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Interesting World Country Map By Penis Size

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    masadjie wrote: »
    Here is the link
    http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=3073
    I don't know where the data coming from. Use the information wisely.

    Was someone checking out where their next holiday is going to be :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    Anyone fancy a road trip to Hungary?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    why would you say body size, when it's penis size?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    The Sudan eh? Big on wangs small on every other body part.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    phasers wrote: »
    Anyone fancy a road trip to Hungary?

    I've flight, car hire and hotel deluxe orgy room booked. Those all in one deals save so much hassle :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭Feeona


    The Centre of Penis Research seems to be based in NUI Galway. The last test was conducted there in '99. China haven't updated their research since 1953


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 425 ✭✭TheRiddler


    Off to Ghana for some mega cock, see ya later


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    TheRiddler wrote: »
    Off to Ghana for some mega cock, see ya later

    Over there you'll be the one getting riddled


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Title amended to Penis from Body


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,315 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    Why is the UK (28.70) over twice the length of Ireland(12.78)?

    I suspect this map was produced in the UK.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Ha ha, the Brits have no penis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    phasers wrote: »
    Anyone fancy a road trip to Hungary?

    Nah. Anything more than Chile is a waste.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 827 ✭✭✭Wolflikeme


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Why is the UK (28.70) over twice the length of Ireland(12.78)?

    I suspect this map was produced in the UK.

    This map seems perfectly viable to me. That's what I like about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    I dont get it, did EVERY MAN have their Penis measured? I dont remember it happening to me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭masadjie


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Why is the UK (28.70) over twice the length of Ireland(12.78)?

    Just notice, There are two source of data for UK, one is 13.97 (1996 data )and another one is 14.73 (2008 data). So the number (28.70) is just summation of both data. That's way the map color is grey (out of coverage from the defined color).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55 ✭✭Marty_Orr


    according to Forbes Britain are 28th highest for having the most people overweight. with 63.8% so i highly doubt that their penises are that big


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 228 ✭✭starch4ser


    seems to tie in with ethnicity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,199 ✭✭✭CardBordWindow


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    I dont get it, did EVERY MAN have their Penis measured? I dont remember it happening to me!
    Only men with a penis worth measuring!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 965 ✭✭✭CucaFace


    I wonder do they have the same map for flap size?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    lol
    according to that I should have the biggest schlong in the world! yippeeeee


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    lol
    according to that I should have the biggest schlong in the world! yippeeeee

    Your laughing out loud at the idea you have a big dick?:p


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    mackg wrote: »
    Your laughing out loud at the idea you have a big dick?:p

    That according to the map everyone elses is smaller :)
    I can dream cant I!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,270 ✭✭✭✭J. Marston


    I'm off to Asia, the ladies will appreciate my colossal mickey.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,397 ✭✭✭Paparazzo


    Looks like the Irish curse is real


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    Interesting world map by inclination to being a lying barsteward, more like


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,048 ✭✭✭Da Shins Kelly


    Some nice 7-inchers in the Congo. Too bad they like forcing it on you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭wayfarers


    cosmicfart wrote: »
    I dont get it, did EVERY MAN have their Penis measured? I dont remember it happening to me!

    Well according to the boffins behind the report they sent Glenda Gilson around the world and she got all this information 'first hand', or two hands and her mouth in the case of Chile, Hungary and all the other 9" plus countries.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,461 ✭✭✭✭The_Kew_Tour


    I say twas the Catholic Church :p:o:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    Only men with a penis worth measuring!

    Ive never met a man with a penis id didnt know ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,298 ✭✭✭cosmicfart


    wayfarers wrote: »
    Well according to the boffins behind the report they sent Glenda Gilson around the world and she got all this information 'first hand', or two hands and her mouth in the case of Chile, Hungary and all the other 9" plus countries.


    nice she could size me up for a measuring any day :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    according to that my 8 inch cock doesnt even register :eek:


    lies! :mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18 Dr_H.Lecter_


    This is a load of b0ll1x.

    8===D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    How do they research this...

    Really wouldn't want to be the person who has to do the ehhh, leg work.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,953 ✭✭✭aujopimur


    I heard that some Irish guys have only nine inches.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 ✭✭tororosso


    All those small lads don't seem to stop China and India populating like mad! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 135 ✭✭masadjie


    tororosso wrote: »
    All those small lads don't seem to stop China and India populating like mad! :D

    Maybe they keep exercise and won't stop until they get theirs bigger :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 435 ✭✭tweedledee


    Strange,it shows that Poland has much bigger dicks than Ireland!!!!!!!But arn't all the Polish dicks now in Ireland???????
    This ehh,pole must have been done pre-2005...;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    FFS India, looks like 4" can do enough damage ,in terms of there being amost a billion of the feckers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 852 ✭✭✭CrackisWhack


    S.Korea 3.8" :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,641 ✭✭✭Teyla Emmagan


    Saila wrote: »
    according to that my 8 inch cock doesnt even register :eek:


    lies! :mad:

    No way? I always thought you were a girl...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6 Begorrah


    A lot of people reading this presume the map is in inches since the dong itself is obviously Imperial. It's not but it is funny that you didn't question it. Mean boners are 12.9–15.0 cm (5.1–5.9 in) in length according to wikipedia.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    Irish average is only 5 inches?

    Smaller than most other countries?

    That has to be far too low.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,004 ✭✭✭jimthemental


    Jesus the Irish average suffered because of me. I'm sorry people, it got caught in my shoelaces again so they couldn't measure me.:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Only men with a penis worth measuring!

    Looking at the various sizes on the chart, none were worth measuring. A confidence boosting thread if there ever was one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,645 ✭✭✭k.p.h


    tororosso wrote: »
    All those small lads don't seem to stop China and India populating like mad! :D

    They can shlip em in on da shly ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Thanks to this thread (i'm guessing) I had a dream that part of the census was to get an average size of the men i'd had sex with.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Scanlas The 2nd


    I wonder how many men there are out there who never measured their penis. I think I measured mine first when I was 13.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,933 ✭✭✭holystungun9


    Quazzie wrote: »
    Why is the UK (28.70) over twice the length of Ireland(12.78)?

    I suspect this map was produced in the UK.

    I suspect they are including the length of the penis stuck up their hole and adding it to their own.


    And the one up their jacksy is prob 20 - 21.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,367 ✭✭✭✭watna


    What states were the penises in when measured, interested or erm, not interested? It could be skewing the results! :)

    also, interesting that men in Canada have bigger penises than the States and men in NZ have bigger penises than the Aussies!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,938 ✭✭✭mackg


    Penis!
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    Penis!
    Penis!
    Penis!
    Penis!
    Penis!
    Penis!
    Penis!

    That is all


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