Awkward moments with your parents...

Elba101

A while back I was sitting down with my family for dinner, all good. My sister, 19 at the time, had a new bf of about 2 months and my mam was asking about him. Another older sister said something about her bf having a nice body to which sister 1 says he has a lovely six pack. And my mam says in a shocked voice "How do you know if he has a nice body?"

No one said anything, but it was a pretty awakward dinner after that...

So AHers, any awkward/embarrassing moments with your parents??

That story didn't sound so disappointing in my head

Blatter

In the sitting room happy as Larry watching a film, just the three of us.

Until a raunchy sex scene comes on slap bang in the middle of it, a truly awkward moment every time.

Ruu_Old

Blatter wrote: »

In the sitting room happy as Larry watching a film, just the three of us.

Until a raunchy sex scene comes on slap bang in the middle of it, a truly awkward moment every time.

"Ahem, hem *loudly*. Time for tea so, anyone?"

bronte

Blatter wrote: »

In the sitting room happy as Larry watching a film, just the three of us.

Until a raunchy sex scene comes on slap bang in the middle of it, a truly awkward moment every time.

Same except twas Monster's Ball.

Doublechinlolz

Brother: Bla bla bla then we slagged him calling him o'boner
Me: Why?
Brother: Appearantly he had a boner when bla bla bla
Mother (creepily standing in doorway): WHATS A BONER?

Old people :rolleyes:

Elba101

Going to get your first bra with your mam was pretty embarrassing. It was a horrible beige one to.

mikemac

Watching some random film, Gabriel Byrne was a solider in France as I remember
Cool, I'll watch this with the parents, I like a good war film

Except he shacked up with some local girl and the two of them stripped off and headed to the bedroom
Awkward and not the sort of film I was expecting

Dun

Blatter wrote: »

In the sitting room happy as Larry watching a film, just the three of us.

Until a raunchy sex scene comes on slap bang in the middle of it, a truly awkward moment every time.

My friend calls this the Bambi effect, just because she is sure that if she were to sit watching Bambi with her parents, in the middle of it all the animals would start having it off.

The effect is worsened when you're sitting on your own watching it, and the sex scene that came out of nowhere / random person walking around naked triggers the entry of a parent. Or maybe it's vice versa.

Red Hand

Ruu wrote: »

"Ahem, hem *loudly*. Time for tea so, anyone?"

"T'was a fine day today. Any news from Aunty Betty?"

sinjin_smythe

Christmas dinner, all family sitting round the table. My older sister was spoon feeding her little kid (about 1 year old) she noticed he wasn't having any of it. My ma then spouts out "its probably just too hot, give it a little blow job there and he'll be grand" Needless to say an eery silence followed and not one of us made eye contact!

Larianne

Blatter wrote: »

In the sitting room happy as Larry watching a film, just the three of us.

Until a raunchy sex scene comes on slap bang in the middle of it, a truly awkward moment every time.

Yeah I made the mistake of watching Trainspotting with my Dad.

x_Ellie_x

Me and my friend walking in on them having sex when I was a teenager.

Da Shins Kelly

bronte wrote: »

Same except twas Monster's Ball.

Oooh, I feel your pain. The sex in that movie is reàlly graphic and goes on for ages! I haven't felt awkward watching a sex scene with my parents in the room for a few years, but recently I was watching the Sex Ed Show and my dad decided to watch a bit of it. Cue a line of flaccid penises on screen and some kid asking why the black guy didn't have the biggest one.

I felt very embarrassed especially since my dad already despises Channel Four programming, and this just compounded that I think.

mikedragon32

I was on holidays on my own a few years ago (long story, spur of the moment thing). Anyway, a few days into my holiday my folks arrive on the island and they're staying in another resort, so I go along to say hi. I met them on the beach.

I should advise my parents at the time were in their mid/late 60's.

Anyhoo, we're sitting on our sunbeds having a chat when my mother has a bit of a stretch and a "wardrobe malfunction". Of course she doesn't realise her boob is hanging out while the conversation continues and because she's sitting directly opposite me, I'm getting a full view. I tried getting my dad's attention so he can tell her or fix it himself but of course he's not getting the hint, so I had to tell her myself.

Half an hour of awkward silence later, I headed back to my apartment in the hopes that the equipment in Total Recall is real.

BluesBerry

When you say orgasm instead of organism ive done it a couple of times

FUUUUUUUU organism

starlit

When I was a young child say about three, just after dancing to the tune 'like a virgin by madonna' I run up to my mam and ask her what is a virgin? She says its the Holy Mary!? As if I believed her! A bit embarrassing a few years later on when I found out what a virgin was and to think I ever asked her such a question! How innocent, curious and inquisitive I was!

