I just punched a wasp.

Bipolar Joe

What's the toughest, most bad ass thing you've ever done?

alchemist33

Go to Limerick.

chin_grin

I once glanced at a hedge, what's your point?

amacca

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

What's the toughest, most bad ass thing you've ever done?

I shot a man in emo...just to watch him die!

Samich

I love when you slap a wasp with a magaazine or whatever and it slams into the wall and kills it. very satisfying.

Absurdum

I looted some facking shops innit bruv

Bipolar Joe

chin_grin wrote: »

I once glanced at a hedge, what's your point?

Fuck me sideways, that's rock hard.

tallaghtmick

I drop kicked a bee

DjFlin

I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and only cried for 20 minutes.

chin_grin

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Fuck me sideways, that's rock hard.

This thread has me half way there.............

RichieC

I karate chopped a turkeys head off.

Squarewave

I slept with the curtains open.

adocholiday

I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore

kraggy

Stop beeing such a buzzkill op.

chin_grin

adocholiday wrote: »

I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore

Just once? Teeheehee!

Bipolar Joe

adocholiday wrote: »

I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore

Ew, that's gay.

Logical Fallacy

They don't look happy about it bro.

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/15165_wasp.jpg

xoxyx

Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??

saa

Looked a Honey Badger square in the eye.

Bipolar Joe

xoxyx wrote: »

Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??

Personal space, man. I asked it nicely, it ignored me. I gave it what for in the form of five knuckles.

chin_grin

xoxyx wrote: »

Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??

Cos we're top of the muthaf*ckin' food chain baby! POW POW! <does that gun Shooter McGavin thingy.....>

Saila

xoxyx wrote: »

Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??

because it was a wasp, evil fcukers the lot of them! :mad:

cosmicfart

Absurdum wrote: »

I looted some facking shops innit bruv

Me ter China Plate we were robbin' sum 'oodcaps and then went on the bleedin' phamacy nickin' rampage.

xoxyx

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Personal space, man. I asked it nicely, it ignored me. I gave it what for in the form of five knuckles.

chin_grin wrote: »

Cos we're top of the muthaf*ckin' food chain baby! POW POW! <does that gun Shooter McGavin thingy.....>

Saila wrote: »

because it was a wasp, evil fcukers the lot of them! :mad:

Not cool.

chin_grin

xoxyx wrote: »

Not cool.

If it's any consolation it was given a typical Hymenoptera funeral. It was very moving.

Laika1986

My brother punched a wasp that was on our kitchen window. Smashed the first pane of glass!very funny

xoxyx

chin_grin wrote: »

If it's any consolation it was given a typical Hymenoptera funeral. It was very moving.

No consolation. You shouldn't have killed it.

Saila

xoxyx wrote: »

Not cool.

remind me what they do again apart from sting people?

Biggins

Done some mad things - some I cannot mention.
Someone once thought it would be funny to handcuff me to a steering wheel and leave me there for a while.
I didn't think it was funny and told him that if he left he there, he'd be sorry. He thought I was messing. His mistake.
He went off laughing into his house. Me not impressed and was in temper - so I kicked out the front glass of his car and then started to proceed to kick the fcuk out of the inside of his car.
He should have listened. He was a gobschite and he paid for it smartass antics.

LaVail

I went out and didn't drink one time....I still have flashbacks

amacca

xoxyx wrote: »

Not cool.

One of those b#astards flew inside my trousers while I was having a dump a while back.


I tried to do the decent thing and engage the services of a solicitor to see if I could get some damages for the emotional trauma from the wasp nation...nothing doing I'm afraid....I was told I was on my own.

Seeing as this is they way they chose to comport themselves while being a guest in my home and judging by their complete lack of respect for personal property I feel within my rights to punch any wasps that behave aggressively towards me..they are after all armed when they break into you're house!

weemcd

Killed a large blue bottle with a knife, it was buzzing against the glass, BLAW! Dead.

Saila

Biggins wrote: »

Done some mad things - some I cannot mention.
Someone once thought it would be funny to handcuff me to a steering wheel and leave me there for a while.
I didn't think it was funny and told him that if he left he there, he'd be sorry. He thought I was messing. His mistake.
He went off laughing into his house. Me not impressed and was in temper - so I kicked out the front glass of his car and then started to proceed to kick the fcuk out of the inside of his car.
He should have listened. He was a gobschite and he paid for it smartass antics.

ahhhhh you were in his car!

adocholiday

chin_grin wrote: »

adocholiday wrote: »

I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore

Just once? Teeheehee!

