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Blast her with piss. Literally.

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  • #2
    brummytom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    I know it's disgusting. But my God, that's brilliant.


  • #3
    Devil08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Devil08


    I bet she thought she p!ssed herself when she woke up!


  • #4
    mattjack
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    was it you ?


  • #5
    AnamGlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 593 ✭✭✭AnamGlas


    Wee had nothing to do with it.


  • #6
    MungBean
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,915 ✭✭✭MungBean


    Why do they even serve drink on planes ? The last place you want a drunken idiot is crammed in beside ya 30k feet in the air.


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  • #7
    Nodin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Mickjg wrote: »
    http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/08/jetblue_passenger_arrested_aft.html



    Any Boardsies want to own up to it?

    Thats better than the groping Rabbi.


  • #8
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    Does that mean she is now a member of the
    Mile High Golden Shower Club ?

    Or is it over 18's only. . .


  • #9
    bonerm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Neil Prendeville again?


  • #10
    Coriolanus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,879 ✭✭✭Coriolanus


    I bet the little yoke actually did piss herself and then blamed the poor bastard beside her. :(


  • #11
    Tubsandtiles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    Boards.ie strikes again, silent but deadly pissy :D


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  • #12
    CardBordWindow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,198 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    That's what happens when you fly uRyan Air! :D


  • #13
    squod
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    ........who said he had consumed eight alcoholic beverages...

    Quear


  • #14
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    He's lucky the little girl's Father didn't kick the bollocks off him......


  • #15
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    After a whole 8 aeroplane beers which is infact four pints:confused:


  • #16
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Pisspot


  • #17
    WonderWoman!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭WonderWoman!


    urinating on someone disgusting but humourous however I draw the line when I see she's 11 years old


  • #18
    Dun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,967 ✭✭✭Dun


    Maybe he thought he was on a Jet Yellow flight.


  • #19
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Dun wrote: »
    Maybe he thought he was on a Jet Yellow flight.

    Pot yellow


  • #20
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    WonderWoman! wrote: »
    urinating on someone disgusting but humourous however I draw the line when I see she's 11 years old
    How is it any different to pissing on an 11 year old boy?


  • #21
    WonderWoman!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,212 ✭✭✭WonderWoman!


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    How is it any different to pissing on an 11 year old boy?

    Not the gender I have an issue with


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  • #22
    Offy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,701 ✭✭✭Offy


    I guess she shouldnt have said "Yore ma" to a member of boards.ie. Thats what she gets in reply.


  • #23
    B_Fanatic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 334 ✭✭B_Fanatic


    Somene must have stuck a sticker of a fly on her back :/


  • #24
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    I heard she got bitten by a jellyfish that had somehow made its way onto the plane.


  • #25
    flanree
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 484 ✭✭flanree


    It's the first rule of air travel - Never order a Champagne Fountain in Economy Class.


  • #26
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Cill Dara Abu wrote: »
    I heard she got bitten by a jellyfish that had somehow made its way onto the plane.

    I read a report saying that pish dosent get rid of jellyfish sting... your best bet is vineger.


  • #27
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    I read a report saying that pish dosent get rid of jellyfish sting... your best bet is vineger.
    Feck your report, just ask Monica!

    :pac:


  • #28
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Nice Golden Shower for her :)


  • #29
    miss no stars
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,957 ✭✭✭miss no stars


    Temptamperu wrote: »
    After a whole 8 aeroplane beers which is infact four pints:confused:


    cruising altitude = thinner air = effect of alcohol amplified


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,563 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Skunkle wrote: »
    Why do they even serve drink on planes ? The last place you want a drunken idiot is crammed in beside ya 30k feet in the air.
    not to mention about 500L of highly inflamable duty free


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  • #31
    problemchimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭problemchimp


    miss no stars wrote: »
    cruising altitude = thinner air = effect of alcohol amplified
    I know the air is thinner outside the plane. Inside aswell? It's still only 4 pints regardless.
    Lucky he didn't have a bad curry.


  • #32
    retalivity
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,658 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/aug/12/us-robert-vietze-urination-plane

    He drank them before the flight.
    Hes 18....drinking age in the states is 21, dunno where he got it
    He is/was a promising skiier
    talk about going off-piste....


  • #33
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,115 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    wasn't me. :confused:


  • #34
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    retalivity wrote: »
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2011/aug/12/us-robert-vietze-urination-plane

    talk about going off-piste....

    I think was Apres Pissed. . .


  • #35
    policarp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,667 ✭✭✭policarp


    I was only takin' the piss. . .


  • #36
    janja
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 412 ✭✭janja


    As long as he didnt shake it dry............Niall Prenderville is still in the running!


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  • #37
    UrbanSea
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,335 ✭✭✭✭UrbanSea


    Skunkle wrote: »
    Why do they even serve drink on planes ? The last place you want a drunken idiot is crammed in beside ya 30k feet in the air.

    Haha this is so true.


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