Should RTE have a PPV porn channel?

hatrickpatrick · 13-08-2011 05:34PM #1

Think of the revenues it would generate for the state...

I don't care how much porn there is out there on the internet, you can't beat Irish girls for general hotness. This absolutely should happen.

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

Dennis the Stone · 13-08-2011 05:36PM

Get Derek Davis to travel round the country, deflowering virgins.

RichieC · 13-08-2011 05:37PM

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

Get Derek Davis to travel round the country, deflowering virgins.

Mind bleach, STAT!

genericguy · 13-08-2011 05:38PM

fcuking slow news day or what?

For Forks Sake · 13-08-2011 05:38PM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

"Bukkake, Joe, I'd never seen de like of it"

RichieC · 13-08-2011 05:39PM

genericguy wrote: »

fcuking slow news day or what?

This isn't a news forum.

Dennis the Stone · 13-08-2011 05:41PM

Let them get rid of the Angelus first at least. The gonzo porn can come later.

Biggins · 13-08-2011 05:41PM

Yea, naked Jedwards and Irish politicians...

*Shudders*

antodeco · 13-08-2011 05:42PM

"Ah jaysus, the size of your Mickey"
-"Ye ready for a ride?"
"Go slow, I've the squits so be careful"
-"Don't worry love (takes out tesco kitchen roll)".

seanbmc · 13-08-2011 05:43PM

Biggins wrote: »

Yea, naked Jedwards and Irish politicians...

*Shudders*

Thank you for putting that image in my head Biggins.

Biggins · 13-08-2011 05:44PM

seanbmc wrote: »

Thank you for putting that image in my head Biggins.

Your welcome. :pac:

Irish porn channel - its a double edged sword! :pac:

MrStuffins · 13-08-2011 05:44PM

PPV Porn?

Who the hell pays for porn?

-Kenny- · 13-08-2011 05:47PM

Ive got to say now a girl screaming Im comming in Irish and him saying dirty stuff to her in the native tounge whislt they do it in a Peat bog would be quite entertaining

antodeco · 13-08-2011 05:47PM

Try and imagine fair city as a porno...

Leo the sexy best.

karaokeman · 13-08-2011 05:52PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

PPV Porn?

Who the hell pays for porn?

Absolutely we need more money not the government.

They have too much at the moment and thats the problem.

SuperInfinity · 13-08-2011 06:05PM

karaokeman wrote: »

Absolutely we need more money not the government.

They have too much at the moment and thats the problem.

Be a patriot: Evade tax, claim for every discount, disability or grant you can think of, waste taxpayer's money, etc.

Herb Powell · 13-08-2011 06:49PM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Think of the revenues it would generate for the state...
I don't care how much porn there is out there on the internet, you can't beat Irish girls for general hotness. This absolutely should happen.

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

Yes, yes you can
But I don't want to start that **** again

Saila · 13-08-2011 06:51PM

MrStuffins wrote: »

PPV Porn?

Who the hell pays for porn?

idiots who cant use the net

Taco Corp · 13-08-2011 06:55PM

No point. Everyone needs to pay for a TV licence but lots don't pay for it. What makes you think that people would pay for something that they can get for free online?

SuperInfinity · 13-08-2011 06:57PM

Saila wrote: »

idiots who cant use the net

STFU.

Would you say the same thing about paying for a Hollywood blockbuster dvd?

Porn is a legitimate industry as any other.

There is some very, very good porn out there, that's worth paying for. Just because you prefer to leach and scrounge doesn't mean everyone else should. There would be no new porn if everyone were like you.

Saila · 13-08-2011 07:03PM

SuperInfinity wrote: »

STFU.

Would you say the same thing about paying for a Hollywood blockbuster dvd?

Porn is a legitimate industry as any other.

There is some very, very good porn out there, that's worth paying for. Just because you prefer to leach and scrounge doesn't mean everyone else should.

most do though

LaVail · 13-08-2011 07:08PM

Even free porn isn't free, on the internet there's tracking cookies, pop ups, malware etc..Just because you don't pay € for it doesn't mean its free.

SuperInfinity · 13-08-2011 07:11PM

Saila wrote: »

most do though

To be honest I do the vast majority of the time also, doesn't mean I'm conceited towards people who pay for it. It's just that I've heard that thing you've said many times on the internet and I don't know why people say that or laugh about paying for porn. The prices on the Sky packages are an absolute joke beyond belief and they're not even hardcore, so I can sort of understand why people might call the people who pay so much for that foolish. I wish I could manage to set my old dish working again for the really quality hardcore german porn channels, but it's very hard to get them free now, not like it used to be. empornium is also gone.

mike65 · 13-08-2011 07:12PM

Herb Powell wrote: »

Yes, yes you can
But I don't want to start that **** again

Well clearly the action would be largely provided by East European girls and West African men, the Irish can just look on agog.

MrStuffins · 13-08-2011 07:33PM

SuperInfinity wrote: »

There is some very, very good porn out there, that's worth paying for. Just because you prefer to leach and scrounge doesn't mean everyone else should. There would be no new porn if everyone were like you.

You're right. There's no other possible way to make porn! If the porn companies didn't charge for their porn, then they wouldn't be able to invest in complex plot twists, gripping dialogue, beautiful backdrops, ellaborate sets.........

All the stuff people look for in porn!

BluesBerry · 13-08-2011 07:41PM

MArty Morrissey does Monaghagn

Ryan Tubberity does Tullamore

Jesus NO!!! just no

Guill · 13-08-2011 08:45PM

Will Cathrine Thomas be involved?

Degag · 13-08-2011 08:51PM

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Think of the revenues it would generate for the state...
I don't care how much porn there is out there on the internet, you can't beat Irish girls for general hotness. This absolutely should happen.

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny fanny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

FYP:D

syklops · 13-08-2011 08:54PM

-Kenny- wrote: »

Ive got to say now a girl screaming Im comming in Irish and him saying dirty stuff to her in the native tounge whislt they do it in a Peat bog would be quite entertaining

Easy a knowing you never went to the Gaeltacht in your late teens.

Saila · 13-08-2011 08:58PM

Guill wrote: »

Will Cathrine Thomas be involved?

looking how she did a few years ago only please..
and jean byrne :cool:

Chuck Stone · 13-08-2011 09:04PM

Naked news with Sharen Ni Bhvileanninn.

Should RTE have a PPV porn channel?

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