What's the worst/most embarassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

Moriarty · 02-02-2003 03:24AM

^ post reminded me of when, a few years ago, i clung to the floor for dear life, thinking if i let go id fly off into the air. Rather ... intresting.. experience.

Kell · 03-02-2003 01:28PM

Funny but embarrassing ones-

An on the piss sit in resulted in my best mate finding me in the jax, trousers round ankles, head stuffed & stuck in bathroom bin

Passed out on the sofa a few years ago at another party to wake up hours later minus clothing and to find out that a video had been shot of my de-robing

Telling a friend at a party that I loved her and I would love to shag her brains out if only she looked a bit like another girl

Shagging some girl in the ladies jax of La Cave on Sth Ann Street that I had met about 1/2 an hour before, while being shouted at by the assembled queue and the bouncer outside and breaking the toilet lid

Resisting refusal from a nightclub, and then arrest by Gardai, hurling abuse at them until it took five of them to put me in the car (I am a small bloke), kicking over furniture in the copshop and telling them all that they would lose their jobs as my coushin is a cop- I am convinced my drink was spiked. I have never been that agressive in my life 12 double JD's and coke or not. I dont remember a sausage of what happened either. The station sarge told me all of this the following day after I spent a night in a cell.

pauldeehan · 04-02-2003 03:37PM

not really embarasseing things me, but stupid...too many to count....at a niteclub, hit a metal wall untill my knuckles bled :P on another nite out, i got pissed off when a guy wouldnt give me another drink, so i stormed down a street throwing wheely bins into the centre of the road. at a house party, i picked up an acoustic, played the same song four times over, sang it (even tho i cant sing)

That time at Brysons ruined the night for everyone involved ya arsehole.

mada999 · 04-02-2003 05:21PM

i was at a club over christmas and we started drinking jd and ice and i got so drunk that i hopped the bar a tried to serve people drink, i got kicked out though, they even took the bottle of carlsberg out of my hand when i was leaving - bástards!

woodyg · 04-02-2003 09:44PM

Ive a phew funny ones that happened to me and me a couple of me mates
(1)
In me local whit me mate drinkng all day from about 1 till about midnight when we were kicked out .Got lift home from mate fell out of car while movin scars every were.Got let out at my gate my mate falls out of the car and rolls down hill to the neighbours house and falls a sleep on there cattle gred(Neighbour is a judge in distrect court)Dhooo.
(2)
Big fund raising eveht for local school 1,500 people at a gig in barn great night 80,000 cans sold Comin towards end of night totaly plastered climb up on to chipper van (Dont no why) jump from van in to shallow river other side an end up breaking a bone in my foot didnt realise for 2 days cause so drunk.
(3)
Fell as sleep in a phone box in Abbey St and didnt wake up till 7 that mornin just in time for the bus home.
(4)
Played stupidist game ever ULTIMATE GOLF (golf balls, golf club ,bottle of vodka and home made naypom) neighbours gave out **** because of the attack of buning golf balls FUN THOUGH
(5a)
School trip to GALWAY drank bottle and a half of JD end'd up dressin in womens under wear as a bet me and another lad ran around the place we were stayin infront of all our teachers and class mates in a bra,tong,and stilleteos.
(5b)
ON the train home me mate drinks 10 minny bottles of jameson in less than 2hrs get's alchoal poising end's up a sleep under table gets found by teacher wasnt a loud home on the bus from huston station So have to ring his angry sis He can't even stand so prop him up against the wall in front of the main doorson the pavement His pants keep comin of cause there thoughs stupid tearaway ones Teachers take a photo of him and place it in the main billboard of the school.Then suspended for a week along whit the rest of us and bared from goin on any trips again.
(6)
Football holiday to NEW YORK mid way through the holiday i go out early and drink a ridicuolus amount of straight JD's get hammered go to toillet start getin sick in cubbicle found an hour later an draged out side by me mates an thrown in to taxi brouht back to hotele wake up whit tothpaste in me ears and on me head get sick straight away .Forced to go on the subway an hour in to manhattan swayin all the way.Get out at CENTRAL STATION the most famous station in the world and procede to get sick in to a bin in the main hall.Then dragged on to a boat ride around manhathann island 3 F***in hrs on this rocky piece of S*** all this while wearin a t-shirt in the coldest day of the year HAAAAAA

