One for the lads!!!

jessiejay · 23-08-2011 02:12PM #1

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

py2006 · 23-08-2011 02:13PM

Never been, couldn't tell ya!!

FatherLen · 23-08-2011 02:14PM

BOOBS

Raze_them_all · 23-08-2011 02:15PM

There actually private samba lessons. your husband/fiance/boyfriend is well behaved and your suspicion is unfounded.

Kinetic^ · 23-08-2011 02:15PM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

Did somebody's better half go to a strip club recently? ...LOL

dulpit · 23-08-2011 02:16PM

It's normally a conversation about women's rights and equality, no nudity involved at all.

foxyboxer · 23-08-2011 02:18PM

It's like ordering and paying for a steak dinner that you're not allowed to eat.

Donald Draper · 23-08-2011 02:19PM

it depends on what country you are in.

In Ireland not allot.

orourkeda · 23-08-2011 02:21PM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

A skimpy thong.

You will get tittie and bare arsecheeks but no gash.

You cant touch either which is practically impossible when you have a gorgeous girls arse cheeks an inch from your face.

I
The last one i got was for 10 minutes

Degag · 23-08-2011 02:22PM

Any club that i've been in England, it's fully nude. Lasts about 5 minutes i suppose?

dmigsy · 23-08-2011 02:22PM

This song should explain everything:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFz3llHuoXo&feature=related

TheZohanS · 23-08-2011 02:34PM

DVDA.

demakinz · 23-08-2011 02:37PM

Feck all, big waste of money. had a private dance in Ibiza a few years ago 30 euro for her to dance for a 3 minute song (she did get fully naked though:D) You can see more boobs and ass on the beach for free.

Never been to one in Ireland but some friends went to one in Dublin not to long ago, One of them was 500 euro overdrawn:eek: when he checked his bank the next day he had a few to many private dances.

SteelyDanJalapeno · 23-08-2011 02:39PM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

Would ya ever lave the poor lad have a bit a fun, shur they were barely even ridin

k4kate · 23-08-2011 02:41PM

demakinz wrote: »

Feck all, big waste of money. had a private dance in Ibiza a few years ago 30 euro for her to dance for a 3 minute song (she did get fully naked though:D) You can see more boobs and ass on the beach for free.

Never been to one in Ireland but some friends went to one in Dublin not to long ago, One of them was 500 euro overdrawn:eek: when he checked his bank the next day he had a few to many private dances.

I would have danced for him for €250.

Alter-Ego · 23-08-2011 02:41PM

Full. On. Intercourse.

She probably did all the durrty stuff that you refuse to do as well. Even bumhole type stuff, OP.

Frank Black · 23-08-2011 02:44PM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

Don't worry OP, he was pressured into it by his friends and was thinking about you the whole time even when the nubile young eastern european girl was wobbling her boobs an inch from his face.

Mongarra · 23-08-2011 02:49PM

I see it's your first post, so welcome to After Hours (AH).

You will get to know that in AH you should expect to get replies that may not answer the question you asked, ESPECIALLY ONE LIKE THIS THAT SHOWS A SUSPICIOUS MIND.

Nothing happened. I was there. He just went red-faced (with embarrassment I hasten to add) and asked her to take her left boob out of his cocktail. She had a fit of pique at not being appreciated but after the €200 he gave her she mellowed and sat on his lap for long enough to know he was ready to go home.

Calibos · 23-08-2011 03:09PM

If he arrived home that night and gave you the roide, then all she did was get him very horny. If he arrived home that night and went straight to bed and fell asleep then it means she gave him the roide.

scholar007 · 23-08-2011 03:22PM

Its absolute torture! Why any guy would want to put themselves through the experience of a lapdance, I don't know.

Its like sitting in a very expensive sports car with the keys being dangled in front of your face and not being let have a spin.

jester77 · 23-08-2011 03:26PM

scholar007 wrote: »

Its absolute torture! Why any guy would want to put themselves through the experience of a lapdance, I don't know.

Its like sitting in a very expensive sports car with the keys being dangled in front of your face and not being let have a spin.

But you won't have some big burly busker come running and looking to beat the crap out of you for only touching the keys.

dulpit · 23-08-2011 03:28PM

To be fair, lapdances are ****e.

I do have a buddy who suggested that in certain Eastern European countries the dances are more "participation encouraged" events. But here? Nope...

Jimmy Magee · 23-08-2011 03:29PM

I don't think you can touch.

All you see is boobs and the only sight of the pussy will be if the thong is see-through.

mattjack · 23-08-2011 03:30PM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dancer involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

Tina Turner kicks the bejaysus out of ya..

wild_cat · 23-08-2011 03:31PM

From a friend...

"She was grinding me in such a way that its the nearest thing to being wanked through my jeans I'll ever experience".

RichieC · 23-08-2011 03:33PM

they de-pants and wiggle their bits in your face for the length of a song.

AllYourBass · 23-08-2011 03:56PM

Croatia: Take you to a room, take off your shirt, emerge well after closing two hours later and become the eternal source of ridicule for saying nothing happened although your t-shirt is on inside out. Stare in disbelief at the bank balance the next day.

Ireland: The same, but they only metaphorically take the shirt off your back.

Mint Sauce · 23-08-2011 04:02PM

jessiejay wrote: »

Guys or Girls... Can anyone enlighten me as to what a private dance involves in a strip club? as in is there full nudity, how long does it last etc? Just curious as to what actually happens....

They strip, and dance for you. In private. Kinda self explanatary.

Killer Pigeon · 23-08-2011 04:11PM

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

Frank Black · 23-08-2011 04:16PM

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

NBoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs

Dravokivich · 23-08-2011 04:29PM

Cost depends on the club, time depends on how much you want to pay. Usually about €10 a min, but I haven't been to a club here in over 3 years so not sure how much that's changed.

For cheap / short time, it's usually just topless, thong and gyrating. Paying a bit more usually gets full nude, but no touching here in Ireland.

Struck me as a bit odd when I was in Chicago and the strippers generally insisted I touch'em. Not that i had a problem with obliging.

Scored a free Tshirt as well

One for the lads!!!

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