Keep having sex dreams

irelandspurs · 12-08-2011 06:49AM #1

I'm 27 and keep having vivid dreams mainly about riding all my wifes friends,Thought all that stopped in your teens.
A dream i had last night i was going through her friends knicker draw.:eek:

randylonghorn · 12-08-2011 06:54AM

What, a sex drive? 0_o

No, that definitely doesn't stop with your teens, despite what some teens seem to think ...

Elohim · 12-08-2011 06:57AM

You married your wife when you were a teenager? Thought it was the best ya could get but now her friends are hotter?

Brendog · 12-08-2011 06:58AM

Dreams like that mean you are sexually frustrated as opposed to being attracted to your wives friends.

If you haven't engaged in relations with your spouse in a while, well....do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_4Q6WfZNY

Poly · 12-08-2011 06:58AM

That's OK, their husbands are probably having dreams about riding your wife.

irelandspurs · 12-08-2011 06:59AM

Elohim wrote: »

You married your wife when you were a teenager? Thought it was the best ya could get but now her friends are hotter?

No her friends were hotter then

Bipolar Joe · 12-08-2011 07:01AM

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so I end up having sex dreams, some of them have been weird as sh!t. Weirdest one is the first one I remember having, I was on the top floor of some huge block of apartments playing with Lego, and there was this huge erect knob poking through the clouds, like it was totally normal. So, I'm making the city I'm in out of Lego, and then some crap I can't remember happened, all of a sudden I'm poking the Lego apartment I'm in with my boner and the skycock tears the roof off the apartment I'm in, turns out it was some flying voodoo penis controlled by my own or something. When I woke up I realised I'd come all over myself. Good times.

randylonghorn · 12-08-2011 07:02AM

Brendog wrote: »

Dreams like that mean you are sexually frustrated as opposed to being attracted to your wives friends.

Or he has a good imagination / healthy fantasy life (even if he does have to wait 'til he's asleep!)

Frank Black · 12-08-2011 08:22AM

I understand that the medical term is 'sexually deviant pervert'.

You'll fit right in here.

bronte · 12-08-2011 08:23AM

You simply must tell your wife op.

Sharing is caring.

efb · 12-08-2011 08:23AM

For once the answer actually is 'fap'
Your sexual urge is in overdrive- relieve it!

galwayrush · 12-08-2011 08:30AM

Poly wrote: »

That's OK, their husbands are probably having dreams about riding your wife.

Maybe not.:pac::pac:

Frank Black · 12-08-2011 08:33AM

Poly wrote: »

That's OK, their husbands are probably having dreams about riding your wife.

Maybe most of his wife's friends are male?

IamtheWalrus · 12-08-2011 08:34AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so

I can't imagine that being possible for me.

FatherLen · 12-08-2011 08:38AM

you should have sex with them.
yeah do that!

Fremen · 12-08-2011 08:38AM

According to Freud, you're a homo.

There's no denying it, Freud was proven scientifically.

PCPhoto · 12-08-2011 08:39AM

efb wrote: »

For once the answer actually is 'fap'
Your sexual urge is in overdrive- relieve it!

Jaysus...15mins and no "thanks" ..... normally AH people are all over the fapping reply.

Gummy Panda · 12-08-2011 08:50AM

When they happen, treat your wife to surprise sleep sex

stupidusername · 12-08-2011 08:58AM

I wish I had more of these

2 stroke · 12-08-2011 09:04AM

Faraway fields are always greener.

Magic Beans · 12-08-2011 09:09AM

If you have any dreams about my wife I'll box the head off ye. Pervert.

fryup · 12-08-2011 09:15AM

is it a wet dream you're having OP?

Eroticfishcake · 12-08-2011 09:16AM

stupidusername wrote: »

I wish I had more of these

You wish for more sex dreams, would you not wish for more dreamy sex?

stupidusername · 12-08-2011 09:20AM

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

You wish for more sex dreams, would you not wish for more dreamy sex?

Well cause this thread is about sex dreams

Gummy Panda · 12-08-2011 09:22AM

stupidusername wrote: »

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

You wish for more sex dreams, would you not wish for more dreamy sex?

Well cause this thread is about sex dreams

So you don't want more surprise sleep sex?

stupidusername · 12-08-2011 09:28AM

I wouldn't mind some surprise sleep sex...that'd be hot

Mr Freeze · 12-08-2011 09:31AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so I end up having sex dreams, some of them have been weird as sh!t. Weirdest one is the first one I remember having, I was on the top floor of some huge block of apartments playing with Lego, and there was this huge erect knob poking through the clouds, like it was totally normal. So, I'm making the city I'm in out of Lego, and then some crap I can't remember happened, all of a sudden I'm poking the Lego apartment I'm in with my boner and the skycock tears the roof off the apartment I'm in, turns out it was some flying voodoo penis controlled by my own or something. When I woke up I realised I'd come all over myself. Good times.

Never tell a shrink that story.

blaze1 · 12-08-2011 09:38AM

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so I end up having sex dreams, some of them have been weird as sh!t. Weirdest one is the first one I remember having, I was on the top floor of some huge block of apartments playing with Lego, and there was this huge erect knob poking through the clouds, like it was totally normal. So, I'm making the city I'm in out of Lego, and then some crap I can't remember happened, all of a sudden I'm poking the Lego apartment I'm in with my boner and the skycock tears the roof off the apartment I'm in, turns out it was some flying voodoo penis controlled by my own or something. When I woke up I realised I'd come all over myself. Good times.

I hope for your kids or future kids sake you never buy them lego :P

py2006 · 12-08-2011 09:49AM

stupidusername wrote: »

I wouldn't mind some surprise sleep sex...that'd be hot

You mean to wake up to sex!! Not while you are actually asleep!

Standard Toaster · 12-08-2011 09:54AM

Man, I'd hate to be married at 27 :pac:

stupidusername · 12-08-2011 09:58AM

py2006 wrote: »

You mean to wake up to sex!! Not while you are actually asleep!

Well it'd be difficult not to wake up

Keep having sex dreams

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