Victor · 04-02-2003 09:51PM

A friend (living in Clonskeagh) got the nite-link one night and fell asleep drunk. He woke up outside the garda station in Tallaght, it took him a few minutes to realise he was actually meant to be visiting friends that night.

pauldeehan · 05-02-2003 10:45AM

Know the way some people walk into glass doors when drunk?

I walked into a wooden one.

Executive Steve · 05-02-2003 09:02PM

well.... this one time i tried to get off with this black dude who wasnt into it at aaaaall at all and i ended up breaking into an office building to sleep... but there was coke involved there so i dont think that should really count... ummm i once passed out on the dance floor in a well known dublin nightclub but again that was probably more due to malnutrition and obscene amounts of poppers [all we had that night apart from five pills for four ppl]... i suppose there was the time i stuck my hand up my uncles girlfriends skirt at my grannies eightieth birthday party but she started it and it didnt get really embarrasing till he walked in a bit later... hmm must post here more often..

Sterile Fish · 05-02-2003 09:10PM

i had an argument with my girlfriend last saturday, not very drunk, but ill blame it, we got pissed off at each other and we both started throwing furniture at each other, and kicking things over, and putting holes in doors (well just one, done by me) worst thing about it all was, she was babysitting for my granny, at my grannys house, and we woke up the kid lol

Riamfada · 05-02-2003 09:18PM

Ran up and Down Naked at the Cinema

pauldeehan · 10-02-2003 01:03PM

Wrote notes to myself on my chest in a Memento style, urging myself to find my jumper which I'd left at the pub. Oh, and something about John G:rolleyes:

domeara01 · 10-02-2003 03:52PM

i met a woman who was about 20 stone. i was totallly langers. which was ****ed up.

Wickhmar · 10-02-2003 05:58PM

Woke up in a children's playground in Turkey in broad daylight once. One friend was asleep naked on the hotel balcony, sun burning his arse. Another friend was asleep on the ground by the (still open) hotel room door and the other guy had pissed himself in the sheets.
Didn't learn much from Midnight Express obviously...

A friend of mine pissed all over my keyboard once thinking it was the bog.

Had a drunken argument with the ex one night. We were at the nite link Q and she got her ticket first. (we lived miles apart and she usually got the 51 and I got the 67). I assumed she'd walked off and I proceeded to look for her, ended up missing the last nitelink and forking out a fortune for a taxi.
Turns out, she had waited for me on the other side of the Q and thought I'd buggered off on her when I didn't see her, so she furiously got onto the wrong nitelink. It was the nitelink I'd just missed.

We broke into a closed hotel function room once and stole a ****load of wine.

I ended up careening down the Howth road on a kid's kart attached by a rope to my mate's car.

woolymammoth · 10-02-2003 06:26PM

anyone who lives on the east side of the city will know where i mean!!

decided to walk home from boo radleys one nite in galway, along the railway lines. got beside the army barracks and decided i'd be quicker gettin home(near gmit) if i climbed over the wall and crossed a small green area. so i did, and fell about 10ft into a pile of thorny bushes.

worst part was i tried climbin the wall to get out even tho there was a road a few feet away!!

the rest of the walk home is a blank!

worst thing i ever done when drunk was get arrested last week for being completely intoxicated!

but like a friend said, you're not a real student until you get arrested

Bacchus · 11-02-2003 04:49PM

1st Year RAG week in Galway. Came home at 6pm wasted on the Monday. Collapsed on my bed, woke up several hours later with makeup, glitter, eyeliner on my face. Fingernails all painted blue and best of all, somehow someone managed to get a bra on to me without waking me.

What's the worst/most embarassing thing you've ever done while drunk?

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