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so...There I am, about to get in the shower...

  • 23-08-2011 12:08PM
    #1
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭


    ...When I remember that nice new Dove shower gel that I bought...

    House is empty, so no problems just turning on my heels and heading to the other bathroom to get the shower gel.

    Opens bedroom...

    And standing there is a 3 year old girl. Cue mutual screams.

    I don't have a 3 year old girl by the way...she just decided to leave herself into my house, walk up the stairs and stand outside my bedroom.

    Parents....do you know where your kids are? Cause you know...they could be perving on innocent grown men.

    (The child was Polish, this probably makes no difference, but who knows...it could be a polish passage of rite...)


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  • #2
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    WTF? how did she get into your house?

    Did you have a sign outside saying "free candy" and the front door open?


  • #3
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    Are you sure she's not yours? Maybe the mum left her back.


  • #4
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,646 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    You really should post here as much as you can over the next few days because I have a feeling the police are gonna be taking your computer at some time this week!


  • #5
    dastardly00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,784 ✭✭✭✭dastardly00


    why is your shower gel in another bathroom?? :confused:


  • #6
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    My child is 17 weeks old and was out with her mammy.

    Apparently she's been just letting herself into people's houses all over the neighbourhood. all the doors here are either locked by key or can be easily opened by the handle.


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  • #7
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    dastardly00 wrote: »
    why is your shower gel in another bathroom?? :confused:

    Good question. I had bought it on the groceries and herself brought it upstairs with all the other toiletries. I was showering in the en suite.

    NEXT!


  • #8
    Rothmans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,806 ✭✭✭Rothmans


    Hmm, imagine if the someone then walked in, after hearingthe screams. Three y/o girl and naked man in the hallway.
    It wouldn't look too good op.


  • #9
    Mr.David
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,703 ✭✭✭Mr.David


    dastardly00 wrote: »
    why is your shower gel in another bathroom?? :confused:

    Is that really what first struck you as odd from the OPs story?!


  • #10
    Willbbz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 894 ✭✭✭Willbbz


    Finders keepers OP


  • #11
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    She's probably going to go home and twist this story against you OP

    Saying you undressed in front of her or something

    Gardaí will be around shortly for a chat;)


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  • #12
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    id be like screaming, WTF are u doing in my shower, get the fook outta my house before I call the Priests


  • #13
    Kylo Ren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    Pics or....Na actually it's ok.


  • #14
    abouttobebanned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,943 ✭✭✭abouttobebanned


    mikemac wrote: »
    She's probably going to go home and twist this story against you OP

    Saying you undressed in front of her or something

    Gardaí will be around shortly for a chat

    Hence...this thread.

    I'll also have all the other neighbours to back me up about how she just lets herself in and wanders around.

    Just eh, unfortunate timing this time.


  • #15
    Right4Deadly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭Right4Deadly


    JESUS!! If i were you i would of screamed and run away and probably if you found out who the mum of that little polish girl then give out **** to the mother for her own daughter tresspassing in your house! :)


  • #16
    sunflower27
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,822 ✭✭✭sunflower27


    This thread may be used as evidence :D


  • #17
    Burky126
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 476 ✭✭Burky126


    abouttobeincarcerated


  • #18
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,590 ✭✭✭theteal


    Is this thread supposed to be an alibi of some sort????











    Fritzel's still out of the equation, right?


  • #19
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    I would start packing now OP


  • #20
    Asphyxia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    :eek: I would have died! I probably would have thought it was a ghost at first haha!


  • #21
    blaze1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,559 ✭✭✭blaze1


    I thought we had it bad with the kid over the road stalking my youngun looking through the letter box and peering in through open windows!

    Sounds fucked up tho op....


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  • #22
    falan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,574 ✭✭✭falan


    Where do you live OP? I'll just get me swag bag ready. Easy pickings;)


  • #23
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Once the other prisoners hear about your conviction involving this young child, oh you're in for a hammering OP :eek:

    They don't like your type in prison


  • #24
    dastardly00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,784 ✭✭✭✭dastardly00


    Mr.David wrote: »
    Is that really what first struck you as odd from the OPs story?!

    yes.....








    no!!


  • #25
    Markyy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26 ✭Markyy


    The real question is, did you blast her with piss?


  • #26
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,346 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Markyy wrote: »
    The real question is, did you blast her with piss?

    Man, take a look around,

    see that, its the line you just crossed :rolleyes:


  • #27
    dirtypanties
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭dirtypanties


    I wandered into a house when I was around 3-My mother was doing her nut looking for me-When she finally found the house I was in there I was drinking their milk and eating their biscuits with our 3 dogs who had followed me...

    These were the days when everyone left their doors open and long before mobile phones etc so it was a good job I didn't get too far.:)


  • #28
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    abouttobebanned wrote: »
    My child is 17 weeks old and was out with her mammy.

    Maybe she had a growth spurt - kids grow up soo fast these days...


  • #29
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYqpi2tNAC0


  • #30
    Air_Bass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 139 ✭✭Air_Bass


    ...There'll be no Dove shower gel where you'll be showering for the next few years ! :eek:
    Joking - If you have witnesses to this little burglar's activities you'll be alright (hopefully).


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  • #31
    SteelyDanJalapeno
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭SteelyDanJalapeno


    abouttobearrested


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