Can I put athletes foot powder on my sack?

Broads.ie · 13-08-2011 01:08AM #1

I found out I have athletes sack / jock itch. Do you think I could throw the aul foot powder on it?

stupidusername · 13-08-2011 01:10AM

Hahahaha

Samich · 13-08-2011 01:10AM

I don't know, when is the sack race on?

who what when · 13-08-2011 01:11AM

Excellent first post

dilallio · 13-08-2011 01:11AM

Vicks or Deep Heat is the only job

uch · 13-08-2011 01:11AM

Go ahead, but you might get a bit of shrinkage with the chill

shantolog · 13-08-2011 01:12AM

Yes of course you can, but should you??? 'tis truly the question. I say coat them all, and let your girlfriend sort 'em out...

starviewadams · 13-08-2011 01:12AM

Deep Heat should do the trick

cruiser178 · 13-08-2011 01:13AM

of course, of course you could race the two of them, i'll have 5 euro on that little gem on the right.

Micky Dolenz · 13-08-2011 01:14AM

I hope this thread gets better, it's been a slow night.

uch · 13-08-2011 01:16AM

starviewadams wrote: »

Deep Heat should do the trick

ha Ha love it, When I was still playin football one of the lads was goim to meet his other half and asked if anyone had any deoderant, I said yeah here ya go, and without lookin he sprayed himsels all over and a special long squirt for the nads region, when he realised he chased me (in agony) for about 5 mins up the park but it eventually got the better of him and he fell into a heap whinging

Fizman · 13-08-2011 01:18AM

What you need is Canesten cream.

J. Marston · 13-08-2011 01:19AM

Oh, this should be good. Go for it, OP.

Post pics of the results.

old_aussie · 13-08-2011 01:19AM

OP, could you do the "before and after" photos.

uch · 13-08-2011 01:20AM

Fizman wrote: »

What you need is Canesten cream.

Dont be stupid Deep Heat is the best thing for it

Logical Fallacy · 13-08-2011 01:20AM

Best thread title in ****ing ages.

Ally Dick · 13-08-2011 01:20AM

Apply Canesten to any fungal infection and it will sort it out. For jock itch, wear clean jocks every day, and apply the Canesten every day until the itch goes. You may need to change your detergent as well as it could be an allergy that you have that is causing the itch, and not a fungal infection after all !

Monty Burnz · 13-08-2011 01:20AM

I thought I'd heard it all, but athlete's testicles is a new one on me.

mikemac · 13-08-2011 01:22AM

Sudocream OP

Trusted by every mother in Ireland for infants and it can work here too

Logical Fallacy · 13-08-2011 01:22AM

Monty Burnz wrote: »

I thought I'd heard it all, but athlete's testicles is a new one on me.

One of the dangers of foot jobbing yourself.

uch · 13-08-2011 01:22AM

J. Marston wrote: »

Oh, this should be good. Go for it, OP.

Post pics of the results.

Pics or GTFO

uch · 13-08-2011 01:24AM

Kick them in the Face

barryd09 · 13-08-2011 01:24AM

i believe "tiger balm" is the product youre after OP.

later12 · 13-08-2011 01:27AM

wha?

Jock itch occurs when a particular type of fungus grows and spreads in the groin area.
Jock itch occurs mostly in adult men and adolescent boys. It can sometimes accompany athlete's foot and ringworm. The fungus that causes jock itch thrives in warm, moist areas.
Jock itch can be triggered by friction from clothes and prolonged wetness in the groin area, such as from sweating.
Jock itch may be contagious. It can be passed from one person to the next by direct skin-to-skin contact or contact with unwashed clothing.

ewwwwww. wha?

indeed

Symptoms
Itching in groin, thigh skin folds, or anus

Red, raised, scaly patches that may blister and ooze -- The patches often have sharply-defined edges and are often redder around the outside with normal skin tone in the center

/barf

uch · 13-08-2011 01:28AM

Somebody think of the Children

Broads.ie · 13-08-2011 01:33AM

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

One of the dangers of foot jobbing yourself.

LOL

....and later10, the stuff you're quoting sounds like a feckin' zombie movie. I'm not at that stage yet, just a bit of a smell off my sack, and a small bit of crust. It's athletes sac, nothing outrageous like.

Ally Dick wrote: »

Apply Canesten to any fungal infection and it will sort it out. For jock itch, wear clean jocks every day, and apply the Canesten every day until the itch goes. You may need to change your detergent as well as it could be an allergy that you have that is causing the itch, and not a fungal infection after all !

I shall go and get some Canesten tomorrow. I never knew this could happen to a scrotum! Have you had it before Ally Dick?

J. Marston · 13-08-2011 01:37AM

Broads.ie wrote: »

....and later10, the stuff you're quoting sounds like a feckin' zombie movie. I'm not at that stage yet, just a bit of a smell off my sack, and a small bit of crust. It's athletes sac, nothing outrageous like.

Have a wash, for Christ sake.

Saila · 13-08-2011 01:41AM

testicles? but you're a broad

RoyalMarine · 13-08-2011 01:46AM

lol nice troll

Broads.ie · 13-08-2011 02:06AM

I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.

chucken1 · 13-08-2011 02:32AM

Broads.ie wrote: »

I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.

How did you find out you had this delightful condition?

Did you see a doctor?

Can I put athletes foot powder on my sack?

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