Accidental hits

tallaghtmick · 17-08-2011 12:43PM #1

Any funny stories of hitting someone/something by accident?

When I was 13 loads of us where playing football when after a game we decided we would start with new teams so we huddled up in a group and the ball came behind me,I decided a nice backheel to a mate would impress the girls:rolleyes:well the ball let out a yelp.....turns out it was the dog of a girl I fancied:o

Also at a disco when I was around the same age for some reason the beegees staying alive came on and I thought **** it lets show some 70s dancing here,doing my best travolta arm in the air job I clattered a female mate as she walked up to me knocking her down.....to everyones amusement:D

RedXIV · 17-08-2011 12:44PM

I was trying to show my little cousin how to cartwheel, he ran after me, beautiful kick to the jaw

jester77 · 17-08-2011 12:49PM

A little tipsy in the bedroom one night, I misjudged how close I was to the other person, who's head was against the headboard, and ended up shouldering her under the nose. Blood started flowing, bit of a passion killer

Esoteric_ · 17-08-2011 12:53PM

My ex broke my nose by accident!

He had a broken wrist in a cast, so obviously couldn't put much weight on it. One night, sitting on his bed, he started kissing me, fair enough. He tried to use one hand to kind of gently push me into lying down on the bed, as you do. Fcuking eejit forgot his wrist was broken so while using one arm to push me down, leaned on the bed himself with his broken wrist.

Immediately fell on top of me, shoulder to the face. This guy was a good 24+ stone at the time and 6'7, I'm 5'1 and weigh about 11.5, so the weight was a huge shock to me.

Was in agony but didn't go to the doctors til I got home a few days later. Ended up being told my nose was broken and the cartilege damaged. To this day (3 years later), I have a deviated septum, can twist my nose almost 360 degrees around and can click it in and out of place quite visibly and audibly.

Mint Sauce · 17-08-2011 12:54PM

Vanilia Ice. Ice Ice Baby.

This thread is about cr@p hit songs?

MagicMarker · 17-08-2011 12:55PM

LyndaMcL wrote: »

This guy was a good 24+ stone at the time and 6'7, I'm 5'1

lol, I'd say you looked hilarious together!

Esoteric_ · 17-08-2011 12:59PM

MagicMarker wrote: »

lol, I'd say you looked hilarious together!

Yeah, it was a little ridiculous all right! I came up to just underneath his moobs >_> and my upper arms were the size of his wrists and his hands were so big it was impossible to hold hands with the fingers laced lol

Blazer · 17-08-2011 01:00PM

RedXIV wrote: »

I was trying to show my little cousin how to cartwheel, he ran after me, beautiful kick to the jaw

I'm pretty sure that move is in a Streetfighter or Mortal Kombat game

tallaghtmick · 17-08-2011 01:00PM

LyndaMcL wrote: »

Yeah, it was a little ridiculous all right! I came up to just underneath his moobs >_> and my upper arms were the size of his wrists and his hands were so big it was impossible to hold hands with the fingers laced lol

Is this your bfhttp://www2.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/5047130

nibtrix · 17-08-2011 01:02PM

While competing in a three-legged race we fell over the finish line and I managed to knee my partner in the head. I'm screaming "we won, we won!" but my friend couldn't hear me as she was lying unconcious on the grass...

Esoteric_ · 17-08-2011 01:04PM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

Is this your bfhttp://www2.wwe.com/content/media/images/Superstars/bio/5047130

Nah, that dude has more muscle than my ex tbh.

Also, completely off topic but I'm pretty positive I know you from a site called faceparty years ago and had you on my bebo way back when :P

daveyboy_1ie · 17-08-2011 01:12PM

Whilst doing Quaser in Crumlin about 12 years back, was doing my usual John Rambo actions (all I was short of doing was a tuck and roll across the floor) I turned very sharply to avoid my mates hitting me and with a heavy gun in both hands proceeded to hear the 'crack' of someone’s head being belted. Turned out a father had begged for his 10 year old son to be allowed in with him and I had damn near knocked him out. I can still hear the screams of him being carried out. Used to enjoy Quaser, never went back after that as apparently I took it way too seriously.....

