I just punched a wasp.

weemcd · 12-08-2011 04:02PM

Killed a large blue bottle with a knife, it was buzzing against the glass, BLAW! Dead.

Saila · 12-08-2011 04:02PM

Biggins wrote: »

Done some mad things - some I cannot mention.
Someone once thought it would be funny to handcuff me to a steering wheel and leave me there for a while.
I didn't think it was funny and told him that if he left he there, he'd be sorry. He thought I was messing. His mistake.
He went off laughing into his house. Me not impressed and was in temper - so I kicked out the front glass of his car and then started to proceed to kick the fcuk out of the inside of his car.
He should have listened. He was a gobschite and he paid for it smartass antics.

ahhhhh you were in his car!

adocholiday · 12-08-2011 04:03PM

chin_grin wrote: »

adocholiday wrote: »

I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore

Just once? Teeheehee!

Why would I want to do it again? It was a dreadful experience. It was warm and moist and she kept moaning and stuff. Then I had a strange sensation and this weird thick white pee came out. I then fell asleep almost immediately.

Why on earth would you want to repeat that?

amacca · 12-08-2011 04:05PM

Biggins wrote: »

Done some mad things - some I cannot mention.
Someone once thought it would be funny to handcuff me to a steering wheel and leave me there for a while.
I didn't think it was funny and told him that if he left he there, he'd be sorry. He thought I was messing. His mistake.
He went off laughing into his house. Me not impressed and was in temper - so I kicked out the front glass of his car and then started to proceed to kick the fcuk out of the inside of his car.
He should have listened. He was a gobschite and he paid for it smartass antics.

I loved that 76 capri...twas a classic!

Tabnabs · 12-08-2011 04:05PM

amacca wrote: »

I shot a man in emo...just to watch him die!

:pac::pac::pac: Where?

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128908115510358298.jpg

xoxyx · 12-08-2011 04:06PM

amacca wrote: »

One of those b#astards flew inside my trousers while I was having a dump a while back.

I tried to do the decent thing and engage the services of a solicitor to see if I could get some damages for the emotional trauma from the wasp nation...nothing doing I'm afraid....I was told I was on my own.

Seeing as this is they way they chose to comport themselves while being a guest in my home and judging by their complete lack of respect for personal property I feel within my rights to punch any wasps that behave aggressively towards me..they are after all armed when they break into you're house!

Firstly, quit crapping on the rubbish heap.

Secondly, they're only guests if you invite them - be more careful when sending out calling cards.

Thirdly, pick on somebody your own size!!!

Biggins · 12-08-2011 04:07PM

Saila wrote: »

ahhhhh you were in his car!

Aye. I thought he was (from day one that I met him) the 'greatest thing since the invention of the wheel' - you probably have met the type at times.
In reality they are assholes and never listen to whats been said to them in warning.

Eroticfishcake · 12-08-2011 04:09PM

amacca wrote: »

One of those b#astards flew inside my trousers while I was having a dump a while back.

I tried to do the decent thing and engage the services of a solicitor to see if I could get some damages for the emotional trauma from the wasp nation...nothing doing I'm afraid....I was told I was on my own.

Seeing as this is they way they chose to comport themselves while being a guest in my home and judging by their complete lack of respect for personal property I feel within my rights to punch any wasps that behave aggressively towards me..they are after all armed when they break into you're house!

I'm not badass tough at all. One flew into my car when I was stopped in traffic on Gardener Street in Dublin. I jumped out of the car screaming, dropped a cigarette on the drivers seat and stood in the middle of the road shaking and crying like a maniac.

A nice guy in the car behind me killed him so I am all for death of the wasp

TheZohanS · 12-08-2011 04:10PM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I just punched a wasp.

What's the toughest, most bad ass thing you've ever done?

