Yore ma for President

recylingbin

Why not? He's as qualified as any of them.

Things going for him:
He lost some weight - shows determination, conviction.
He's been on tv - that's the d4 vote.

erm that's about it.

So yeah, Vote TFLFOT for president.


This has been a party political broadcast on behalf of the "Stop voting for ***** because they've been on tv party."

mikemac

You can't vote for Gerry Ryan

Andromeda_111

I'd vote for him. Anything to stop Gaybo from getting the job.

stimpson

Don't blame me - I'm voting for Kodos.

Matthew23

bit disrespectful to call him a fat lad imo :mad::mad::mad::mad:

mikom

Matthew23 wrote: »

bit disrespectful to call him a fat lad imo :mad::mad::mad::mad:

Yeah...... fatty fatty bum bum instead so.

ronaneire

OK

opinion guy

mikemac wrote: »

You can't vote for Gerry Ryan

Why not ?

I, for one, welcome our new Zombie overlord!!

Matthew23

mikom wrote: »

Yeah...... fatty fatty bum bum instead so.

thats unfair to pidgeon hold him like that :mad: hed be a better president than you. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

recylingbin

Matthew23 wrote: »

bit disrespectful to call him a fat lad imo :mad::mad::mad::mad:

.
Sorry
Big boned lad?

mikom

Matthew23 wrote: »

thats unfair to pidgeon hold him like that :mad:

A pidgeon hold?
Is that like an MMA move?

Matthew23

mikom wrote: »

A pidgeon hold?
Is that like an MMA move?

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

glad your not running for president, youd be so bad youd probably win

Bipolar Joe

Socky for prez'?

G_R

Lets just make me president. Problem solved.

Spacedog

Well, if John Morrison, voice of Dustin the Turkey ran for president, would you give him your no. 1?

It seems that all the genuine discontent with politicians, and Gaybo up for the job, that a sincere run by the feathered fiend might go well?

Wompa1

Spacedog wrote: »

Well, if John Morrison, voice of Dustin the Turkey ran for president, would you give him your no. 1?

It seems that all the genuine discontent with politicians, and Gaybo up for the job, that a sincere run by the feathered fiend might go well?

This is the moment, The internet becomes way too powerful and a viral campaign is launched to get a celebrity like Dustin elected. Lets Do It!

mfceiling

Fcuk off.....

kincsem

I'll be voting for -

Fianna Fail candidate
RTE "celebrity"
Bleeding heart, conservatioist liberal

the other one

mikemac

Grand_Rajnah wrote: »

Lets just make me president. Problem solved.

Any new policies you want to tell us?

opinion guy

mikemac wrote: »

Any new policies you want to tell us?

President doesn't need policies. Just a firm handshake. Hows your handshake Grand_Rajnah ?

Marty McFly

Ok i may be having a simple momment here but whos the fat lad?

Thatnastyboy

WHO the fuck is this "John Morrison"?


Dustin is a fuckin talkin turkey!

aka nothin!

:mad:

pierrot

Thatnastyboy wrote: »

WHO the fuck is this "John Morrison"?


Dustin is a fuckin talkin turkey!

aka nothin!

:mad:

Turkey Vulture :P

Saila

I would!



but I wouldnt really

El Weirdo

This place has gone to fuck.

Oscar the grouch

seriously...is it not time to lob off his head pluck him,stuff him and stick him in the oven...i think dustin has run his course at this stage.....;)

mfceiling

Pat kenny is a plank
Gaybo is dead
Tubridy is skinny
Twink is a man


....think that's dustin pretty much covered for you all...

Thatnastyboy

mfceiling wrote: »

Pat kenny is a plank
Gaybo is dead
Tubridy is skinny
Twink is a man


....think that's dustin pretty much covered for you all...

:rolleyes:

Gaybo also owes him a fiver

and

Mary Robinson- aka The bauld Mayrser!

30txsbzmcu2k9w

He was funny when he had the whole "I'm a builder thing" about 20 years ago but nowadays Dustin is a d4 socialite lickarse who bangs on about creepy shítstains like Westlife and Louis Walsh like their not at all ghey. He's painfully unfunny these days.

Super-Rush

No. He should stick to the wrestling.

Alter-Ego

If he gets elected will he do the flap flaps?

crackcrack30

Why not ? If it has to be someone from the "RTE" household why not Mary Kennedy..................

Bipolar Joe

I'm voting for Sinead, the chick who was Dustin's co-host on DDN.

fuerte1976

crackcrack30 wrote: »

Why not ? If it has to be someone from the "RTE" household why not Mary Kennedy..................

Yes I would ;):D

MetalDog

Wheres the Zig and Zag option?

Spacedog

RTE would support him, as he might save them a budget cut in political leverage... like Gaybo.

I'm all for Zag, but Zig clearly is not presidential material (LOL... 'material')

Phill Ewinn

Poll added. In my pants

CardBordWindow

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

I'm voting for Sinead, the chick who was Dustin's co-host on DDN.

Or that Gerri May one who used be on the Den!

fuerte1976

Phill Ewinn wrote: »

Poll added. In my pants

Lol !

W.Shakes-Beer

No more presidency threads!

To be honest, the race for presidency is a load of bollox.

later12

Now what's the relationship between John Morrisson and Dustin the Turkey? Does Morrisson stick his hand up Dustin's giblets, or just do the voice over, or what?

Was the man ever a taxi driver, in a previous life? He stopped being funny around 1998 (maybe it was him, maybe it was because I turned 12) and ever since then he has always come across as so opinionated and not really a funny or entertaining puppet.

Bad turkey. Bad.

Chuck Stone

I reckon if we pool the resources of Boards.ie we could well have a decent shot at getting some random boardsie elected as president.

I mean if old establishment maids like G** B**ne and M**h**l D. H*g**n have a shot why not a Boardsie?

Could we manage it?

What would we get President Boardsie to do if we got him/her elected?

admiralofthefleet

windsock

bonzodog2

Lucy Kennedy anyone ?

Chuck Stone

We have a nomination already!

Bipolar Joe

Ugh, feck off willya?

KINGVictor

Scofflaw...

Local-womanizer

Please stop with them,

Thanks.

CardBordWindow

KINGVictor wrote: »

Scofflaw...

This country is DOOMED!!!

mattjack

Keith AFC or Junder..

later12

Why not Mary O'Rourke? Or Mary Coughlan? Both have all the qualifications required.