such a way that its the nearest thing to being wanked through my jeans I'll ever experience".

Was she moist ....?

Frank Black · 24-08-2011 08:18AM

Dravokivich wrote: »

Cost depends on the club, time depends on how much you want to pay. Usually about €10 a min, but I haven't been to a club here in over 3 years so not sure how much that's changed.

For cheap / short time, it's usually just topless, thong and gyrating. Paying a bit more usually gets full nude, but no touching here in Ireland.

Struck me as a bit odd when I was in Chicago and the strippers generally insisted I touch'em. Not that i had a problem with obliging.

Scored a free Tshirt as well

You disgust me.
T-shirts are real items of clothing too - you think you can just go to a strip club and buy them like a cheap piece of merchandise, and then come onto boards bragging about scoring them.

The Smurfs · 24-08-2011 10:34AM

He went on a stag, went to a strip club and you found out and cant let it go.... Poor fellow.... We all do it for the laugth and not to perve as u thing...
He cud of done alot worse..........

smash · 24-08-2011 10:36AM

Don't worry OP, most strippers only allow you to insert 2 fingers at most... a shocker if you're lucky.

Minstrel27 · 24-08-2011 10:37AM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

She gets naked and sticks her fanny into your face. Prick teasing of the highest order.

jessiejay · 24-08-2011 07:20PM

Je's calm down, only asked a question! is this not what Boards is for?

Stop jumping to conclusions....

EuropeanSon · 24-08-2011 07:22PM

Not denying it I see...:rolleyes:

dermiek · 24-08-2011 07:36PM

If you are getting mad at him, get mad at him for wasting good beer money on something he can get at home for free.

aaronjumper · 24-08-2011 07:39PM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

Throw me out some cash and I'll show you.
Here's a taster. . .

*Shakes booty*

ringadingding · 24-08-2011 09:18PM

Was in a strip club in Vegas once, huge joint. Walking back from the jacks one of the girls rubbed off me, put hand into my pocket and started w@nking me off, then said she was due on stage and walked off, got 10 metres another girl done the same thing, 5 mins later I realised they had fleeced all the money from my pockets.

Knew it was too good to be true.

In fairness the manager brought me a free dance when I complained, I couldn't even describe the girls to him other than tit size and there was about 100 girls there .

Crann na Beatha · 24-08-2011 09:22PM

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Ally Dick · 24-08-2011 09:25PM

Strip clubs are just complete nonsense. It's rip off central for boozed up idiots. I like looking at women as much as the next fella, but those strip clubs are such an artificial "sad" atmosphere. The ones in Liverpool are great though. They strip down to the buff. That's more like it.

Celly Smunt · 24-08-2011 09:27PM

Veles wrote: »

Now you may have some pm's;)

i can get it for free,she'd want to come with a 4 course meal and free drinks for that price.

phill106 · 24-08-2011 11:26PM

maybe we are coming at it from the wrong side?
Perhaps OP is seeking a new job in a lap dancing establishment?
I would be happy to give you a practice interview

finisklin · 24-08-2011 11:45PM

It'd be good to get a stripper perspective on this........:D

Sinfonia · 25-08-2011 01:08AM

foxyboxer wrote: »

It's like ordering and paying for a steak dinner that you're not allowed to eat.

More like a fish dinner

sorry

WANTStoWORK · 25-08-2011 02:20AM

Donald Draper wrote: »

it depends on what country you are in.

In Ireland not allot.

I believe the Irish dancers are are as hairy as donkeys!!! :eek:

later12 · 25-08-2011 02:37AM

Ally Dick wrote: »

I like looking at women as much as the next fella, but those strip clubs are such an artificial "sad" atmosphere.

By any chance is 'the next fella' at the end of your willy?:pac:

Lavattack · 25-08-2011 05:42PM

YBTurbo wrote: »

EFA

Whats EFA mean lol??

seraphimvc · 25-08-2011 06:04PM

WANTStoWORK wrote: »

I believe the Irish dancers are are as hairy as donkeys!!! :eek:

donkey are pretty hairless no???

TheBunk1 · 25-08-2011 06:14PM

If you touch, the bouncers come in and make you do this....then you know how it feels :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmtrnaM8cg8

chicken fingers · 25-08-2011 07:11PM

If it was in Ireland he didn't get anywhere.
If it was eastern europe he got the ride.

WANTStoWORK · 27-08-2011 01:22AM

chicken fingers wrote: »

If it was in Ireland he didn't get anywhere.
If it was eastern europe he got the ride.

If it was an Irish girl you would have to do a lot of work down below with a garden strimmers first!!!! :eek: :eek:

k4kate · 03-09-2011 09:40AM

Veles wrote: »

Now you may have some pm's;)

Not one!!!! Can you believe it???

For €250 I will remove all my clothes.
ps I am 45 years old

For €500 I will leave the clothes on:D

viky · 09-09-2011 02:43AM

well im a stripper (lapdancer) and id have to say that most of my clients tend not to have regrets, haha. and as an aside note, 25/50 quid in strip club is nothing. my regulars would be spending WAY more than that, so stop complaining about the prices. its a strip club for gods sake, not a grocery store

One for the lads!!!

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