Why would I want to do it again? It was a dreadful experience. It was warm and moist and she kept moaning and stuff. Then I had a strange sensation and this weird thick white pee came out. I then fell asleep almost immediately.

Why on earth would you want to repeat that?

amacca

Biggins wrote: »

Done some mad things - some I cannot mention.
Someone once thought it would be funny to handcuff me to a steering wheel and leave me there for a while.
I didn't think it was funny and told him that if he left he there, he'd be sorry. He thought I was messing. His mistake.
He went off laughing into his house. Me not impressed and was in temper - so I kicked out the front glass of his car and then started to proceed to kick the fcuk out of the inside of his car.
He should have listened. He was a gobschite and he paid for it smartass antics.

I loved that 76 capri...twas a classic!

Tabnabs

amacca wrote: »

I shot a man in emo...just to watch him die!

:pac::pac::pac: Where?

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/128908115510358298.jpg

xoxyx

amacca wrote: »

One of those b#astards flew inside my trousers while I was having a dump a while back.


I tried to do the decent thing and engage the services of a solicitor to see if I could get some damages for the emotional trauma from the wasp nation...nothing doing I'm afraid....I was told I was on my own.

Seeing as this is they way they chose to comport themselves while being a guest in my home and judging by their complete lack of respect for personal property I feel within my rights to punch any wasps that behave aggressively towards me..they are after all armed when they break into you're house!

Firstly, quit crapping on the rubbish heap.

Secondly, they're only guests if you invite them - be more careful when sending out calling cards.

Thirdly, pick on somebody your own size!!!

Biggins

Saila wrote: »

ahhhhh you were in his car!

Aye. I thought he was (from day one that I met him) the 'greatest thing since the invention of the wheel' - you probably have met the type at times.
In reality they are assholes and never listen to whats been said to them in warning.

Eroticfishcake

amacca wrote: »

One of those b#astards flew inside my trousers while I was having a dump a while back.


I tried to do the decent thing and engage the services of a solicitor to see if I could get some damages for the emotional trauma from the wasp nation...nothing doing I'm afraid....I was told I was on my own.

Seeing as this is they way they chose to comport themselves while being a guest in my home and judging by their complete lack of respect for personal property I feel within my rights to punch any wasps that behave aggressively towards me..they are after all armed when they break into you're house!

I'm not badass tough at all. One flew into my car when I was stopped in traffic on Gardener Street in Dublin. I jumped out of the car screaming, dropped a cigarette on the drivers seat and stood in the middle of the road shaking and crying like a maniac.

A nice guy in the car behind me killed him so I am all for death of the wasp

TheZohanS

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I just punched a wasp.

What's the toughest, most bad ass thing you've ever done?

You might this it's bad ass now, but chances are you're gonna feel pretty crap about it later!

amacca

Tabnabs wrote: »

:pac::pac::pac: Where?

here!...

http://images.travelpod.com/users/joeljenaturner/1.1274008264.emo-4.jpg

oh and that's the guy as well.

extra-ordinary_

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Fuck me sideways, that's rock hard.

ooh er missus

artanevilla

Wasps have the unique ability to send me running away screaming like a little girl.

amacca

xoxyx wrote: »

Thirdly, pick on somebody your own size!!!

but he tried to fly up my asshole!


(I've nothing against it per se...but I'm just not into it)

recylingbin

I didn't cry at the end of My Girl.

**Vai**

I pulled some shards of broken tooth out of my gum with tweezers after the dentist made a ****e of the job first time round.

You wont know how hard I am until you've done it for yourself.

**Vai**

amacca wrote: »

here!...

http://images.travelpod.com/users/joeljenaturner/1.1274008264.emo-4.jpg

oh and that's the guy as well.

Is that an emo from Emo? Oh the ironing!

Good to see the Park Inn is still alive and well.

jme2010

Absurdum wrote: »

I looted some facking shops innit bruv

Great use of onomatopoeia man.

When I read that sentance, I could hear the tossers voice.

*I know onomatopoeia isnt the best word but its good enough

Bipolar Joe

**Vai** wrote: »

I pulled some shards of broken tooth out of my gum with tweezers after the dentist made a ****e of the job first time round.

You wont know how hard I am until you've done it for yourself.

Let me know if he does it to you again, then I can understand what it's like to pull shards of tooth from your gums.

amacca

**Vai** wrote: »

Is that an emo from Emo? Oh the ironing!

Good to see the Park Inn is still alive and well.

Yes....I suppose I could have said


"I shot an emo...just to watch it die!"

xoxyx

amacca wrote: »

but he tried to fly up my asshole!

That means he likes you. I hope you bought him dinner at least.