Interesting World Country Map By Penis Size

Saila · 09-08-2011 05:41PM

according to that my 8 inch cock doesnt even register :eek:

lies! :mad:

Dr_H.Lecter_ · 09-08-2011 05:46PM

This is a load of b0ll1x.

8===D

Hank_Jones · 09-08-2011 05:50PM

How do they research this...

Really wouldn't want to be the person who has to do the ehhh, leg work.

aujopimur · 09-08-2011 05:51PM

I heard that some Irish guys have only nine inches.

tororosso · 09-08-2011 06:05PM

All those small lads don't seem to stop China and India populating like mad!

masadjie · 09-08-2011 11:16PM

tororosso wrote: »

All those small lads don't seem to stop China and India populating like mad!

Maybe they keep exercise and won't stop until they get theirs bigger :P

tweedledee · 09-08-2011 11:21PM

Strange,it shows that Poland has much bigger dicks than Ireland!!!!!!!But arn't all the Polish dicks now in Ireland???????
This ehh,pole must have been done pre-2005...;)

galwayrush · 09-08-2011 11:25PM

FFS India, looks like 4" can do enough damage ,in terms of there being amost a billion of the feckers.

CrackisWhack · 09-08-2011 11:35PM

S.Korea 3.8"

Teyla Emmagan · 09-08-2011 11:41PM

Saila wrote: »

according to that my 8 inch cock doesnt even register :eek:

lies! :mad:

No way? I always thought you were a girl...

Begorrah · 09-08-2011 11:42PM

A lot of people reading this presume the map is in inches since the dong itself is obviously Imperial. It's not but it is funny that you didn't question it. Mean boners are 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length according to wikipedia.

The_Minister · 10-08-2011 12:46AM

Irish average is only 5 inches?

Smaller than most other countries?

That has to be far too low.

jimthemental · 10-08-2011 01:12AM

Jesus the Irish average suffered because of me. I'm sorry people, it got caught in my shoelaces again so they couldn't measure me.:(

Son Of A Vidic · 10-08-2011 02:24AM

CardBordWindow wrote: »

Only men with a penis worth measuring!

Looking at the various sizes on the chart, none were worth measuring. A confidence boosting thread if there ever was one.

k.p.h · 10-08-2011 02:36AM

tororosso wrote: »

All those small lads don't seem to stop China and India populating like mad!

They can shlip em in on da shly

stupidusername · 10-08-2011 08:22AM

Thanks to this thread (i'm guessing) I had a dream that part of the census was to get an average size of the men i'd had sex with.

Scanlas The 2nd · 10-08-2011 08:36AM

I wonder how many men there are out there who never measured their penis. I think I measured mine first when I was 13.

holystungun9 · 10-08-2011 10:43AM

Quazzie wrote: »

Why is the UK (28.70) over twice the length of Ireland(12.78)?

I suspect this map was produced in the UK.

I suspect they are including the length of the penis stuck up their hole and adding it to their own.

And the one up their jacksy is prob 20 - 21.

watna · 10-08-2011 11:46AM

What states were the penises in when measured, interested or erm, not interested? It could be skewing the results!

also, interesting that men in Canada have bigger penises than the States and men in NZ have bigger penises than the Aussies!

mackg · 10-08-2011 11:49AM

Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!
Penis!

That is all

wild_cat · 10-08-2011 11:54AM

The_Minister wrote: »

Irish average is only 5 inches?

Smaller than most other countries?

That has to be far too low.

There's a few Irish lads bringing that average right down I can tell you that.....

Emme · 10-08-2011 12:18PM

5 inches, that's pathetic!!! :eek: No wonder so many Irish men go for Asian women to make them feel like BIG MEN. And why so many Irish women go for foreign men!:D:D

Actually they should do that study in Ireland again with two groups of men, one regular drinkers and one teetotallers. I bet the regular drinkers would measure way short of the teetotallers! I'm convinced it's the high alcohol consumption that's causing the shortcomings of Irish men.

Now I'm off to France (6.3 inches) or the Netherlands (6.2 inches), the Congo (7 inches) is too far for me to travel. And I'm sorry now I turned down that gorgeous Lebanese fella a while back (6.6 inches).

Has anyone got any anecdotal evidence

to back up these figures?

10-08-2011 12:36PM

Emme wrote: »

5 inches, that's pathetic!!! :eek: No wonder so many Irish men go for Asian women to make them feel like BIG MEN. And why so many Irish women go for foreign men!:D:D

Actually they should do that study in Ireland again with two groups of men, one regular drinkers and one teetotallers. I bet the regular drinkers would measure way short of the teetotallers! I'm convinced it's the high alcohol consumption that's causing the shortcomings of Irish men.

Now I'm off to France (6.3 inches) or the Netherlands (6.2 inches), the Congo (7 inches) is too far for me to travel. And I'm sorry now I turned down that gorgeous Lebanese fella a while back (6.6 inches).

Has anyone got any anecdotal evidence to back up these figures?

You really dont have to go that far

Emme · 10-08-2011 01:03PM

Deleted User wrote: »

You really dont have to go that far

France isn't far, and I hope that they didn't measure the Eiffel tower and take that into account in the figures, that's like something the French would do. I might go to the Netherlands instead just in case.

Teyla Emmagan · 10-08-2011 01:19PM

Emme wrote: »

France isn't far, and I hope that they didn't measure the Eiffel tower and take that into account in the figures, that's like something the French would do. I might go to the Netherlands instead just in case.

Or you could stay in the country and take nixmix up on his offer...

smokedeels · 10-08-2011 01:24PM

Emme wrote: »

France isn't far, and I hope that they didn't measure the Eiffel tower and take that into account in the figures, that's like something the French would do. I might go to the Netherlands instead just in case.

In fairness we measured The Spire, which is the nickname I gave my penis.

Emme · 10-08-2011 01:29PM

smokedeels wrote: »

In fairness we measured The Spire, which is the nickname I gave my penis.

So taking The Spire into account the average in Ireland is 5 inches???

:eek:

I'm emigrating.

pappyodaniel · 10-08-2011 01:31PM

Emme wrote: »

5 inches, that's pathetic!!! :eek: No wonder so many Irish men go for Asian women to make them feel like BIG MEN. And why so many Irish women go for foreign men!:D:D

So all Irish men have small lads and the Irish wimmins have big, wide gees. Sounds about right.

smokedeels · 10-08-2011 01:34PM

Emme wrote: »

So taking The Spire into account the average in Ireland is 5 inches??? :eek:

I'm emigrating.

You haven't seen the "Vagina depth by Country" map. If you Irish girls didn't have such large ones you could remain on this Island and be moderately satisfied every fortnight.

stovelid · 10-08-2011 01:38PM

Sucks to be South Korean...

Or doesn't as the case may be.

Interesting World Country Map By Penis Size

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