You might this it's bad ass now, but chances are you're gonna feel pretty crap about it later!

amacca · 12-08-2011 04:11PM

Tabnabs wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac: Where?

here!...

http://images.travelpod.com/users/joeljenaturner/1.1274008264.emo-4.jpg

oh and that's the guy as well.

extra-ordinary_ · 12-08-2011 04:12PM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Fuck me sideways, that's rock hard.

ooh er missus

artanevilla · 12-08-2011 04:13PM

Wasps have the unique ability to send me running away screaming like a little girl.

amacca · 12-08-2011 04:13PM

xoxyx wrote: »

Thirdly, pick on somebody your own size!!!

but he tried to fly up my asshole!

(I've nothing against it per se...but I'm just not into it)

recylingbin · 12-08-2011 04:15PM

I didn't cry at the end of My Girl.

**Vai** · 12-08-2011 04:18PM

I pulled some shards of broken tooth out of my gum with tweezers after the dentist made a ****e of the job first time round.

You wont know how hard I am until you've done it for yourself.

**Vai** · 12-08-2011 04:20PM

amacca wrote: »

here!...

http://images.travelpod.com/users/joeljenaturner/1.1274008264.emo-4.jpg

oh and that's the guy as well.

Is that an emo from Emo? Oh the ironing!

Good to see the Park Inn is still alive and well.

jme2010 · 12-08-2011 04:20PM

Absurdum wrote: »

I looted some facking shops innit bruv

Great use of onomatopoeia man.

When I read that sentance, I could hear the tossers voice.

*I know onomatopoeia isnt the best word but its good enough

Bipolar Joe · 12-08-2011 04:20PM

**Vai** wrote: »

I pulled some shards of broken tooth out of my gum with tweezers after the dentist made a ****e of the job first time round.

You wont know how hard I am until you've done it for yourself.

Let me know if he does it to you again, then I can understand what it's like to pull shards of tooth from your gums.

amacca · 12-08-2011 04:23PM

**Vai** wrote: »

Is that an emo from Emo? Oh the ironing!

Good to see the Park Inn is still alive and well.

Yes....I suppose I could have said

"I shot an emo...just to watch it die!"

xoxyx · 12-08-2011 04:25PM

amacca wrote: »

but he tried to fly up my asshole!

That means he likes you.

I hope you bought him dinner at least.

Bipolar Joe · 12-08-2011 04:26PM

Would you punch me if I tried to crawl up your butt?

DjFlin · 12-08-2011 04:28PM

http://i.imgur.com/1zA2M.jpg

xoxyx · 12-08-2011 04:29PM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Would you punch me if I tried to crawl up your butt?

A punch would be the least of your worries.

(By which I mean I would kick the shit out of you to the best of my ability.)

(Not really though. I might slap you, but I would scream.)

Bipolar Joe · 12-08-2011 04:30PM

xoxyx wrote: »

A punch would be the least of your worries.

(By which I mean I would kick the shit out of you to the best of my ability.)

(Not really though. I might slap you, but I would scream.)

that's not nice, it just means I like you.

xoxyx · 12-08-2011 04:31PM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

that's not nice, it just means I like you.

[Touche

]

Yeah, and my actions mean I don't like you back!

Whatever happened to buying a girl a bunch of flowers...

Bipolar Joe · 12-08-2011 04:33PM

xoxyx wrote: »

[Touche ]

Yeah, and my actions mean I don't like you back!

Whatever happened to buying a girl a bunch of flowers...

Flowers die. I will give you a potato, those bastards last forever and even grow more little potatoes.

amacca · 12-08-2011 04:35PM

xoxyx wrote: »

I hope you bought him dinner at least.

I think he was expecting to find it up there tbh!

He could have at least had the common courtesy to wait until I was finished with it.

No he deserved a good punch imo.

yupyup7up · 12-08-2011 04:37PM

alchemist33 wrote: »

Go to Limerick.

And had a brilliant fun filled time with all the friendly locals and sampled humour unrivalled in the western hemisphere?

Bipolar Joe · 12-08-2011 04:37PM

No, he dodged knives the whole time.

xoxyx · 12-08-2011 04:37PM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Flowers die. I will give you a potato, those bastards last forever and even grow more little potatoes.

I would rather have flowers. They may die, but they look a hell of a lot better on the table than a potato.

I just punched a wasp.

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