Boobs/Breasts/Tits/Jugs

AngelAine

Whatever you all want to call them I was just wondering what you men actually think of them?
I mean, in reality, would they attract you to a mingin' looking girl? Are they the pulling point??

Drunk pirate

It's because we don't have them and they are curvey. Thats why arses are very appealing.

Kali

They're a bonus... but never make up for a lack of looks/cuteness.

KdjaCL

If i had them id never leave the house

kdjac

GreenHell

Originally posted by AngelAine

I mean, in reality, would they attract you to a mingin' looking girl? Are they the pulling point??

No. But I suppose that point could change after numerous pints and serious liver killing intake of shots.

Pigman II

Beats looking at her face

Sangre

Originally posted by KdjaC
If i had them id never leave the house

kdjac

Like you do anyway :rolleyes:

The Gopher

I saw a thing on E4 the other day with some American guy who had breast implants done as a bet with his friends or something.He wasnt any sort of transexual-he was married with kids and all but he still had a pair of average sized tits as part of this bet.
Needles to say it wasnt very arousing.Particularly the scene where he shaves the hair off them :eek:

As for my opinion a good pair is a plus alright but I wouldnt be attracted to a girl with a large chest and an ugly face.Nice eyes and hair are slightly more important than tits IMHO.

As for arses Ive never seen any major attraction in most cases-I cant distinguish between a nice and bad arse.As long as she will let me up it I aint too bothered:D
Sorry,that was sort of obscene;)

Though I fail to generally distinguish in temrs of quality of arse there are some girls who can really shake it in a horny way.Fcukin love that

Tails

Originally posted by KdjaC
If i had them id never leave the house

I have to agree with KdjaC on that!

mike65

Breasts are great are'nt they...when you're young!

I tend to call them tits or boobs...

mike.

Spiffing

Originally posted by Kali
They're a bonus... but never make up for a lack of looks/cuteness.

This is the truth.

irishgeo

There are not evrything when i look at a women but they do help decide it is a difficult choice.

Everyone is different in many way. A minger with a big tits is alright for fun for a night but thats it.

On the other hand a nice girl with a nice personality with average sized breasts would do me in the long term.

lordsippa

How very odd. I was having this conversation earlier. It turns out even american guys agree with the golden rule:

Anything more than a handful is too much.

Eye candy at times <it's more how well shaped they are compared to size although size CAN make a BIG first impression >. And asses are DAMN fine looking things!

Blitzkrieger

If big breasts matter that much to a guy, he's probably not the sharpest anyway.

Oeneus

I would much rather go out with a very pretty girl with no tits than a girl with a skanky face and large tits!

Offy

I would much rather go out with a very interesting (i.e. a girl that I can talk to) girl with no tits than a girl with no brain!

Caesar_Bojangle

I once had a hour conversation with a girl only looking directly into her face for less than a minute and the other 59 at her titz. It all depends on the size of the girl. Mar thampla i went out with a girl, dead sexy, who would have been roughly 5foot nothing and i could fit her two bad boyz in one of my hands, i.e they were not that big but it didnt put me off, admittedly i have quite big hands but she still had adequately sized yo yo's to satisfy my needs.

Panda

normally referred to baps, boobs, or babylons, occasionally tits.

imo, they're not a pulling point if the rest of the body is mingin.
its not like you're gonna be snoggin her baps,

well..... :rolleyes:

a lot of mingin girls have big boobs and tbh they're not everything.
however, a nice ass is always good.

wiensta

theyre a sign of fertility, big tits= more fertile = better chance of a healthy/well fed child= better chance of the survival of the species.

I know that shouldnt be our concern with 6billion people leeching off our fragile planet, but its simply an inborn urge to lean towards women with bigger breasts.

Viva la humano racio!

Gordon

Fertility isn't a scientific fact surely is it? Have the "scientists" proved this? I know that small breasts by no means reduces milk production for example. Also I doubt it has anything to do with animalistic tendencies as Historical artwork has been in a majority through the ages (that are recorded) with small breasts as being more beautiful. Just take a look at some old nude paintings.*

I think that it is all a big marketing ploy. Or "Fashion" if you will.