Alter-Ego

When I was really young I used to always ask my Da what was in those vending machines in mens toilets. "Bars of soap" apparently...

easyeason3

Seeing my parents shift each other on New Years Eve a good many years ago. Tongues flying, the whole fcuking lot.

I just sicked up in my mouth a bit.

Solnskaya

my mams very fond of her cat, loves them she does. Sadly, and more sadly at family get togethers involving brothers in law and suchlike, she insists, and is oblivious to the stifled hilarity, on calling the mangy ginger wheezebox "my pussy". The amount of willpower, not to mention the sheer danger, involved in stifling a laugh when she walks into the room carrying a saucer of milk and loudly asks whether "anybody has seen my pussy??". Grown men have been known to choke on their brack at our family get togethers. And even more sadly, this is all true.:(:D:(:o we were all just waiting for someone to have the guts to say-"well, that'll be you so Da." But nobody ever did.

Tubsandtiles

Larianne wrote: »

Yeah I made the mistake of watching Trainspotting with my Dad.

So did I, the minute I saw the sex scene starting I was off to the kitchen for a drink

Anne Other

For some stupid reason, a long time ago, my Dad who was a big fan of the carry on VIDEOS hired out CONFESSIONS OF A WINDOW CLEANER and put it on St Stephen's Day when all the extended family were in................................hilarious thinking back on it, but at 11/12 years of age I had no idea what to do, neither did he, he didn't know whether to turn it off, or let it on and pretend he didn't notice!!

davyjose

Solnskaya wrote: »

my mams very fond of her cat, loves them she does. Sadly, and more sadly at family get togethers involving brothers in law and suchlike, she insists, and is oblivious to the stifled hilarity, on calling the mangy ginger wheezebox "my pussy". The amount of willpower, not to mention the sheer danger, involved in stifling a laugh when she walks into the room carrying a saucer of milk and loudly asks whether "anybody has seen my pussy??". Grown men have been known to choke on their brack at our family get togethers. And even more sadly, this is all true.:(:D:(:o we were all just waiting for someone to have the guts to say-"well, that'll be you so Da." But nobody ever did.

Did anyone ever offer to stroke it?

Solnskaya

Elba101 wrote: »

Going to get your first bra with your mam was pretty embarrassing. It was a horrible beige one to.

well I told you to go with your own ma, but you said mine was nicer and you wanted to see what a lad in a bra would look like. I told you before you went that she was feeling a bit off, what with me wanting a bra and all. Usually she's a nice tanned colour.

bronte

Oh I have another one...
Was at home last Christmas...watching TV in the living room with my brother.
Mum is on the phone to her friend who's house she is heading over to for a get together later. My mum is in her 60's. As she's ending the call to her friend she laughs and says "It'll be like a swingers party"
Brother shoots me a horrified look.
"Mum....do you know what a swingers party is?" says I
"No" says she
I explain what it is.
"Oh God save us" she says...don't think her friend knew either.
At least I fcuking hope not.

Larianne

Tubsandtiles wrote: »

So did I, the minute I saw the sex scene starting I was off to the kitchen for a drink

The phone rang in the middle of it and jeez, did I run for that phone!!

Dante

When me, my mom and my dad went on my laptop to look at the price of flights to London. I accidentally pressed the letter y in the address bar and about 10 youjizz videos came up. Now that was a truly awkward moment.

grohlisagod

Watching The Inbetweeners and one of my parents walks in. Need I say more.
Also, if I'm watching a music video which turns out to be quite raunchy and they walk in. Channel is changed ASAP!

cesc77

Was doing some work in my grannies house over the last sweaty spell.
She had an ol raggedy cat who was half dead and my work caused her to venture outside for a nosy.
I came in drippin with sweat and she said "my pussy is so hot,shes panting" ??!!

I boked a bit .


Why do old people still say pussy?:(

paddydriver

When Ireland drew 1-1 with NI in Windsor Park to qualify for USA 94 (Who remembers Alan McLoughlin's screamer:D) I came home so p*ssed that I got up in middle of night and did a p*ss at the end of their bed! Don't ask how... drink does weird things!

Rocket19

One night, my parents were in the tv room watching some Die Hard film (which my younger sister had advised them to watch). Right before the DVD, my Dad had been watching Top Gear or something on one of those 'mens' channels'.

Anyway, in our house there's sort of like glass doors between the tv room and a sort of lounge next to it. My sister and I were sitting in this room beside them, so when we noticed the credits come up on the film, my sister popped in to see if they had liked it.
The second she entered the room however, my Dad hit the standby button on the DVD player, which switched it off and straight back onto the 'men's channel'. Unfortunately, at this exact moment, on the television was some extremely hardcore looking porn which was VERY loud.

