Boobs/Breasts/Tits/Jugs

I would say that smaller is better ... for an example .. people who have sky ... look at hell raisers hand book on Bravo weekday nights (or something like that, presented by a fella called Grub Smith, quite funny sometimes) ... anyway .. they have 3 "mots" lounging around a villa with me man ... one of the women has huge fake tits, another has huge real (well, I reckon they are real) and the last has nice B cups .. or possible small C cups ... now all of the three ladies a good enuf looking ... but the one with the small tits is the winner hands down (hands down to what I amn't saying :eek: )

What have boobs and a train set got in common?

They were both originally designed for kids
but .............................................................................








adults get the most fun out of them.

BTW. Tit's me arse. I am definetly a bum man...

/me waits impatiently for the Slydice special

Originally posted by SyxPak
/me waits impatiently for the Slydice special

i KNOW i swear to god, 2 pages and no pictures... i cant believe it!!!

That a fact?

Theres a few unproven theories, my favourite being that as man moved from sex from behind to "front mounting" over the thousands of years of evolution from monkey man to man the breasts enlarged. The female rear end, curves and cleavage is a stimulus and attracted males when mating from behind. Man, being the man he is, needed better stimulus from the front than just the womans face and so overtime women with bigger breasts became more successful as chest shaped into something similar to a rear end, retriggering that old lust for a bit of curviness while shagging.

I think theres alot of pissed off people around the world who dislike the european domination of what is considered good looking. Alot of people are finally shouting yeay now that the female rear end is getting the sort of exposure they would like. In South America the majority of cosmetic breast operations are to do with breast reduction and not enlargement. Its just the culture around those parts - girls with large breasts aren't as attractive as here. There are no hard and fast rules, genetic or not. We're all attracted to different types of people.

Theres another theory that says we shouldn't be attracted to girls with large breasts at all, since this means they are with child and its only when the breasts reduce that the males should become attractive. This theory apparently holds true for some tribe in Papua New Guinea, an isolated, parallel strand of humanity with no outside influences. Whether this is genetic or cultural is up to question as always.

I do sympathise with a girl who doesn't have any breasts at all, they are up against the tide of acceptability and it can't help for those horny one night stand moments when friends get noticed first because of doubtful clevage. But a good mind and fit figure is something a girl can control and is worth so much more than a set of questionable jugs.

ah christ leave man tits outta this!!!

Here, any chance of getting a Boards.ie Know Your Rack™ sticky going?

/me lives in vain hope....

i think as it goes from experience you cant tell a girl by her breasts . dont care if there the most sexual breasts on the planet cum on viewing type ones if the girl is a bitch i just dont wana know her . personality is mutch better

"Noticeable breasts are attractive to men. "
yep its a distinctive sexual characteristic so animals can tell each other apart. like some women attracted to very hairy muscley men.


"The female rear end, curves and cleavage is a stimulus and attracted males when mating from behind. Man, being the man he is, needed better stimulus from the front than just the womans face and so overtime women with bigger breasts became more successful as chest shaped into something similar to a rear end, retriggering that old lust for a bit of curviness while shagging."

yep there was a program on a few years back about this. women wear red lipstick to mimic their swollen red genitals when they are ready for mating. breasts are pushed up and together to mimic a bum.

if i was a woman i would prefer to have small breasts since when i am 50 they look pretty much the same as when 20. a girl with big breasts hears them hit the floor when she blows out the candles on her 24th birthday.
men who like big breasts normally are after a scaled up version of a perfect medium sized breast, they arent after the reality of sagging hot water bottles with nipples pointing to the floor.
the kelly brookes of this world are rare, hers are on the way south already. the likes of pam anderson and jordan have scaled up versions of nice medium size tits

fake ones can be good, the problem is if you can tell they are fake they are bad, so it is rare that you hear people saying those fake tits look good (unless they are told they are). you'll never know the goods ones. i only recently found a girl who is a foaf had fake ones. they werent big at all but look perfect.

foaf= friend of a friend, or somebody you dont know very well (not enough to know she had fake ones )

peculiar nips also are when one is much bigger than the other. or the ones where the aerola just seems to blend in with the rest of the breast, normally only on big ones