JFlah · 17-08-2011 01:15PM

jester77 wrote: »

A little tipsy in the bedroom one night, I misjudged how close I was to the other person, who's head was against the headboard, and ended up shouldering her under the nose. Blood started flowing, bit of a passion killer

Hmm that happened a guy i know last year in a rural town , is it that common? i wonder

Raminahobbin · 17-08-2011 01:18PM

I was walking my dog with this girl who was telling me a very very very long and boring and completely made up story. My attention was wandering a lot, and I was trying to come up with excuses to leave.

I was also throwing sticks for my dog to chase. I picked up a very big n heavy one, thinking 'hmmm, i'll have to throw this one really hard, tis quite heavy' (meanwhile she's droning on about demons and fairies) so I pull back, and throw the stick with all my might...but the arc didnt go as planned and the stick didnt go very far atall. I turned around to see her on the ground clutching the back of her head.

I had hit her, full force, in the back of the head with a huge stick. :eek:

haha

3ndahalfof6 · 17-08-2011 01:27PM

in bed with the X 0ne night, I was dreaming i was playing in a football match, i had to take a corner and as i connected with the ball in the dream, i connected with her hole full whack in real life, the yelp she let woke me up.

CardBordWindow · 17-08-2011 01:34PM

I gave one of the lads a black eye whilst rocking out in a club.
In fairness, when Thunderstuck comes on, I give it socks!

Mickeroo · 17-08-2011 01:38PM

Christmas time, I guess I was 17 or 18 at the time, was mucking around with my brother, pretend fighting, I went to "pretend headbutt" him but I misjudged the distance and totally nutted him. He collapsed in a heap with blood pumping from his forehead balling his eyes out.

I wasn't hurt at all but when I heard my parents coming I paniced and quickly clasped my forehead and pretended to be in lots of pain. Like a boss :pac:

Just remembered another, in national school we were playing rounders, so I braught in a cricket bat to use that our cousins had gave us during the summer. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Was my turn to bat, took an almighty swing, hit the ball but the bat was pretty heavy and flew out my hand, totally clattering the girl I fancied in the school at the time.

Jumpy · 17-08-2011 01:40PM

I accidently punched my new girlfriend at the time when the alarm went off in the morning.

I normally put my phone on the table on one side of the bed, that was the side she was sleeping on (for the first time in my house I might add).

Now I am one of those who will react slowly to everything in the world but I am an alarm ninja. I can hit that alarm button faster than the first few tones of the alarm song without even opening my eyes.

Unfortunately she was shocked awake by the alarm and sat up just as I was going for it. I wasnt used to anyone being in the way soooo...

Gave her a right accidental cracker across the jaw.

CardBordWindow · 17-08-2011 01:42PM

Jumpy wrote: »

I accidently punched my new girlfriend at the time when the alarm went off in the morning.

I normally put my phone on the table on one side of the bed, that was the side she was sleeping on (for the first time in my house I might add).

Now I am one of those who will react slowly to everything in the world but I am an alarm ninja. I can hit that alarm button faster than the first few tones of the alarm song without even opening my eyes.

Unfortunately she was shocked awake by the alarm and sat up just as I was going for it. I wasnt used to anyone being in the way soooo...

Gave her a right accidental cracker across the jaw.

When it comes to alarms, you're Jumpy!

Plazaman · 17-08-2011 01:51PM

Fado fado, in National School, I was hiding behind a door to close it in a friends face as he came running in, a thing we did to each other on many occasions without injury. As he come in I close it with a good push and hear a bang and thud.

Opened door to look out. See my friend standing looking shocked as another young lad rolled around in agony. I not only hit the wrong person but this lad had a clubbed foot and had a leg brace and crutchs.

