If After Hours existed in real life..

El_Dangeroso

..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.

What else?

looky loo

Everybody would look like the cast of 'One Flew over the cuckoos nest'..:)

ball

Would be like having mates

W.Shakes-Beer

It would look like a pack of mental patients who were given viagra instead of valium.

chin_grin

ball wrote: »

Would be like having mates

D'awwwwwwwwww.

dr.bollocko

People wouldn't find it so easy to be total dicks. Because it's easy to be a dick on the internet.

But if they did it in real life nobody would want them or play with their peepee / vagoo.

Samich

Never knew this was all fake

FunkZ

If AH existed in real life, it would probably be a nightclub full of pricks :P

chin_grin

FunkZ wrote: »

If AH existed in real life, it would probably be a nightclub full of pricks.

WHAT?

passion

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.

What else?

The whole crowd will jabber on until homer says something profound and wise:)

Cill Dara Abu

There would be piss everywhere

joshrogan

It would be a demonic cult.

The King of Moo

No-one would be willing to mop up all the piss from all the blasting. EDIT: Beaten to it!

The word "thanks" would lose all meaning and you'd be driven crazy as you'd constantly hear it in the background on top of all the times you say it yourself.

You'd come across a contentious conversation and have a contribution on the tip of your tongue when the conversation is abruptly stopped as you try to answer.

Skerries

thanks whores will be checking their pockets every 5 minutes to see if they received any thanks

El_Dangeroso

Thought of another one:

You'd want to join a conversation as you had something witty to say but seeing as it had been going on for hours no one is going to hear what you say.

The King of Moo

You'd reply to a point someone makes that you disagree with, only to discover once you'd said it that they'd actually said it four years ago and you're alone in the corner talking to yourself.

Princess Peach

This isn't real life?

What have I been missing?

4zn76tysfajdxp

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.

What else?

Grammatical mistakes would remain uncorrected and wouldn't be pointed out.

wolf moon

El_Dangeroso wrote: »

..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.

I don't understand... Why not to raise those subjects? And why punch in the face for "yore ma"? Just relax..... :rolleyes:

SuperInfinity

I think this thread is good material for: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056351088

soyawhatsup

There wouldn't be a single female within a 500 mile radius

Wibbs

dr.bollocko wrote: »

People wouldn't find it so easy to be total dicks. Because it's easy to be a dick on the internet.

But if they did it in real life nobody would want them or play with their peepee / vagoo.

Not necessarily...

Riddle101

I reckon it would be something like this, except in an After Hours way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LK7hKTP9gg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Uvc4mkmO0

Biggins

Samich wrote: »

Never knew this was all fake

Its all a dream - have you not seen The Matrix?

decisions

The world would be a be a better place... After everyone gOt used to the smell of piss and the constant use of the Phrases" Yore Ma "and "thanks"

Standard Toaster

Keith would be a real life Judge Dredd and Pighead would no longer talk in the 3rd person.

recylingbin

There would be no winners, only losers. A bit like the green party.

wil

What if real life existed in After Hours...




Real Life After Hours beta testing in London and Brum right now:eek:

Brennaldo II

It should exist..

There should be a national After Hours day, were we all meet up in Dublin and have the laugh... (not in a London riot kinda way though )

El Sorab

soyawhatsup wrote: »

There wouldn't be a single female within a 500 mile radius

And any of the ones outside the 500 mile radius are militant feminazi atheists

Pdfile

If AH really existed... mods would have shotguns, but no ammo...


still give ye a good smack tho.

Saila

grammer nazis would be given there own forum room somewere far far away

--LOS--

I would finally have a penis

why we all would

stupidusername

There'd constantly be people going from one conversation to another saying I wasn't here for the start of the conversation but this is my opinion...

Frank Black

A large group of people would form in a corner of the room and have an argument about Madeline McCann's disappearance that went on for days, nobody would have a clue of the actual facts but would argue with absolute certainty of their opinion.

Another group would have multiple copies of the Sunday Independent spread out and would be pouring over articles and attempting to get really, really annoyed about them.
A third group would be loudly and drunkenly discussing who would win in a fight between a Roma beggar, A Nigerian Refugee and a Traveler (obviously the Traveler).

Suddenly a callow youth would appear in the doorway. “Em Sorry” he would timidly say “There’s this girl I really fancy and I don’t know what to do about it”.

Suddenly all arguments would stop and everyone would gather round this young chap, arms would be placed around shoulders, sage advice offered, hair would be ruffled and anecdotes told about past experiences. The chap would leave a wiser more confident young man. He would ask out the girl, she would say yes, they’d get married and we’d all get invited to the wedding where we’d get drunk and have a massive punch up.
God Bless You All.

stupidusername

black francis wrote: »

A large group of people would form in a corner of the room and have an argument about Madeline McCann's disappearance that went on for days, nobody would have a clue of the actual facts but would argue with absolute certainty of their opinion.

Another group would have multiple copies of the Sunday Independent spread out and would be pouring over articles and attempting to get really, really annoyed about them.
A third group would be loudly and drunkenly discussing who would win in a fight between a Roma beggar, A Nigerian Refugee and a Traveler (obviously the Traveler).

Suddenly a callow youth would appear in the doorway. “Em Sorry” he would timidly say “There’s this girl I really fancy and I don’t know what to do about it”.

Suddenly all arguments would stop and everyone would gather round this young chap, arms would be placed around shoulders, sage advice offered, hair would be ruffled and anecdotes told about past experiences. The chap would leave a wiser more confident young man. He would ask out the girl, she would say yes, they’d get married and we’d all get invited to the wedding where we’d get drunk and have a massive punch up.
God Bless You All.

n'awh!

(I'd put a tenner on the Nigerian)

--Kaiser--

There would be a lot more punning.
I find there isn't enough punning in real life, and when I do make a pun, people groan as if it's not funny, when in reality they are expressing dismay that they don't have my rapier wit

Dyr

dr.bollocko wrote: »

People wouldn't find it so easy to be total dicks. Because it's easy to be a dick on the internet.

Fun too.

CrazyRabbit

Anonymous people would walk up to you and ask advice about their personal lives.

There would be no porn.

When you tried to talk about certain topics, you'd be bundled into the boot of a car an dumped in an area of the country where that topic of conversation was allowed.

80% of the population would walk around pretending to be something they aren't.

Oh, and we'd all be meeting up in a pub in Galway for drinks....oh wait.

maxxie

Then most of you guys would have a life.

Guill

We would all be pranking each other like this.

bonzodog2

Guill wrote: »

We would all be pranking each other like this.

Ah, the old link-that-isn't trick eh ?
My, how we laughed.

talla10

It would end in mass murder, smart comments and buckets of piss.


Sign me up

Turtyturd

People wouldn't be so quick to namecheck other people as if they were some kind of minor celebrity.