Keep having sex dreams

irelandspurs

I'm 27 and keep having vivid dreams mainly about riding all my wifes friends,Thought all that stopped in your teens.
A dream i had last night i was going through her friends knicker draw.:eek:

randylonghorn

What, a sex drive? 0_o

No, that definitely doesn't stop with your teens, despite what some teens seem to think ...

Elohim

You married your wife when you were a teenager? Thought it was the best ya could get but now her friends are hotter?

Brendog

Dreams like that mean you are sexually frustrated as opposed to being attracted to your wives friends.

If you haven't engaged in relations with your spouse in a while, well....do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_4Q6WfZNY

Poly

That's OK, their husbands are probably having dreams about riding your wife.

irelandspurs

Elohim wrote: »

You married your wife when you were a teenager? Thought it was the best ya could get but now her friends are hotter?

No her friends were hotter then

Bipolar Joe

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so I end up having sex dreams, some of them have been weird as sh!t. Weirdest one is the first one I remember having, I was on the top floor of some huge block of apartments playing with Lego, and there was this huge erect knob poking through the clouds, like it was totally normal. So, I'm making the city I'm in out of Lego, and then some crap I can't remember happened, all of a sudden I'm poking the Lego apartment I'm in with my boner and the skycock tears the roof off the apartment I'm in, turns out it was some flying voodoo penis controlled by my own or something. When I woke up I realised I'd come all over myself. Good times.

randylonghorn

Brendog wrote: »

Dreams like that mean you are sexually frustrated as opposed to being attracted to your wives friends.

Or he has a good imagination / healthy fantasy life (even if he does have to wait 'til he's asleep!)

Frank Black

I understand that the medical term is 'sexually deviant pervert'.


You'll fit right in here.

bronte

You simply must tell your wife op.

Sharing is caring.

efb

For once the answer actually is 'fap'
Your sexual urge is in overdrive- relieve it!

galwayrush

Poly wrote: »

That's OK, their husbands are probably having dreams about riding your wife.

Maybe not.:pac::pac:

Frank Black

Poly wrote: »

That's OK, their husbands are probably having dreams about riding your wife.

Maybe most of his wife's friends are male?

IamtheWalrus

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so

I can't imagine that being possible for me.

FatherLen

you should have sex with them.
yeah do that!

Fremen

According to Freud, you're a homo.

There's no denying it, Freud was proven scientifically.

PCPhoto

efb wrote: »

For once the answer actually is 'fap'
Your sexual urge is in overdrive- relieve it!

Jaysus...15mins and no "thanks" ..... normally AH people are all over the fapping reply.

Gummy Panda

When they happen, treat your wife to surprise sleep sex

stupidusername

I wish I had more of these

2 stroke

Faraway fields are always greener.

Magic Beans

If you have any dreams about my wife I'll box the head off ye. Pervert.

fryup

is it a wet dream you're having OP?

Eroticfishcake

stupidusername wrote: »

I wish I had more of these

You wish for more sex dreams, would you not wish for more dreamy sex?

stupidusername

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

You wish for more sex dreams, would you not wish for more dreamy sex?

Well cause this thread is about sex dreams

Gummy Panda

stupidusername wrote: »

Eroticfishcake wrote: »

You wish for more sex dreams, would you not wish for more dreamy sex?

Well cause this thread is about sex dreams

So you don't want more surprise sleep sex?

stupidusername

I wouldn't mind some surprise sleep sex...that'd be hot

Mr Freeze

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so I end up having sex dreams, some of them have been weird as sh!t. Weirdest one is the first one I remember having, I was on the top floor of some huge block of apartments playing with Lego, and there was this huge erect knob poking through the clouds, like it was totally normal. So, I'm making the city I'm in out of Lego, and then some crap I can't remember happened, all of a sudden I'm poking the Lego apartment I'm in with my boner and the skycock tears the roof off the apartment I'm in, turns out it was some flying voodoo penis controlled by my own or something. When I woke up I realised I'd come all over myself. Good times.

Never tell a shrink that story.

blaze1

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Whenever I don't whack one out in a week or so I end up having sex dreams, some of them have been weird as sh!t. Weirdest one is the first one I remember having, I was on the top floor of some huge block of apartments playing with Lego, and there was this huge erect knob poking through the clouds, like it was totally normal. So, I'm making the city I'm in out of Lego, and then some crap I can't remember happened, all of a sudden I'm poking the Lego apartment I'm in with my boner and the skycock tears the roof off the apartment I'm in, turns out it was some flying voodoo penis controlled by my own or something. When I woke up I realised I'd come all over myself. Good times.

I hope for your kids or future kids sake you never buy them lego :P

py2006

stupidusername wrote: »

I wouldn't mind some surprise sleep sex...that'd be hot

You mean to wake up to sex!! Not while you are actually asleep!

Standard Toaster

Man, I'd hate to be married at 27 :pac:

stupidusername

py2006 wrote: »

You mean to wake up to sex!! Not while you are actually asleep!

Well it'd be difficult not to wake up

Lando Griffin

OP, i suggest that, if you want to stop dreaming about making love to your friends wives, you probably have built up all these thoughts in your mind.
You should some night in the pub tell your friends that you are constantly dreaming about making love to their wives, this should release all the imaginative desires built up in side and you should start dreaming real mens dreams like your favourite footballers etc. Your friends will benifit knowing that their wives are being seen as sex goddeses and improve their relationships alos. So at the end of the day, everyone wins.

jimbobaloobob

stupidusername wrote: »

I wish I had more of these

sex dreams or friends wives?

stupidusername

Lando Griffin wrote: »

OP, i suggest that, if you want to stop dreaming about making love to your friends wives, you probably have built up all these thoughts in your mind.
You should some night in the pub tell your friends that you are constantly dreaming about making love to their wives, ... which will lead to a big orgy ...everyone wins.

fyp

jimbobaloobob wrote: »

sex dreams or friends wives?

both.

