Awkward moments with your parents...

AoifeCork · 04-08-2011 01:06AM

6 words..

Love Actually... porn scene... Christmas Day.

Everyone watching it in my house on a big HD widescreen-grandparents included for the day that was in it.. mort.

nicechick! · 04-08-2011 01:10AM

I still cringe thinking about this

I was extremely ill awhile back and called my ''mammy'' (admit that ehh thought by being mothered I'd get better!) needless to say my dad came to collect me and well seeing as I couldn't get up it was a doctor I needed not my dad anyhow

My dad manages to get into the house enters the bedroom so after a week spent in hospital and a few days with mammy! I eventually arrive home and realize that sitting on the bedside locker was my rather obvious ehh shaped like a penis very pink vibrator!! MORTO....... he couldn't have missed it

oohhhh cringe!

carefulnow100 · 04-08-2011 01:18AM

nicechick! wrote: »

I still cringe thinking about this

I was extremely ill awhile back and called my ''mammy'' (admit that ehh thought by being mothered I'd get better!) needless to say my dad came to collect me and well seeing as I couldn't get up it was a doctor I needed not my dad anyhow

My dad manages to get into the house enters the bedroom so after a week spent in hospital and a few days with mammy! I eventually arrive home and realize that sitting on the bedside locker was my rather obvious ehh shaped like a penis very pink vibrator!! MORTO....... he couldn't have missed it

oohhhh cringe!

niiicceeee

nicechick! · 04-08-2011 01:21AM

carefulnow100 wrote: »

niiicceeee

lol but nooo still MORTO! Its not a topic of conversation I could bring up with my mammy either ha though nothing was ever said poor fella

DEFTLEFTHAND · 04-08-2011 01:31AM

Probably more embarrassing than awkward but the first time I moved down to college both my parents insisted on dropping me down and helping me move in. Once we got down the two of them went into overdrive fussing about the house and asking me if I was sure I was alright to stay and saying you could always commute from home etc. All the time this was going on I was losing major street cred with my new housemates and being made to look like a total mummy's boy.:(

nicechick! · 04-08-2011 01:36AM

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Probably more embarrassing than awkward but the first time I moved down to college both my parents insisted on dropping me down and helping me move in. Once we got down the two of them went into overdrive fussing about the house and asking me if I was sure I was alright to stay and saying you could always commute from home etc. All the time this was going on I was losing major street cred with my new housemates and being made to look like a total mummy's boy.:(

awww I think that is sweet!! and sure your housemates probably go the same!

CiaranTheGreat · 04-08-2011 01:38AM

On the bus home from work one evening. i am texting my mate slagging him etc and i get a text from my mother saying that she will collect me at the bus stop as it was raining. i don't write back immediately and a few minutes later pick up the phone thinking i was texting my friend with the dreaded....

"Yeah right sure the smell of your gee is manky" :eek:

I only coped that i sent it to her as i was getting off the bus!

The most awkward car journey ever!!

we'llallhavetea_old · 04-08-2011 01:46AM

Rocket19 wrote: »

only to find this massive, blue dildo staring back at me.

Temptamperu wrote: »

Same thing happened me when i was snoopin for some good painkillers one day, I havent been in there since :P

carefulnow100 wrote: »

Also happened to me :(:(:(

This is obviously a common thing!!

i can top these with no less than a vibrator, a dildo, a strap-on the width of my arm and a bottle of kiwi flavoured lube. there was a pube on one of them.

we'llallhavetea_old · 04-08-2011 01:47AM

also, anyone else remember the sense of complete panic when you heard "lets talk about sex baby" come on the radio? oh the squirming

Karona · 04-08-2011 02:07AM

My mam was on the phone in the kitchen one day, I went to get some water and overheard her talking on the phone about someone she knew, that he was as dry as her hole. Cue me spluttering water everywhere, she thought it was hilarious. Only thing i could say was Ewww.

carefulnow100 · 04-08-2011 02:09AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

i can top these with no less than a vibrator, a dildo, a strap-on the width of my arm and a bottle of kiwi flavoured lube. there was a pube on one of them.

