If After Hours existed in real life..

Saila · 09-08-2011 03:36AM

grammer nazis would be given there own forum room somewere far far away

--LOS-- · 09-08-2011 05:19AM

I would finally have a penis

why we all would

stupidusername · 09-08-2011 08:38AM

There'd constantly be people going from one conversation to another saying I wasn't here for the start of the conversation but this is my opinion...

Frank Black · 09-08-2011 09:01AM

A large group of people would form in a corner of the room and have an argument about Madeline McCann's disappearance that went on for days, nobody would have a clue of the actual facts but would argue with absolute certainty of their opinion.

Another group would have multiple copies of the Sunday Independent spread out and would be pouring over articles and attempting to get really, really annoyed about them.
A third group would be loudly and drunkenly discussing who would win in a fight between a Roma beggar, A Nigerian Refugee and a Traveler (obviously the Traveler).

Suddenly a callow youth would appear in the doorway. “Em Sorry” he would timidly say “There’s this girl I really fancy and I don’t know what to do about it”.

Suddenly all arguments would stop and everyone would gather round this young chap, arms would be placed around shoulders, sage advice offered, hair would be ruffled and anecdotes told about past experiences. The chap would leave a wiser more confident young man. He would ask out the girl, she would say yes, they’d get married and we’d all get invited to the wedding where we’d get drunk and have a massive punch up.
God Bless You All.

stupidusername · 09-08-2011 09:11AM

black francis wrote: »

A large group of people would form in a corner of the room and have an argument about Madeline McCann's disappearance that went on for days, nobody would have a clue of the actual facts but would argue with absolute certainty of their opinion.

Another group would have multiple copies of the Sunday Independent spread out and would be pouring over articles and attempting to get really, really annoyed about them.
A third group would be loudly and drunkenly discussing who would win in a fight between a Roma beggar, A Nigerian Refugee and a Traveler (obviously the Traveler).

Suddenly a callow youth would appear in the doorway. “Em Sorry” he would timidly say “There’s this girl I really fancy and I don’t know what to do about it”.

Suddenly all arguments would stop and everyone would gather round this young chap, arms would be placed around shoulders, sage advice offered, hair would be ruffled and anecdotes told about past experiences. The chap would leave a wiser more confident young man. He would ask out the girl, she would say yes, they’d get married and we’d all get invited to the wedding where we’d get drunk and have a massive punch up.
God Bless You All.

n'awh!

(I'd put a tenner on the Nigerian)

--Kaiser-- · 09-08-2011 09:55AM

There would be a lot more punning.
I find there isn't enough punning in real life, and when I do make a pun, people groan as if it's not funny, when in reality they are expressing dismay that they don't have my rapier wit

Dyr · 09-08-2011 09:58AM

dr.bollocko wrote: »

People wouldn't find it so easy to be total dicks. Because it's easy to be a dick on the internet.

Fun too.

CrazyRabbit · 09-08-2011 01:32PM

Anonymous people would walk up to you and ask advice about their personal lives.

There would be no porn.

When you tried to talk about certain topics, you'd be bundled into the boot of a car an dumped in an area of the country where that topic of conversation was allowed.

80% of the population would walk around pretending to be something they aren't.

Oh, and we'd all be meeting up in a pub in Galway for drinks....oh wait.