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I just punched a wasp.

  • 12-08-2011 03:47PM
    #1
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭


    What's the toughest, most bad ass thing you've ever done?


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  • #2
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Go to Limerick.


  • #3
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    I once glanced at a hedge, what's your point?


  • #4
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,979 ✭✭✭amacca


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    What's the toughest, most bad ass thing you've ever done?

    I shot a man in emo...just to watch him die!


  • #5
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    I love when you slap a wasp with a magaazine or whatever and it slams into the wall and kills it. very satisfying.


  • #6
    Absurdum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,444 ✭✭✭Absurdum


    I looted some facking shops innit bruv


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  • #7
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    chin_grin wrote: »
    I once glanced at a hedge, what's your point?

    Fuck me sideways, that's rock hard.


  • #8
    tallaghtmick
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    I drop kicked a bee


  • #9
    DjFlin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭DjFlin


    I stubbed my toe last week, while watering my spice garden, and only cried for 20 minutes.


  • #10
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Fuck me sideways, that's rock hard.

    This thread has me half way there.............


  • #11
    RichieC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,331 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I karate chopped a turkeys head off.


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  • #12
    Squarewave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    I slept with the curtains open.


  • #13
    adocholiday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭adocholiday


    I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore


  • #14
    kraggy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,414 ✭✭✭kraggy


    Stop beeing such a buzzkill op.


  • #15
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    adocholiday wrote: »
    I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore

    Just once? Teeheehee!


  • #16
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    adocholiday wrote: »
    I put my penis in a girl once. Thought that was very hardcore

    Ew, that's gay.


  • #17
    Logical Fallacy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    They don't look happy about it bro.

    http://www.sweetslyrics.com/images/img_gal/15165_wasp.jpg


  • #18
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??


  • #19
    saa
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Looked a Honey Badger square in the eye.


  • #20
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    xoxyx wrote: »
    Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??

    Personal space, man. I asked it nicely, it ignored me. I gave it what for in the form of five knuckles.


  • #21
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    xoxyx wrote: »
    Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??

    Cos we're top of the muthaf*ckin' food chain baby! POW POW! <does that gun Shooter McGavin thingy.....>


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  • #22
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    xoxyx wrote: »
    Em, could you not have just directed it towards the window? Honestly, how can you get joy from hurting / killing something??

    because it was a wasp, evil fcukers the lot of them! :mad:


  • #23
    cosmicfart
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Absurdum wrote: »
    I looted some facking shops innit bruv


    Me ter China Plate we were robbin' sum 'oodcaps and then went on the bleedin' phamacy nickin' rampage.


  • #24
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    Bipolar Joe wrote: »
    Personal space, man. I asked it nicely, it ignored me. I gave it what for in the form of five knuckles.
    chin_grin wrote: »
    Cos we're top of the muthaf*ckin' food chain baby! POW POW! <does that gun Shooter McGavin thingy.....>
    Saila wrote: »
    because it was a wasp, evil fcukers the lot of them! :mad:

    Not cool.


  • #25
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    xoxyx wrote: »
    Not cool.

    If it's any consolation it was given a typical Hymenoptera funeral. It was very moving.


  • #26
    Laika1986
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 620 ✭✭✭Laika1986


    My brother punched a wasp that was on our kitchen window. Smashed the first pane of glass!very funny


  • #27
    xoxyx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,811 ✭✭✭xoxyx


    chin_grin wrote: »
    If it's any consolation it was given a typical Hymenoptera funeral. It was very moving.

    No consolation. You shouldn't have killed it.


  • #28
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    xoxyx wrote: »
    Not cool.

    remind me what they do again apart from sting people?


  • #29
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Done some mad things - some I cannot mention.
    Someone once thought it would be funny to handcuff me to a steering wheel and leave me there for a while.
    I didn't think it was funny and told him that if he left he there, he'd be sorry. He thought I was messing. His mistake.
    He went off laughing into his house. Me not impressed and was in temper - so I kicked out the front glass of his car and then started to proceed to kick the fcuk out of the inside of his car.
    He should have listened. He was a gobschite and he paid for it smartass antics.


  • #30
    LaVail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,619 ✭✭✭LaVail


    I went out and didn't drink one time....I still have flashbacks :(


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  • #31
    amacca
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,979 ✭✭✭amacca


    xoxyx wrote: »
    Not cool.

    One of those b#astards flew inside my trousers while I was having a dump a while back.


    I tried to do the decent thing and engage the services of a solicitor to see if I could get some damages for the emotional trauma from the wasp nation...nothing doing I'm afraid....I was told I was on my own.

    Seeing as this is they way they chose to comport themselves while being a guest in my home and judging by their complete lack of respect for personal property I feel within my rights to punch any wasps that behave aggressively towards me..they are after all armed when they break into you're house!


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