*I can get references if needed (as long as I have my very cool Richard Zacks book)

Turner

I dont like breasts too big or too small. I like a girl who is proud of her breasts no matter what they look like.
When I look at a girl I tend to look at the behind first. You get caught too easilly looking at breasts.

seamus

Originally posted by Gordon
I think that it is all a big marketing ploy. Or "Fashion" if you will.

Probably. What men find attractive is usually based on popular fashion - the chubby phases of the 18th century, the curvy phase of the 80's and the (minging) really skinny phase of the 90's, for example. I think the main attraction to women with big breasts is that men seem to think (unconsciously) that women with bigger breasts are more 'up for it' or better 'goers' (no, seriously). Take Jordan, and that other silly yoke who shags all the british footballers - they are the epitomy of why some men think big breasts = slapper.

Personally, a B cup is perfect. D is fine, A is ok, and C looks really good on small women. Anything bigger is just going to get in the way.

p

Originally posted by wiensta
theyre a sign of fertility, big tits= more fertile = better chance of a healthy/well fed child= better chance of the survival of the species.
*snip*
but its simply an inborn urge to lean towards women with bigger breasts.


I don't think that's right at all since women's breast grow to cope with their children when they have them.

On a side note though, I think our social dynamics make a lot of these 'facts' in applicable.

- Kevin

Rastlin

Did you ever notice that a nice cute girl with small or average size tits have a better sence of humour and are better crack to be around. Where as cute girls with big tits are too full of themselves. Anyway, as has been said before, more then a handful is a waste.

logic1

Originally posted by Rastlin
Did you ever notice that a nice cute girl with small or average size tits have a better sence of humour and are better crack to be around.

No.

.logic.

Kell

Legs and arses do it for me personally, and tits coming in second place. My decision to shag someone certainly wouldn't be based on how nice their tits are, unles she has a pair of those olympic ski high-jump ones. Mmmmmnnnnnnn. I certainly wouldent say that they are the basis to decide whether you hit on someone or not, although a mate cant get past the idea of small ones. He gets really freaked by it and has actually dropped relationships over tit.

mada999

yeah, I'm a boob man, i like women with big boobs,

Thats all

scojones

I LIKE BIG BOOBS AND I CANNOT LIE!

Gordon

Anyone interested in fake breasts? One friend of mine used to really like going out with ladies with fake breasts, another friend didn't like them as they felt like groping a soft car tyre.

Samba

Hooter, titties and so many more.


They dont count for everything, but I must admit it is nice seeing a very big breasted woman bounce up and down

Don1

Mmmm running!!!! But seriously, shape over size. Any day.
Order of preference:
Perosnality,
Face,
Body (in general),
Teeth (!!!),
Breast shape,
Ass,
Breast size.

BigEejit

I would say that smaller is better ... for an example .. people who have sky ... look at hell raisers hand book on Bravo weekday nights (or something like that, presented by a fella called Grub Smith, quite funny sometimes) ... anyway .. they have 3 "mots" lounging around a villa with me man ... one of the women has huge fake tits, another has huge real (well, I reckon they are real) and the last has nice B cups .. or possible small C cups ... now all of the three ladies a good enuf looking ... but the one with the small tits is the winner hands down (hands down to what I amn't saying :eek: )

Oeneus

GODDAMN IT I really hate fake tits! Why any girl (or guy:)) would do it is beyond me. It makes me sick! ergh!

Hobart

What have boobs and a train set got in common?

They were both originally designed for kids
but .............................................................................








adults get the most fun out of them.

BTW. Tit's me arse. I am definetly a bum man...

Victor

My only real criteria are (1) that they are there, (2) they have good definition (3) they are balanced. I would definitely go for definition over size.

po0k

/me waits impatiently for the Slydice special

oeNeo

Big boobs are just silly looking imo

Fake boobs can be ok eg. the blonde wan from breast men!