Cue my Mum going "TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF, TURN IT OFF" (she obviously thought this was a highly traumatic experience for a 14 year old girl), my sister standing in the middle of the room frozen in shock and my Dad breaking his sh*t laughing while he tried miserably to find the sky remote.

cesc77

Solnskaya wrote: »

my mams very fond of her cat, loves them she does. Sadly, and more sadly at family get togethers involving brothers in law and suchlike, she insists, and is oblivious to the stifled hilarity, on calling the mangy ginger wheezebox "my pussy". The amount of willpower, not to mention the sheer danger, involved in stifling a laugh when she walks into the room carrying a saucer of milk and loudly asks whether "anybody has seen my pussy??". Grown men have been known to choke on their brack at our family get togethers. And even more sadly, this is all true.:(:D:(:o we were all just waiting for someone to have the guts to say-"well, that'll be you so Da." But nobody ever did.

Dammit,I didnt read the whole thread and your pussy was first.


I had a grandmother story though....

Tubsandtiles

grohlisagod wrote: »

Watching The Inbetweeners and one of my parents walks in. Need I say more.
Also, if I'm watching a music video which turns out to be quite raunchy and they walk in. Channel is changed ASAP!

I was watching that episode on channel 4 catchup on my laptop in my room a week ago when the scene where jay is fapping in his room and his arm goes dead comes on, I reckon my brother thought I was watching porn as he was in the other room beside me. On a funnier note I have watched the inbetweeners with my dad before and he couldn't stop laughing for the whole thing

Sauve

Last night I gave my brother my phone cos he wanted to look through some photos I took over the weekend when we were all away.
Phone bings, he looks up with a grin on his face, and (with my ma sitting right next to me) says : "you got a reminder. take your pill".
Morto.

Da Shins Kelly

Tubsandtiles wrote: »

I was watching that episode on channel 4 catchup on my laptop in my room a week ago when the scene where jay is fapping in his room and his arm goes dead comes on, I reckon my brother thought I was watching porn as he was in the other room beside me. On a funnier note I have watched the inbetweeners with my dad before and he couldn't stop laughing for the whole thing

I'm watching it right now with my mam and she's laughing away too!

Solnskaya

cesc77 wrote: »

Dammit,I didnt read the whole thread and your pussy was first.


I had a grandmother story though....

thats quite alright, mams and their pussies eh:eek:whatcher gonna do. I do, however, want to shlap her when she comes out with it and say "CAT, ITS FECKIN CAT,GEDDIT-PUSSIE IS SOMTHING ELSE ALTOGETHER, AND DOESNT DROOL ALL OVER THE COUCH, hang on, there was that one time..."

Rocket19

Solnskaya wrote: »

my mams very fond of her cat, loves them she does. Sadly, and more sadly at family get togethers involving brothers in law and suchlike, she insists, and is oblivious to the stifled hilarity, on calling the mangy ginger wheezebox "my pussy". The amount of willpower, not to mention the sheer danger, involved in stifling a laugh when she walks into the room carrying a saucer of milk and loudly asks whether "anybody has seen my pussy??". Grown men have been known to choke on their brack at our family get togethers. And even more sadly, this is all true.:(:D:(:o we were all just waiting for someone to have the guts to say-"well, that'll be you so Da." But nobody ever did.

Haha. I know a girl who does this and she's 18!
When she's calling her cat, she's like "Pussy!!?? Pussy?!!"

First time I heard this I swear I like spat tea all over her kitchen table. People can be so oblivious. lol

cjmcork

it was my mother that told me about the inbetweeners - we've watched it together, but then again, I got a hold of the Paris Hilton DVD years ago and showed her the first few minutes. my poor mammy!!!:D

xoxyx

My mum lost her engagement ring when I was about twelve and an all out search ensued, including checking the rubbish bins.

Well, didn't she find a used pregnancy kit. It was only me, my mum and my dad in the household, so of course it was mine!

I wouldn't mind so much, except I hadn't gone near sex at that age, but me and a mate had nicked it from her parents bathroom just to give it a go. Try and explain that to your mum and not sound like you're lying!!

I wasn't pregnant, but I was grounded for a week and watched closely from there on in.

Dante

gh9

Tilt Gone

If this doesn't win I'll be impressed......

In the house with my gf one night and my Mam came home from a night out with my Dad absolutely hammered drunk. (she doesn't drink that often and can't hold her piss)

She proceeded to get sick all over herself and then... (wait for it.. s.h.ite herself also) My Dad forced me to help carry her to the bathroom and get into the showwer. I had to help him undress her and saw my 55 year old mother naked, drunk, and covered in s.hit and vomit. I'm 28 by the way and this happened last year.

