Can I put athletes foot powder on my sack?

Broads.ie

I found out I have athletes sack / jock itch. Do you think I could throw the aul foot powder on it?

stupidusername

Hahahaha

Samich

I don't know, when is the sack race on?

who what when

Excellent first post

dilallio

Vicks or Deep Heat is the only job

uch

Go ahead, but you might get a bit of shrinkage with the chill

shantolog

Yes of course you can, but should you??? 'tis truly the question. I say coat them all, and let your girlfriend sort 'em out...

starviewadams

Deep Heat should do the trick

cruiser178

of course, of course you could race the two of them, i'll have 5 euro on that little gem on the right.

Micky Dolenz

I hope this thread gets better, it's been a slow night.

uch

starviewadams wrote: »

Deep Heat should do the trick

ha Ha love it, When I was still playin football one of the lads was goim to meet his other half and asked if anyone had any deoderant, I said yeah here ya go, and without lookin he sprayed himsels all over and a special long squirt for the nads region, when he realised he chased me (in agony) for about 5 mins up the park but it eventually got the better of him and he fell into a heap whinging

Fizman

What you need is Canesten cream.

J. Marston

Oh, this should be good. Go for it, OP.






Post pics of the results.

old_aussie

OP, could you do the "before and after" photos.

uch

Fizman wrote: »

What you need is Canesten cream.

Dont be stupid Deep Heat is the best thing for it

Logical Fallacy

Best thread title in ****ing ages.

Ally Dick

Apply Canesten to any fungal infection and it will sort it out. For jock itch, wear clean jocks every day, and apply the Canesten every day until the itch goes. You may need to change your detergent as well as it could be an allergy that you have that is causing the itch, and not a fungal infection after all !

Monty Burnz

I thought I'd heard it all, but athlete's testicles is a new one on me.

mikemac

Sudocream OP

Trusted by every mother in Ireland for infants and it can work here too

Logical Fallacy

Monty Burnz wrote: »

I thought I'd heard it all, but athlete's testicles is a new one on me.

One of the dangers of foot jobbing yourself.

uch

J. Marston wrote: »

Oh, this should be good. Go for it, OP.






Post pics of the results.

Pics or GTFO

uch

Kick them in the Face

barryd09

i believe "tiger balm" is the product youre after OP.

later12

wha?

Jock itch occurs when a particular type of fungus grows and spreads in the groin area.
Jock itch occurs mostly in adult men and adolescent boys. It can sometimes accompany athlete's foot and ringworm. The fungus that causes jock itch thrives in warm, moist areas.
Jock itch can be triggered by friction from clothes and prolonged wetness in the groin area, such as from sweating.
Jock itch may be contagious. It can be passed from one person to the next by direct skin-to-skin contact or contact with unwashed clothing.

ewwwwww. wha?

indeed

Symptoms

• Itching in groin, thigh skin folds, or anus
• Red, raised, scaly patches that may blister and ooze -- The patches often have sharply-defined edges and are often redder around the outside with normal skin tone in the center

/barf

uch

Somebody think of the Children

Broads.ie

Logical Fallacy wrote: »

One of the dangers of foot jobbing yourself.

LOL



....and later10, the stuff you're quoting sounds like a feckin' zombie movie. I'm not at that stage yet, just a bit of a smell off my sack, and a small bit of crust. It's athletes sac, nothing outrageous like.

Ally Dick wrote: »

Apply Canesten to any fungal infection and it will sort it out. For jock itch, wear clean jocks every day, and apply the Canesten every day until the itch goes. You may need to change your detergent as well as it could be an allergy that you have that is causing the itch, and not a fungal infection after all !

I shall go and get some Canesten tomorrow. I never knew this could happen to a scrotum! Have you had it before Ally Dick?

J. Marston

Broads.ie wrote: »

....and later10, the stuff you're quoting sounds like a feckin' zombie movie. I'm not at that stage yet, just a bit of a smell off my sack, and a small bit of crust. It's athletes sac, nothing outrageous like.

Have a wash, for Christ sake.

Saila

testicles? but you're a broad

RoyalMarine

lol nice troll

Broads.ie

I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.

chucken1

Broads.ie wrote: »

I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.

How did you find out you had this delightful condition?

Did you see a doctor?

Stinicker

Yes you can I got it once and used a mixture of Mycil powder and Lamisil cream to clear away the itch which was in at the corner where the thigh meets the crotch. Dhobie itch its known as.

It could also be an STD like crabs op?

Sky King

yeah you can and if it's a fungal infection it might even sort it out.

If you do have crabs wet your lad and dip it in castor sugar. It doesn't kill the little buggers but it rots their teeth, over time.

Cypher_sounds

Ya can put your aul' lad on your sack for all i care just dont start a thread about it

Offy

You want to deal with it before it spreads to your back passage OP. Try squeazing the puss out of it then.

janja

Caldesene ...........yer only man in a crisis! Seriously!

The Scientician

No wonder I have coldsores.

FlutterinBantam

Broads.ie wrote: »

I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.

Indeed it is pal.

Now the remedy.

Immerse the nutpurse into a jug of tepid water, (you may need to have your mother or a friend hold it for you).

Jangle the nads well, and soak thoroughly,then pat dry with a soft towel.

Don a clean pair of skids and off to the Chemist's for Caldescene, thats your man.Apply to affected area.

Repeat this regime for a few days and your ballbag will be dry and smooth as a goatskin handbag.

On no account go down the Sudocrem route, tried that bad boy after my last attack of bag glow and me fcuking set took a fortnight to settle down.

Nutsack was like a side of corned beef, red raw.


Best of luck.

Ally Dick

Broads.ie wrote: »

I shall go and get some Canesten tomorrow. I never knew this could happen to a scrotum! Have you had it before Ally Dick?

Yes. I am prone to athletes foot as well. I sweat like a pig. By the way don't ask for Canesten Combi by accident. I did that once, and when I opened the box at home, I noticed a vaginal applicator inside

RustyNut

Offy wrote: »

You want to deal with it before it spreads to your back passage OP. Try squeazing the puss out of it then.

Ah jasus now I've to bin my breakfast roll, me own fault for opening the tread I suppose.

rorymcgrory

RustyNut wrote: »

Offy wrote: »

You want to deal with it before it spreads to your back passage OP. Try squeazing the puss out of it then.

Ah jasus now I've to bin my breakfast roll, me own fault for opening the tread I suppose.

Breakfast roll? Do they still make those disgusting things? I thought they died with the recession. Also I heard they give u crabs

mattjack

Broads.ie wrote: »

I found out I have athletes sack / jock itch. Do you think I could throw the aul foot powder on it?

raw bleach and/or a blow torch..........sort ya out in no time..

BBDBB

wire brush and dettol

Collie D

The bird watchers have a diagnosis

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=2056355627

Poor Uncle Tom

mattjack wrote: »

raw bleach and/or a blow torch..........sort ya out in no time..

There you go.....cure it with fire....

biko

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