Frank Black

You can’t keep this bottled up inside you. You need to get it out of your system by having sex with all your wife’s friends, lot’s and lot’s of sex with them. Otherwise it’s going to start to eating away at you and might destroy your marriage.

py2006

I occasionally have a sex dream about a girl who was on a course with me. We hardly spoke throughout the course yet I keep fantasing about doing things only naughty girls get done to them! :P

newballsplease

irelandspurs wrote: »

I'm 27 and keep having vivid dreams mainly about riding all my wifes friends,Thought all that stopped in your teens.
A dream i had last night i was going through her friends knicker draw.:eek:

This isnt Dear Deirdre !

Batigol

Lando Griffin wrote: »

OP, i suggest that, if you want to stop dreaming about making love to your friends wives, you probably have built up all these thoughts in your mind.
You should some night in the pub tell your friends that you are constantly dreaming about making love to their wives, this should release all the imaginative desires built up in side and you should start dreaming real mens dreams like your favourite footballers etc. Your friends will benifit knowing that their wives are being seen as sex goddeses and improve their relationships alos. So at the end of the day, everyone wins.

Also make sure to rank them in order of preference. This will create a nice competitive environment amongst the women (once the husbands tell their wives) and guarantee you some action. B1tches be fighting like crazy over you:cool:

Lando Griffin

Batigol wrote: »

Also make sure to rank them in order of preference. This will create a nice competitive environment amongst the women (once the husbands tell their wives) and guarantee you some action. B1tches be fighting like crazy over you:cool:

Sound advice, but this is not about wanting other peoples wives, more not wanting to dream about other peoples wives.
I dont know what is wrong with todays society when married men feel they have to fullfill their sexual desires outside of the marriage.
Marriage is about commetiment and communication, why cant these men sit down with their wives and talk to them. Did the pre marriage course just go in one ear and out the other with these people?

Kojak

If you want to stop these dreams, just never go to sleep.

endabob1

irelandspurs wrote: »

I'm 27 and keep having vivid dreams mainly about riding all my wifes friends,Thought all that stopped in your teens.
A dream i had last night i was going through her friends knicker draw.:eek:

The word is drawer.
This really irritates me, it's a sky sports mispronunciation "Top draw" when meaning "Top Drawer" thanks Andy Gray, good riddance:mad:

Mr Freeze

endabob1 wrote: »

The word is drawer.
This really irritates me, it's a sky sports mispronunciation "Top draw" when meaning "Top Drawer" thanks Andy Gray, good riddance:mad:

English class is now in session AH! Pay attention and sit up straight!

irelandspurs

fryup wrote: »

is it a wet dream you're having OP?

most of the time yes

SheFiend

Maybe your wife is playing with you while you are asleep? That has been known to cause sexy dreams. Although I mean dreams that involve sex, not looking at bits of cloth. Definitely the solution is more sex: preferably of the perverse kind

py2006

SheFiend wrote: »

preferably of the perverse kind

What kind is that???

stovelid

irelandspurs wrote: »

A dream i had last night i was going through her friends knicker draw.:eek:

Confess to your wife's friends. But keep it brief.

SheFiend

py2006 wrote: »

What kind is that???

I wouldn't like to defile your innocent mind But safe to say, if the OP is dreaming of forbidden fruit, he may be yearning to push the boundaries a bit in the bedroom. There's a lot more flavours in the world besides vanilla Bit of role-play would get the ball rolling, if it's not on the cards at the moment!

py2006

SheFiend wrote: »

I wouldn't like to defile your innocent mind But safe to say, if the OP is dreaming of forbidden fruit, he may be yearning to push the boundaries a bit in the bedroom. There's a lot more flavours in the world besides vanilla Bit of role-play would get the ball rolling, if it's not on the cards at the moment!

Interesting!

I just want to get into a bedroom at this stage!!

Mink

OP I really wouldn't worry about it or pay any attention. I don't have any control over my sex dreams. I had one years ago about Jasper Carrot :eek:.

Been with my OH 10yrs + and the only dream I had of my OH was of him banging a big beefy guy at the gym (no I don't have fantasies re that) & I recently had one about me and Kim Kardashian and I'm not a lesbinem as far as I'm aware.

I just laugh at them... don't tell your wife who you're having dreams about as it would only serve to upset her. I don't tell my OH if I have dreams re someone we actually know.

py2006

Mink wrote: »

OP I really wouldn't worry about it or pay any attention. I don't have any control over my sex dreams. I had one years ago about Jasper Carrot :eek:.

Sweet mutha of jaysus!! What is wrong with you girl? :eek::eek::eek:

Frank Black

Mink wrote: »

OP I really wouldn't worry about it or pay any attention. I don't have any control over my sex dreams. I had one years ago about Jasper Carrot :eek:.

Been with my OH 10yrs + and the only dream I had of my OH was of him banging a big beefy guy at the gym (no I don't have fantasies re that) & I recently had one about me and Kim Kardashian and I'm not a lesbinem as far as I'm aware.

I just laugh at them... don't tell your wife who you're having dreams about as it would only serve to upset her. I don't tell my OH if I have dreams re someone we actually know.

Please elaborate.