Blast her with piss. Literally.

Mickjg · 12-08-2011 07:55PM #1

NEW YORK — A passenger on a JetBlue flight headed to New York's Kennedy Airport was arrested after allegedly urinating on a sleeping 11-year-old girl

Any Boardsies want to own up to it?

brummytom · 12-08-2011 07:56PM

I know it's disgusting. But my God, that's brilliant.

Devil08 · 12-08-2011 07:56PM

I bet she thought she p!ssed herself when she woke up!

mattjack · 12-08-2011 07:56PM

was it you ?

AnamGlas · 12-08-2011 07:57PM

Wee had nothing to do with it.

MungBean · 12-08-2011 07:59PM

Why do they even serve drink on planes ? The last place you want a drunken idiot is crammed in beside ya 30k feet in the air.

Nodin · 12-08-2011 08:00PM

Mickjg wrote: »

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/08/jetblue_passenger_arrested_aft.html

Any Boardsies want to own up to it?

Thats better than the groping Rabbi.

policarp · 12-08-2011 08:41PM

Does that mean she is now a member of the
Mile High Golden Shower Club ?

Or is it over 18's only. . .

bonerm · 12-08-2011 08:44PM

Neil Prendeville again?

Coriolanus · 12-08-2011 08:49PM

I bet the little yoke actually did piss herself and then blamed the poor bastard beside her.

Tubsandtiles · 12-08-2011 09:14PM

Boards.ie strikes again, silent but deadly pissy

CardBordWindow · 12-08-2011 09:16PM

That's what happens when you fly uRyan Air!

squod · 12-08-2011 09:25PM

........who said he had consumed eight alcoholic beverages...

Quear

rainbowdrop · 12-08-2011 09:38PM

He's lucky the little girl's Father didn't kick the bollocks off him......

Temptamperu · 12-08-2011 09:41PM

After a whole 8 aeroplane beers which is infact four pints

orourkeda · 12-08-2011 09:42PM

Pisspot

WonderWoman! · 12-08-2011 09:46PM

urinating on someone disgusting but humourous however I draw the line when I see she's 11 years old

Dun · 12-08-2011 09:48PM

Maybe he thought he was on a Jet Yellow flight.

orourkeda · 12-08-2011 09:50PM

Dun wrote: »

Maybe he thought he was on a Jet Yellow flight.

Pot yellow

Cill Dara Abu · 12-08-2011 09:51PM

WonderWoman! wrote: »

urinating on someone disgusting but humourous however I draw the line when I see she's 11 years old

How is it any different to pissing on an 11 year old boy?

WonderWoman! · 12-08-2011 09:57PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

How is it any different to pissing on an 11 year old boy?

Not the gender I have an issue with

Offy · 12-08-2011 10:02PM

I guess she shouldnt have said "Yore ma" to a member of boards.ie. Thats what she gets in reply.

B_Fanatic · 12-08-2011 10:04PM

Somene must have stuck a sticker of a fly on her back

Cill Dara Abu · 12-08-2011 10:07PM

I heard she got bitten by a jellyfish that had somehow made its way onto the plane.

flanree · 12-08-2011 10:13PM

It's the first rule of air travel - Never order a Champagne Fountain in Economy Class.

Temptamperu · 12-08-2011 10:14PM

Cill Dara Abu wrote: »

I heard she got bitten by a jellyfish that had somehow made its way onto the plane.

I read a report saying that pish dosent get rid of jellyfish sting... your best bet is vineger.

Cill Dara Abu · 12-08-2011 10:26PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

I read a report saying that pish dosent get rid of jellyfish sting... your best bet is vineger.

Feck your report, just ask Monica!

:pac:

Samich · 12-08-2011 10:27PM

Nice Golden Shower for her

miss no stars · 12-08-2011 10:28PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

After a whole 8 aeroplane beers which is infact four pints

cruising altitude = thinner air = effect of alcohol amplified

Capt'n Midnight · 13-08-2011 01:16AM

Skunkle wrote: »

Why do they even serve drink on planes ? The last place you want a drunken idiot is crammed in beside ya 30k feet in the air.

not to mention about 500L of highly inflamable duty free

problemchimp · 13-08-2011 01:23AM

miss no stars wrote: »

cruising altitude = thinner air = effect of alcohol amplified

I know the air is thinner outside the plane. Inside aswell? It's still only 4 pints regardless.
Lucky he didn't have a bad curry.

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