Seraphina

Originally posted by SyxPak
/me waits impatiently for the Slydice special

i KNOW i swear to god, 2 pages and no pictures... i cant believe it!!!

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar

boobs are nice

*nod*

I like em

wiensta

gordon: I wouldtve thought It either. I think I read it from Manwatching by Desmond Morris; its a fantastic book on human behaviour.

Of course, people CAN have preferences. HUGE tits dont wean overwhelming fertility. It just means obesity (or 2 bags of silicone).

Naturally, thats all just theory (and quite believable IMO) , and I can perfectly understand how any person could have different opinions on breasts. (Look at lesbians, theyre hardly lookin for a high chance of reproduction)

Victor

Originally posted by wiensta
theyre a sign of fertility

It's a self perpetuating fallacy (or is that phallacy). Noticeable breasts are attractive to men. Consequently those women reproduced more, to the exclusion of smaller breasted women. This went on an on over the generations. It's a bit like Peacocks having fancy feathers to attract the females.

Greenbean

That a fact?

Theres a few unproven theories, my favourite being that as man moved from sex from behind to "front mounting" over the thousands of years of evolution from monkey man to man the breasts enlarged. The female rear end, curves and cleavage is a stimulus and attracted males when mating from behind. Man, being the man he is, needed better stimulus from the front than just the womans face and so overtime women with bigger breasts became more successful as chest shaped into something similar to a rear end, retriggering that old lust for a bit of curviness while shagging.

I think theres alot of pissed off people around the world who dislike the european domination of what is considered good looking. Alot of people are finally shouting yeay now that the female rear end is getting the sort of exposure they would like. In South America the majority of cosmetic breast operations are to do with breast reduction and not enlargement. Its just the culture around those parts - girls with large breasts aren't as attractive as here. There are no hard and fast rules, genetic or not. We're all attracted to different types of people.

Theres another theory that says we shouldn't be attracted to girls with large breasts at all, since this means they are with child and its only when the breasts reduce that the males should become attractive. This theory apparently holds true for some tribe in Papua New Guinea, an isolated, parallel strand of humanity with no outside influences. Whether this is genetic or cultural is up to question as always.

I do sympathise with a girl who doesn't have any breasts at all, they are up against the tide of acceptability and it can't help for those horny one night stand moments when friends get noticed first because of doubtful clevage. But a good mind and fit figure is something a girl can control and is worth so much more than a set of questionable jugs.

Oeneus

Did anyone ever see that episode of Graham Norton when he found a website dedicated to Man tits?

Seraphina

ah christ leave man tits outta this!!!

Shad0r

In answer to your question AngelAine I think most men can be broken down into two types:

Those who prefer boobs and those who prefer asses (and legs. usually they go hand in hand)

Usually its a choice as I think very few women really have naturally big tits and a lovely ass and legs.

Personally I prefer a woman with a nice ass and legs and a little waist, but I have many friends who love boobs above all else

Well actually without personality, tits and ass will only go so far.

po0k

Here, any chance of getting a Boards.ie Know Your Rack™ sticky going?

/me lives in vain hope....

Samba

Im worried by the lack of reference to Personality in this thread

elexes

i think as it goes from experience you cant tell a girl by her breasts . dont care if there the most sexual breasts on the planet cum on viewing type ones if the girl is a bitch i just dont wana know her . personality is mutch better

Samba

Personality at the end of the day wins me over, but I would be more inclined to go and chat up a nice looking woman over a medi-ocre looking one, but everyone has there own taste and definition of good looking, im not one to like the Barbie type girl.

I tend to go for that little bit of Mystique which some have


I went out with a gorgeous looking model for about 2 weeks and that was all I could take, she had a perfect body etc, but she was a complete air head with nothing interesting to say, one who would be best suited as a Trophy Wife/mistress/Girlfriend.

pickarooney

On the boobs/fertility thang:

Chinese ladies' breasts - small.
Chinese population - big.

My personal preference is for a harmonious tit/ass balance.

po0k

with a low nark coefficient....