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Yore ma for President

  • 11-08-2011 05:57PM
    #1
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭


    Why not? He's as qualified as any of them.

    Things going for him:
    He lost some weight - shows determination, conviction.
    He's been on tv - that's the d4 vote.

    erm that's about it.

    So yeah, Vote TFLFOT for president.


    This has been a party political broadcast on behalf of the "Stop voting for ***** because they've been on tv party."

    Would you vote for... 18 votes

    John Morrison/Dustin for President 2011
    0% 0 votes
    No thanks
    61% 11 votes
    Atari 2600
    38% 7 votes


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Comments

  • #2
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    You can't vote for Gerry Ryan :/


  • #3
    Andromeda_111
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭Andromeda_111


    I'd vote for him. Anything to stop Gaybo from getting the job.


  • #4
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,711 ✭✭✭stimpson


    Don't blame me - I'm voting for Kodos.


  • #5
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    bit disrespectful to call him a fat lad imo :mad::mad::mad::mad:


  • #6
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    bit disrespectful to call him a fat lad imo :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    Yeah...... fatty fatty bum bum instead so.


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  • #7
    ronaneire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,700 ✭✭✭ronaneire


    OK


  • #8
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    mikemac wrote: »
    You can't vote for Gerry Ryan :/


    Why not ?

    I, for one, welcome our new Zombie overlord!!


  • #9
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    mikom wrote: »
    Yeah...... fatty fatty bum bum instead so.

    thats unfair to pidgeon hold him like that :mad: hed be a better president than you. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


  • #10
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    bit disrespectful to call him a fat lad imo :mad::mad::mad::mad:
    .
    Sorry
    Big boned lad?


  • #11
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Matthew23 wrote: »
    thats unfair to pidgeon hold him like that :mad:

    A pidgeon hold?
    Is that like an MMA move?


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  • #12
    Matthew23
    Closed Accounts Posts: 250 ✭✭Matthew23


    mikom wrote: »
    A pidgeon hold?
    Is that like an MMA move?

    :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

    glad your not running for president, youd be so bad youd probably win


  • #13
    Bipolar Joe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,443 ✭✭✭Bipolar Joe


    Socky for prez'?


  • #14
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Lets just make me president. Problem solved.


  • #15
    Spacedog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,775 ✭✭✭Spacedog


    Well, if John Morrison, voice of Dustin the Turkey ran for president, would you give him your no. 1?

    It seems that all the genuine discontent with politicians, and Gaybo up for the job, that a sincere run by the feathered fiend might go well?


  • #16
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,359 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Spacedog wrote: »
    Well, if John Morrison, voice of Dustin the Turkey ran for president, would you give him your no. 1?

    It seems that all the genuine discontent with politicians, and Gaybo up for the job, that a sincere run by the feathered fiend might go well?

    This is the moment, The internet becomes way too powerful and a viral campaign is launched to get a celebrity like Dustin elected. Lets Do It!


  • #17
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Fcuk off.....


  • #18
    kincsem
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭kincsem


    I'll be voting for -

    Fianna Fail candidate
    RTE "celebrity"
    Bleeding heart, conservatioist liberal

    the other one


  • #19
    mikemac
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,967 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Grand_Rajnah wrote: »
    Lets just make me president. Problem solved.

    Any new policies you want to tell us?


  • #20
    opinion guy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,000 ✭✭✭✭opinion guy


    mikemac wrote: »
    Any new policies you want to tell us?

    President doesn't need policies. Just a firm handshake. Hows your handshake Grand_Rajnah ?


  • #21
    Marty McFly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,222 ✭✭✭✭Marty McFly


    Ok i may be having a simple momment here but whos the fat lad?


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  • #22
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    WHO the fuck is this "John Morrison"?


    Dustin is a fuckin talkin turkey!

    aka nothin!

    :mad:


  • #23
    pierrot
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 634 ✭✭✭pierrot


    Thatnastyboy wrote: »
    WHO the fuck is this "John Morrison"?


    Dustin is a fuckin talkin turkey!

    aka nothin!

    :mad:

    Turkey Vulture :P


  • #24
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    I would!



    but I wouldnt really


  • #25
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,651 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    This place has gone to fuck.


  • #26
    Oscar the grouch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭Oscar the grouch


    seriously...is it not time to lob off his head pluck him,stuff him and stick him in the oven...i think dustin has run his course at this stage.....;)


  • #27
    mfceiling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,250 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Pat kenny is a plank
    Gaybo is dead
    Tubridy is skinny
    Twink is a man


    ....think that's dustin pretty much covered for you all...


  • #28
    Thatnastyboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Thatnastyboy


    mfceiling wrote: »
    Pat kenny is a plank
    Gaybo is dead
    Tubridy is skinny
    Twink is a man


    ....think that's dustin pretty much covered for you all...

    :rolleyes:

    Gaybo also owes him a fiver

    and

    Mary Robinson- aka The bauld Mayrser!


  • #29
    30txsbzmcu2k9w
    Closed Accounts Posts: 578 ✭✭✭30txsbzmcu2k9w


    He was funny when he had the whole "I'm a builder thing" about 20 years ago but nowadays Dustin is a d4 socialite lickarse who bangs on about creepy shítstains like Westlife and Louis Walsh like their not at all ghey. He's painfully unfunny these days.


  • #30
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    No. He should stick to the wrestling.


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  • #31
    Alter-Ego
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,324 ✭✭✭Alter-Ego


    If he gets elected will he do the flap flaps?


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