No-one has ever spoken or mentioned that night ever. Well, until now duh!

Tayla

bronte wrote: »

Oh I have another one...
Was at home last Christmas...watching TV in the living room with my brother.
Mum is on the phone to her friend who's house she is heading over to for a get together later. My mum is in her 60's. As she's ending the call to her friend she laughs and says "It'll be like a swingers party"
Brother shoots me a horrified look.
"Mum....do you know what a swingers party is?" says I
"No" says she
I explain what it is.
"Oh God save us" she says...don't think her friend knew either.
At least I fcuking hope not.

Oh they knew all right :P Bronte's ma's a swinger :P

cjmcork

Tilt Gone wrote: »

If this doesn't win I'll be impressed......

In the house with my gf one night and my Mam came home from a night out with my Dad absolutely hammered drunk. (she doesn't drink that often and can't hold her piss)

She proceeded to get sick all over herself and then... (wait for it.. **** herself also) My Dad forced me to help carry her to the bathrrom and get into the showwer. I had to help him undress her and saw my 55 year old mother naked, drunk, and covered in **** and vomit. I'm 28 by the way and this happened last year.

No-one has ever spoken or mentioned that night ever.

and we have a winner! your mother shouldn't drink AT ALL:D

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Parents come to visit, bring them to my house. Walk in with the parents and say hi to my housemate who's sitting with his back to us. He doesn't turn around, just goes "Hey there STONER". Later on that same visit, go with my dad to the offlicence to get some wine for dinner, man in the off licene starts chatting to me and it's clear I'm in there enough for us to be on first name terms.

My sister as a teenager drunkenly got off with someone in the back of my mam's car, thought she'd got away with it til my mam asked why there were dirty foot prints on the car ceiling.

I know I have more..

Sauve

Tilt Gone wrote: »

If this doesn't win I'll be impressed......

In the house with my gf one night and my Mam came home from a night out with my Dad absolutely hammered drunk. (she doesn't drink that often and can't hold her piss)

She proceeded to get sick all over herself and then... (wait for it.. s.h.ite herself also) My Dad forced me to help carry her to the bathroom and get into the showwer. I had to help him undress her and saw my 55 year old mother naked, drunk, and covered in s.hit and vomit. I'm 28 by the way and this happened last year.

No-one has ever spoken or mentioned that night ever. Well, until now duh!

Oh dude..... you win.

Solnskaya

Rocket19 wrote: »

Haha. I know a girl who does this and she's 18!
When she's calling her cat, she's like "Pussy!!?? Pussy?!!"

First time I heard this I swear I like spat tea all over her kitchen table. People can be so oblivious. lol

she's not calling her cat. She's just asking if you'd like any. Wakey wakey:D

Todd Gack

Watching the Crying Game with my dad when I was about 13.

Rocket19

Solnskaya wrote: »

she's not calling her cat. She's just asking if you'd like any. Wakey wakey:D

I am a girl btw. Unless you knew that

Solnskaya

Rocket19 wrote: »

I am a girl btw. Unless you knew that

oooppsss, my bad! (maybe she's a bit martina navratilova?) On another note, How you doing??:Dgets back in box.

TrixIrl

One that will always stick in my mind is my mother and father getting absolutely hammered one Saturday night, I pick them up around 3am on my way home from work.

Dad goes to bed, Mam insists on staying up to have a drink with me. She's quiet for ages and im hoping shes fallen asleep when suddenly she blurts out:

"Did ya ever lose a condom up inside yourself? I did once and your father had to get a torch and all to go look for it....."

Cue Dad arriving down for a glass of water. AWKWARD!!!

Btw, my parents never ever talk about sex to us so it came totally out of the blue!

Solnskaya

TrixIrl wrote: »

One that will always stick in my mind is my mother and father getting absolutely hammered one Saturday night, I pick them up around 3am on my way home from work.

Dad goes to bed, Mam insists on staying up to have a drink with me. She's quiet for ages and im hoping shes fallen asleep when suddenly she blurts out:

"Did ya ever lose a condom up inside yourself? I did once and your father had to get a torch and all to go look for it....."

Cue Dad arriving down for a glass of water. AWKWARD!!!

Btw, my parents never ever talk about sex to us so it came totally out of the blue!

cue potholing jokes.

Son Of A Vidic

Blatter wrote: »

In the sitting room happy as Larry watching a film, just the three of us.

Until a raunchy sex scene comes on slap bang in the middle of it, a truly awkward moment every time.

That brings back memories alright, my dad(RIP) used to get really flustered when a love scene came on the screen. Even animals mating on screen embarrassed him.