You cant just stop there!! more info?!! what the hell were you livin in a sex shop?

dazco · 04-08-2011 02:15AM

About a year ago somehow my girlfriend gave me the biggest, most disgusting hickey i've ever seen, right in a real noticeable spot on my neck. Managed to hide it for about a day until eventually my mother saw it. Miraculously, i managed to pass it off as general bad skin (i had some acne anyway).When she left, I texted the gf "Mam just noticed the massive hickey on my neck!, think its alright though".
5 minutes later I get a call from the mother. Text her by mistake. Very awkward.......

we'llallhavetea_old · 04-08-2011 02:28AM

carefulnow100 wrote: »

You cant just stop there!! more info?!! what the hell were you livin in a sex shop?

they're just adventurous :P

carefulnow100 · 04-08-2011 02:29AM

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

they're just adventurous :P

:eek::eek::eek:

Fair play I suppose

Cocolola · 04-08-2011 02:56AM

I have a gross one. I used to be friends with a girl years ago who's parents were quite strict. Her father used to have loads of downloaded music and pirate DVDs and she'd always take them and forget to bring them back. He'd go into her room looking for them usually.

Anyways, one day she came home from college for the weekend to find her father sitting in the kitchen with a furious look on his face and a massive pink dildo sitting on the table. He'd gone into her room earlier to look for his stuff and had found it under her bed and rather than just leaving it there, he picked it up (eewwwwww) and brought it out waiting for her to come home to interrogate her. Her mother managed to sort it out somehow but they wouldn't give it back to her.

It gets much worse.... a few weeks later she was in the parents bedroom looking for a pair of socks or something and found it in the top drawer :eek: They'd actually stolen a dildo that had been in their daughter and USED IT THEMSELVES!!!!!

*shudder*

Needless to say I stopped visiting after that.

Einhard · 04-08-2011 03:20AM

A few years back, my brother was going on his debs, and he had the suit, but was missing the cuff links. None of us had any, so my mother decided to ask the nieghbours. None of the closest neighbours were home, so off she went across the street to a neighbour who we weren't as close to. Anyway, she came back a few minutes later disappointed, and my brother went off to the the debs sans the links.

It wasn't until a few days later that my dad was chatting to the neighbour, and the neighbour seemed slightly uncomfortable, but had to ask my dad about mam's visit. Apparently, she had knocked on the door, and when he answered had told him how her son was off to the debs with a lovely looking girl, and he had everything he needed, except a good pair of handcuffs!! He didn't know what to say to her, and she didn't realise her error, so he went around for a couple of days wondering what kind of weird family he lived beside, where the mother went around soliciting hand cuffs for her son's debs night!

TheFullDuck · 04-08-2011 03:34AM

Watching the first Scary Movie with the auld one when I was a young lad, cue the scene where Cindy has sex for the first time and her boyfroend gets plastered to the ceiling with semen.

Me of course; 'mam what's that?'

'oh ehm its.... Champagne'

Thought nothing of it 'till I rewatched it a few years later!

Aglomerado · 04-08-2011 01:24PM

Cocolola wrote: »

They'd actually stolen a dildo that had been in their daughter and USED IT THEMSELVES!!!!!

*shudder*

Ew.

nicechick! · 04-08-2011 01:26PM

Einhard wrote: »

A few years back, my brother was going on his debs, and he had the suit, but was missing the cuff links. None of us had any, so my mother decided to ask the nieghbours. None of the closest neighbours were home, so off she went across the street to a neighbour who we weren't as close to. Anyway, she came back a few minutes later disappointed, and my brother went off to the the debs sans the links.

It wasn't until a few days later that my dad was chatting to the neighbour, and the neighbour seemed slightly uncomfortable, but had to ask my dad about mam's visit. Apparently, she had knocked on the door, and when he answered had told him how her son was off to the debs with a lovely looking girl, and he had everything he needed, except a good pair of handcuffs!! He didn't know what to say to her, and she didn't realise her error, so he went around for a couple of days wondering what kind of weird family he lived beside, where the mother went around soliciting hand cuffs for her son's debs night!

hilarious!

Guill · 04-08-2011 01:38PM

Picture this:

Christmas dinner and everyone has had a few glasses of wine, there is a good athmosphere as we all sit down to eat.

Dad who has had a few more glasses of wine starts to trawl the depths of his usless information bank to educate us.

"You know in some parts of Canada they eat beaver for Christmas"

<light sniggers all round>

"Have any of ye eaten Beaver before?"

<Noise of people spulttering to hold in laughing>

"I'd say beaver tastes lovely"

The sister erupts into laughter, everyone else just about manages to hold it in.

"Guill, have you ever eaten Beaver?"