I was frogmarched to the Headmasters office and in those days of corporal punishment I was given a good few slaps of a cane on the hands for being the cripple beater I was.

LightningBolt · 17-08-2011 01:53PM

I remember as a kid one of my mates grabbed my cool pop off me and threw it on the ground so in a fit of rage I grabbed him and went to give him a dead leg by kneeing him in the thigh. Idiot dropped to the ground in fear and I kneed him in the face and subsequently broke his jaw!!!

His mother wasn't too happy, neither was mine seeing as they were next door neighbours!

Degag · 17-08-2011 01:54PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOgTCbz-XmU

Captain Darling · 17-08-2011 01:55PM

3ndahalfof6 wrote: »

in bed with the X 0ne night, I was dreaming i was playing in a football match, i had to take a corner and as i connected with the ball in the dream, i connected with her hole full whack in real life, the yelp she let woke me up.

Brilliant!

tbh · 17-08-2011 01:58PM

tallaghtmick wrote: »

.turns out it was the dog of a girl I fancied:o

bit harsh.

Lollipops23 · 17-08-2011 02:05PM

Jumpy wrote: »

I accidently punched my new girlfriend at the time when the alarm went off in the morning.

I normally put my phone on the table on one side of the bed, that was the side she was sleeping on (for the first time in my house I might add).

Now I am one of those who will react slowly to everything in the world but I am an alarm ninja. I can hit that alarm button faster than the first few tones of the alarm song without even opening my eyes.

Unfortunately she was shocked awake by the alarm and sat up just as I was going for it. I wasnt used to anyone being in the way soooo...

Gave her a right accidental cracker across the jaw.

I'm wondering if you're my bf?! The same thing happened the first time I stayed at my OH's house, he wasn't used to someone else in his bed (and i should hope not!) I think I mumbled in my sleep or something, he whacked me one in the jaw....

We joke about it now, how he'll hit me again if I step out of line...

markc1184 · 17-08-2011 02:06PM

When I was about 12 a few of us thought it would be an idea to get some pitch and putt clubs for the summer. None of us had played before, so one of the dads was trying to teach us all on the green space in the housing estate. It came to my turn and the mates dad was stood behind me seemingly well out of striking distance. Not when I'm swinging a club though!! Hit the ball and followed through just as he said but somehow I managed to clock him right above the eye. I've never seen as much blood come from such a small cut before or since it happened.

Lollipops23 · 17-08-2011 02:12PM

Plazaman wrote: »

I not only hit the wrong person but this lad had a clubbed foot and had a leg brace and crutchs.

I was frogmarched to the Headmasters office and in those days of corporal punishment I was given a good few slaps of a cane on the hands for being the cripple beater I was.

I nearly lost a lung I laughed so hard at that....

Jude13 · 17-08-2011 02:19PM

I was in the pool (I live abroad) with pals of mine, we were messing around with an old ausie rules ball all day and is was soaked through. I had pushed a guy into the pool earlier so when I was out he got the ball and gave it a kick straight at me, I side stepped and it smashed a friend Adryon right in the mush. broken nose, tears, she is an emirates hostess so it didnt go down well at work for her. Usually its me who does something stupid like that, for once it was not to be.

Marty McFly · 17-08-2011 02:20PM

One day after a nice few pints at the races we decide to drive back to the local (the driver was designated driver and had no pints) anyways there was 3 of us in the back of the car, as were getting out i assumed the lad in the middle was getting out the other side, so get out slam the door behind me hear this awful thud and glass smashing turn around to see the bloke in the middle in an awful state with blood everywhere id slammed the door straight onto his head. He wasnt the happiest of campers.

coco_lola · 17-08-2011 02:22PM

Another Boards user who shall not be named gave me an elbow into the hip today... Ouch

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 17-08-2011 02:35PM

Another Boards user who shall not be named gave me a hip into the elbow today... ouch

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