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If After Hours existed in real life..

  • 08-08-2011 11:19PM
    #1
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭


    ..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.

    What else?


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  • #2
    looky loo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    Everybody would look like the cast of 'One Flew over the cuckoos nest'..:)


  • #3
    ball
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 479 ✭✭ball


    Would be like having mates


  • #4
    W.Shakes-Beer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,975 ✭✭✭W.Shakes-Beer


    It would look like a pack of mental patients who were given viagra instead of valium.


  • #5
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    ball wrote: »
    Would be like having mates

    D'awwwwwwwwww.


  • #6
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,948 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    People wouldn't find it so easy to be total dicks. Because it's easy to be a dick on the internet.

    But if they did it in real life nobody would want them or play with their peepee / vagoo.


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  • #7
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Never knew this was all fake :(


  • #8
    FunkZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,179 ✭✭✭FunkZ


    If AH existed in real life, it would probably be a nightclub full of pricks :P


  • #9
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    FunkZ wrote: »
    If AH existed in real life, it would probably be a nightclub full of pricks.

    WHAT?


  • #10
    passion
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34 ✭passion


    El_Dangeroso wrote: »
    ..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.

    What else?


    The whole crowd will jabber on until homer says something profound and wise:)


  • #11
    Cill Dara Abu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,851 ✭✭✭Cill Dara Abu


    There would be piss everywhere


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  • #12
    joshrogan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭joshrogan


    It would be a demonic cult.


  • #13
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    No-one would be willing to mop up all the piss from all the blasting. EDIT: Beaten to it!

    The word "thanks" would lose all meaning and you'd be driven crazy as you'd constantly hear it in the background on top of all the times you say it yourself.

    You'd come across a contentious conversation and have a contribution on the tip of your tongue when the conversation is abruptly stopped as you try to answer.


  • #14
    Skerries
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,014 ✭✭✭✭Skerries


    thanks whores will be checking their pockets every 5 minutes to see if they received any thanks
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  • #15
    El_Dangeroso
    Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 5,620 ✭✭✭El_Dangeroso


    Thought of another one:

    You'd want to join a conversation as you had something witty to say but seeing as it had been going on for hours no one is going to hear what you say.


  • #16
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    You'd reply to a point someone makes that you disagree with, only to discover once you'd said it that they'd actually said it four years ago and you're alone in the corner talking to yourself.


  • #17
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    This isn't real life? :confused:

    What have I been missing?


  • #18
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    El_Dangeroso wrote: »
    ..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.

    What else?

    Grammatical mistakes would remain uncorrected and wouldn't be pointed out.


  • #19
    wolf moon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 644 ✭✭✭wolf moon


    El_Dangeroso wrote: »
    ..No one would ever bring up contentious topics like abortion or religion and anyone who said yo're ma would get punched right in the face.
    I don't understand... Why not to raise those subjects? And why punch in the face for "yore ma"? Just relax..... :rolleyes:


  • #20
    SuperInfinity
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,449 ✭✭✭SuperInfinity


    I think this thread is good material for: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056351088


  • #21
    soyawhatsup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 92 ✭✭soyawhatsup


    There wouldn't be a single female within a 500 mile radius


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  • #22
    Wibbs
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,386 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    dr.bollocko wrote: »
    People wouldn't find it so easy to be total dicks. Because it's easy to be a dick on the internet.

    But if they did it in real life nobody would want them or play with their peepee / vagoo.
    Not necessarily...

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • #23
    Riddle101
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,669 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    I reckon it would be something like this, except in an After Hours way

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LK7hKTP9gg

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9Uvc4mkmO0


  • #24
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Samich wrote: »
    Never knew this was all fake :(
    Its all a dream - have you not seen The Matrix? :D


  • #25
    decisions
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭decisions


    The world would be a be a better place... After everyone gOt used to the smell of piss and the constant use of the Phrases" Yore Ma "and "thanks"


  • #26
    Standard Toaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,291 ✭✭✭✭Standard Toaster


    Keith would be a real life Judge Dredd and Pighead would no longer talk in the 3rd person.


  • #27
    recylingbin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,001 ✭✭✭recylingbin


    There would be no winners, only losers. A bit like the green party.


  • #28
    wil
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,188 ✭✭✭wil


    What if real life existed in After Hours...




    Real Life After Hours beta testing in London and Brum right now:eek:


  • #29
    Brennaldo II
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 46 ✭Brennaldo II


    It should exist..

    There should be a national After Hours day, were we all meet up in Dublin and have the laugh... (not in a London riot kinda way though :p)


  • #30
    El Sorab
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭El Sorab


    soyawhatsup wrote: »
    There wouldn't be a single female within a 500 mile radius

    And any of the ones outside the 500 mile radius are militant feminazi atheists


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  • #31
    Pdfile
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,114 ✭✭✭Pdfile


    If AH really existed... mods would have shotguns, but no ammo...


    still give ye a good smack tho.


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