At this point i lost it and burst into one of those laughs that you actually can't breath during and. I look up and everyone is is at the same, which just makes me laugh harder and longer, dad continues though:

"What is wrong with ye?"
"All i asked was did ye eat Beaver before"
"Whats wrong with eating beaver?"
"I don't know what is wrong with ye"

He heads off to the kitchen to get more wine all the time mummbling about beaver.

When he left the laughter actaully got worse.

Good times.

BOHtox · 04-08-2011 02:02PM

I watching Basic Instinct with my Da. For those of you who don't know there's about 10 sex scenes in the movie. I didn't hear him walk in the hall door, he was out with friends. anyway, he came in and sat down on the other couch in the room. The remote was not near me so i couldn't change the channel. Anyway, my Dad instantly says " Ah Basic Instinct, great film" and proceeds to sit down and watch it. For the sex scenes you don't know whether to look at the scene, look around the room, get the remote and change for a minute or leave for a minute.

Pretty awkward movie watching. Thank god the Sharon Stone scene had already happened.

BEASTERLY · 04-08-2011 02:10PM

This is probably why im not home very often now.

It was a good few years back, the mother stated that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes. I thought ''grand, enough time for a sneaky pull so''. Went into my room, got some porn up on the PC, pants totally off, headphones in full blast! Finished off, cleaned up stood up to see my dinner on the table behind me to my right(obviosly was alot quicker than 15mins). I hadnt heard her enter because of the headphones:(

Everytime i think about it I actually want to cry...

tallaghtmick · 04-08-2011 02:17PM

TheFullDuck wrote: »

Watching the first Scary Movie with the auld one when I was a young lad, cue the scene where Cindy has sex for the first time and her boyfroend gets plastered to the ceiling with semen.

Me of course; 'mam what's that?'

'oh ehm its.... Champagne'

Thought nothing of it 'till I rewatched it a few years later!

So you two where ok with the giant mickey poking through the glory hole:eek:

carefulnow100 · 04-08-2011 02:20PM

BEASTERLY wrote: »

This is probably why im not home very often now.

It was a good few years back, the mother stated that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes. I thought ''grand, enough time for a sneaky pull so''. Went into my room, got some porn up on the PC, pants totally off, headphones in full blast! Finished off, cleaned up stood up to see my dinner on the table behind me to my right(obviosly was alot quicker than 15mins). I hadnt heard her enter because of the headphones:(

Everytime i think about it I actually want to cry...

Awh jesus thats brilliant:D:D Awkward alright!

yesno1234 · 04-08-2011 02:25PM

BEASTERLY wrote: »

This is probably why im not home very often now.

It was a good few years back, the mother stated that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes. I thought ''grand, enough time for a sneaky pull so''. Went into my room, got some porn up on the PC, pants totally off, headphones in full blast! Finished off, cleaned up stood up to see my dinner on the table behind me to my right(obviosly was alot quicker than 15mins). I hadnt heard her enter because of the headphones:(

Everytime i think about it I actually want to cry...

Rookie mistake. You always use one earphone in one out so that you know when someone's coming.

Xivilai · 04-08-2011 02:27PM

yesno1234 wrote: »

Rookie mistake. You always use one earphone in one out so that you know when someone's coming.

And seriously, get a key for your door!

we'llallhavetea_old · 04-08-2011 02:27PM

BEASTERLY wrote: »

This is probably why im not home very often now.

It was a good few years back, the mother stated that dinner would be ready in 15 minutes. I thought ''grand, enough time for a sneaky pull so''. Went into my room, got some porn up on the PC, pants totally off, headphones in full blast! Finished off, cleaned up stood up to see my dinner on the table behind me to my right(obviosly was alot quicker than 15mins). I hadnt heard her enter because of the headphones:(

Everytime i think about it I actually want to cry...

you poor bastard! :eek:

WinstonOno · 04-08-2011 02:44PM

I remember when we were kids buying a pack of condoms as a laugh. Not really knowing what to do with them, we ended up using them as water balloons. Then my mates mother turned up, saw him with a condom in his hand, and shouted at him 'i told you not to be looking under our bed' We still slag him

moco · 04-08-2011 02:47PM

Years ago when I wasn't sure I still wanted to be with my ex, I was discussing this with my mum and she asked 'are you still sexually attracted to him?' I felt awkward enough answering until she topped that with 'I'm still mad for your father' :0

Dohnny Jepp · 04-08-2011 03:10PM

When i was in primary school, I heard some of the older boys say the word blowjob.

That night i sat down beside my mother and father and asked them what a blowjob was.. . .

/headdesk

Awkward moments with your parents...

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