Should RTE have a PPV porn channel?

hatrickpatrick

Think of the revenues it would generate for the state...
I don't care how much porn there is out there on the internet, you can't beat Irish girls for general hotness. This absolutely should happen.

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

Dennis the Stone

Get Derek Davis to travel round the country, deflowering virgins.

RichieC

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

Get Derek Davis to travel round the country, deflowering virgins.

Mind bleach, STAT!

genericguy

fcuking slow news day or what?

For Forks Sake

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

"Bukkake, Joe, I'd never seen de like of it"

RichieC

genericguy wrote: »

fcuking slow news day or what?

This isn't a news forum.

Dennis the Stone

Let them get rid of the Angelus first at least. The gonzo porn can come later.

Biggins

Yea, naked Jedwards and Irish politicians...

*Shudders*

antodeco

"Ah jaysus, the size of your Mickey"
-"Ye ready for a ride?"
"Go slow, I've the squits so be careful"
-"Don't worry love (takes out tesco kitchen roll)".

seanbmc

Biggins wrote: »

Yea, naked Jedwards and Irish politicians...

*Shudders*

Thank you for putting that image in my head Biggins.

Biggins

seanbmc wrote: »

Thank you for putting that image in my head Biggins.

Your welcome. :pac:

Irish porn channel - its a double edged sword! :pac:

MrStuffins

PPV Porn?

Who the hell pays for porn?

-Kenny-

Ive got to say now a girl screaming Im comming in Irish and him saying dirty stuff to her in the native tounge whislt they do it in a Peat bog would be quite entertaining

antodeco

Try and imagine fair city as a porno...


Leo the sexy best.

karaokeman

MrStuffins wrote: »

PPV Porn?

Who the hell pays for porn?

Absolutely we need more money not the government.

They have too much at the moment and thats the problem.

SuperInfinity

karaokeman wrote: »

Absolutely we need more money not the government.

They have too much at the moment and thats the problem.

Be a patriot: Evade tax, claim for every discount, disability or grant you can think of, waste taxpayer's money, etc.

Herb Powell

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Think of the revenues it would generate for the state...
I don't care how much porn there is out there on the internet, you can't beat Irish girls for general hotness. This absolutely should happen.

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

Yes, yes you can
But I don't want to start that **** again

Saila

MrStuffins wrote: »

PPV Porn?

Who the hell pays for porn?

idiots who cant use the net

Taco Corp

No point. Everyone needs to pay for a TV licence but lots don't pay for it. What makes you think that people would pay for something that they can get for free online?

SuperInfinity

Saila wrote: »

idiots who cant use the net

STFU.

Would you say the same thing about paying for a Hollywood blockbuster dvd?

Porn is a legitimate industry as any other.

There is some very, very good porn out there, that's worth paying for. Just because you prefer to leach and scrounge doesn't mean everyone else should. There would be no new porn if everyone were like you.

Saila

SuperInfinity wrote: »

STFU.

Would you say the same thing about paying for a Hollywood blockbuster dvd?

Porn is a legitimate industry as any other.

There is some very, very good porn out there, that's worth paying for. Just because you prefer to leach and scrounge doesn't mean everyone else should.

most do though

LaVail

Even free porn isn't free, on the internet there's tracking cookies, pop ups, malware etc..Just because you don't pay € for it doesn't mean its free.

SuperInfinity

Saila wrote: »

most do though

To be honest I do the vast majority of the time also, doesn't mean I'm conceited towards people who pay for it. It's just that I've heard that thing you've said many times on the internet and I don't know why people say that or laugh about paying for porn. The prices on the Sky packages are an absolute joke beyond belief and they're not even hardcore, so I can sort of understand why people might call the people who pay so much for that foolish. I wish I could manage to set my old dish working again for the really quality hardcore german porn channels, but it's very hard to get them free now, not like it used to be. empornium is also gone.

mike65

Herb Powell wrote: »

Yes, yes you can
But I don't want to start that **** again

Well clearly the action would be largely provided by East European girls and West African men, the Irish can just look on agog.

