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Can I put athletes foot powder on my sack?

  • 13-08-2011 12:08am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭


    I found out I have athletes sack / jock itch. Do you think I could throw the aul foot powder on it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Hahahaha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    I don't know, when is the sack race on?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 831 ✭✭✭who what when


    Excellent first post


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,728 ✭✭✭dilallio


    Vicks or Deep Heat is the only job


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Go ahead, but you might get a bit of shrinkage with the chill

    21/25



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 101 ✭✭shantolog


    Yes of course you can, but should you??? 'tis truly the question. I say coat them all, and let your girlfriend sort 'em out...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,116 ✭✭✭starviewadams


    Deep Heat should do the trick


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,654 ✭✭✭cruiser178


    of course, of course you could race the two of them, i'll have 5 euro on that little gem on the right.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,079 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    I hope this thread gets better, it's been a slow night.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Deep Heat should do the trick


    ha Ha love it, When I was still playin football one of the lads was goim to meet his other half and asked if anyone had any deoderant, I said yeah here ya go, and without lookin he sprayed himsels all over and a special long squirt for the nads region, when he realised he chased me (in agony) for about 5 mins up the park but it eventually got the better of him and he fell into a heap whinging

    21/25



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    What you need is Canesten cream.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,319 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Oh, this should be good. Go for it, OP.






    Post pics of the results.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,410 ✭✭✭old_aussie


    OP, could you do the "before and after" photos.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Fizman wrote: »
    What you need is Canesten cream.


    Dont be stupid Deep Heat is the best thing for it ;)

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    Best thread title in ****ing ages.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,748 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Apply Canesten to any fungal infection and it will sort it out. For jock itch, wear clean jocks every day, and apply the Canesten every day until the itch goes. You may need to change your detergent as well as it could be an allergy that you have that is causing the itch, and not a fungal infection after all !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,455 ✭✭✭✭Monty Burnz


    I thought I'd heard it all, but athlete's testicles is a new one on me.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,969 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Sudocream OP

    Trusted by every mother in Ireland for infants and it can work here too


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    I thought I'd heard it all, but athlete's testicles is a new one on me.

    One of the dangers of foot jobbing yourself.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    J. Marston wrote: »
    Oh, this should be good. Go for it, OP.






    Post pics of the results.



    Pics or GTFO

    21/25



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Kick them in the Face

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,581 ✭✭✭barryd09


    i believe "tiger balm" is the product youre after OP.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,299 ✭✭✭✭later12


    wha?
    Jock itch occurs when a particular type of fungus grows and spreads in the groin area.
    Jock itch occurs mostly in adult men and adolescent boys. It can sometimes accompany athlete's foot and ringworm. The fungus that causes jock itch thrives in warm, moist areas.
    Jock itch can be triggered by friction from clothes and prolonged wetness in the groin area, such as from sweating.
    Jock itch may be contagious. It can be passed from one person to the next by direct skin-to-skin contact or contact with unwashed clothing.
    ewwwwww. wha?

    indeed

    Symptoms
    • Itching in groin, thigh skin folds, or anus
    • Red, raised, scaly patches that may blister and ooze -- The patches often have sharply-defined edges and are often redder around the outside with normal skin tone in the center

    /barf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Somebody think of the Children

    21/25



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭Broads.ie


    One of the dangers of foot jobbing yourself.

    LOL



    ....and later10, the stuff you're quoting sounds like a feckin' zombie movie. I'm not at that stage yet, just a bit of a smell off my sack, and a small bit of crust. It's athletes sac, nothing outrageous like.

    Ally Dick wrote: »
    Apply Canesten to any fungal infection and it will sort it out. For jock itch, wear clean jocks every day, and apply the Canesten every day until the itch goes. You may need to change your detergent as well as it could be an allergy that you have that is causing the itch, and not a fungal infection after all !

    I shall go and get some Canesten tomorrow. I never knew this could happen to a scrotum! Have you had it before Ally Dick?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,319 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    Broads.ie wrote: »



    ....and later10, the stuff you're quoting sounds like a feckin' zombie movie. I'm not at that stage yet, just a bit of a smell off my sack, and a small bit of crust. It's athletes sac, nothing outrageous like.

    Have a wash, for Christ sake.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    testicles? but you're a broad :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,824 ✭✭✭RoyalMarine


    lol nice troll ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 397 ✭✭Broads.ie


    I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭chucken1


    Broads.ie wrote: »
    I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.

    How did you find out you had this delightful condition?

    Did you see a doctor?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,102 ✭✭✭Stinicker


    Yes you can I got it once and used a mixture of Mycil powder and Lamisil cream to clear away the itch which was in at the corner where the thigh meets the crotch. Dhobie itch its known as.

    It could also be an STD like crabs op?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,431 ✭✭✭Sky King


    yeah you can and if it's a fungal infection it might even sort it out.

    If you do have crabs wet your lad and dip it in castor sugar. It doesn't kill the little buggers but it rots their teeth, over time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,253 ✭✭✭Cypher_sounds


    Ya can put your aul' lad on your sack for all i care just dont start a thread about it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    You want to deal with it before it spreads to your back passage OP. Try squeazing the puss out of it then.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭janja


    Caldesene ...........yer only man in a crisis! Seriously!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,724 ✭✭✭The Scientician


    No wonder I have coldsores.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Broads.ie wrote: »
    I'm not a troll... it's a simple question that has a simple answer. It's just a bit disgusting.

    Indeed it is pal.

    Now the remedy.

    Immerse the nutpurse into a jug of tepid water, (you may need to have your mother or a friend hold it for you).

    Jangle the nads well, and soak thoroughly,then pat dry with a soft towel.

    Don a clean pair of skids and off to the Chemist's for Caldescene, thats your man.Apply to affected area.

    Repeat this regime for a few days and your ballbag will be dry and smooth as a goatskin handbag.

    On no account go down the Sudocrem route, tried that bad boy after my last attack of bag glow and me fcuking set took a fortnight to settle down.

    Nutsack was like a side of corned beef, red raw.


    Best of luck.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,748 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    Broads.ie wrote: »
    I shall go and get some Canesten tomorrow. I never knew this could happen to a scrotum! Have you had it before Ally Dick?

    Yes. I am prone to athletes foot as well. I sweat like a pig. By the way don't ask for Canesten Combi by accident. I did that once, and when I opened the box at home, I noticed a vaginal applicator inside


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,430 ✭✭✭RustyNut


    Offy wrote: »
    You want to deal with it before it spreads to your back passage OP. Try squeazing the puss out of it then.

    Ah jasus now I've to bin my breakfast roll, me own fault for opening the tread I suppose.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 267 ✭✭rorymcgrory


    RustyNut wrote: »
    Offy wrote: »
    You want to deal with it before it spreads to your back passage OP. Try squeazing the puss out of it then.

    Ah jasus now I've to bin my breakfast roll, me own fault for opening the tread I suppose.

    Breakfast roll? Do they still make those disgusting things? I thought they died with the recession. Also I heard they give u crabs


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Broads.ie wrote: »
    I found out I have athletes sack / jock itch. Do you think I could throw the aul foot powder on it?

    raw bleach and/or a blow torch..........sort ya out in no time..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭BBDBB


    wire brush and dettol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,547 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    mattjack wrote: »
    raw bleach and/or a blow torch..........sort ya out in no time..

    There you go.....cure it with fire....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,219 ✭✭✭✭biko


    No medical advice here.
    Ask a medical professional.


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