MrStuffins

SuperInfinity wrote: »

There is some very, very good porn out there, that's worth paying for. Just because you prefer to leach and scrounge doesn't mean everyone else should. There would be no new porn if everyone were like you.

You're right. There's no other possible way to make porn! If the porn companies didn't charge for their porn, then they wouldn't be able to invest in complex plot twists, gripping dialogue, beautiful backdrops, ellaborate sets.........

All the stuff people look for in porn!

BluesBerry

MArty Morrissey does Monaghagn

Ryan Tubberity does Tullamore

Jesus NO!!! just no

Guill

Will Cathrine Thomas be involved?

Degag

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Think of the revenues it would generate for the state...
I don't care how much porn there is out there on the internet, you can't beat Irish girls for general hotness. This absolutely should happen.

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny fanny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

FYP:D

syklops

-Kenny- wrote: »

Ive got to say now a girl screaming Im comming in Irish and him saying dirty stuff to her in the native tounge whislt they do it in a Peat bog would be quite entertaining

Easy a knowing you never went to the Gaeltacht in your late teens.

Saila

Guill wrote: »

Will Cathrine Thomas be involved?

looking how she did a few years ago only please..
and jean byrne :cool:

Chuck Stone

Naked news with Sharen Ni Bhvileanninn.

Gummy Panda

Yes they should.

Amanda Brunker should star on it

Unique User Name

Some rebranding could be done. After 10 - Radio Telefis Erection

previous user

Dennis the Stone wrote: »

Get Derek Davis to travel round the country, deflowering virgins.

He'd probably have a heart attack

endplate

Twink would have to be involved too :eek:

Biggins

endplate wrote: »

Twink would have to be involved too :eek:

She can be involved. She can take the trash out and make tea off camera.

BluesBerry

Biggins wrote: »

She can be involved. She can take the trash out and make tea off camera.

and tell them to put their mickey back in their trousers

Thrill

endplate wrote: »

Twink would have to be involved too :eek:

It should also be as Gaeilge.

hatrickpatrick

Surley wrote: »

No point. Everyone needs to pay for a TV licence but lots don't pay for it. What makes you think that people would pay for something that they can get for free online?

Because this'd be Irish porn. Don't think there's very much of that out there.

Ally Dick

I'd pay for it if it starred Mistress Miriam O'Callaghan in a black basque and high heels spanking Amanda Brunker's bare arse

Ally Dick

endplate wrote: »

Twink would have to be involved too :eek:

How many twinks ? :eek:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twink_(gay_slang)

MrStuffins

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Yes they should.

Amanda Brunker should star on it

Has she not had enough of whoring herself out everywhere already?

argosy2006

Would be then end up with porn versions of shows on rte

Fair City would become Fair Titty
Eastenders would become WestBenders
Prime time would become Slime time
Winning Streak would become Rimming streak
Operation transformation would become Operation Trans for nation
Match of the day would become Snatch of the night


anymore?

MrStuffins

argosy2006 wrote: »

Would be then end up with porn versions of shows on rte

Fair City would become Fair Titty
Eastenders would become WestBenders
Prime time would become Slime time
Winning Streak would become Rimming streak
Operation transformation would become Operation Trans for nation
Match of the day would become Snatch of the night


anymore?

I dunno but the last 2 presenters of The Late Late Show have been a pair of tits!

argosy2006

MrStuffins wrote: »

I dunno but the last 2 presenters of The Late Late Show have been a pair of tits!

:P
The late late show would be The Late Late Blow

orourkeda

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Think of the revenues it would generate for the state...
I don't care how much porn there is out there on the internet, you can't beat Irish girls for general hotness. This absolutely should happen.

Plus it would generate absolutely deliciously funny outrage on Frontline, Liveline, Ian Dempsey etc

Redtube is free. Why pay RTE for it?

Taco Corp

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Because this'd be Irish porn. Don't think there's very much of that out there.

I wonder why !

jumbone

antodeco wrote: »

Try and imagine fair city as a porno...


Leo the sexy best.

Well they have the same quality acting all ready!

I would definitely watch that neasa dillon and the bishop girl who works in the pub going at each other too