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Sex texting ideas?

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  • #32
    WASP0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 149 ✭✭WASP0


    ^^
    fail


  • #33
    blackdog2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 851 ✭✭✭blackdog2


    I am taking off my clothes, and jumping into bed...

    ... with your dad


  • #34
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    blackdog2 wrote: »
    I am taking off my clothes, and jumping into bed...

    ... with your dad
    His Dad is a ride n a half, but i think any mention of his dad would turn him right off


  • #35
    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 191 ✭✭I would ride myself cos im a sexy man


    your not even a girl are ya op

    get that dick pack in the trousers :roll:


  • #36
    bronte
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,331 ✭✭✭✭bronte





    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erbGcad-bY4


    Bound to work.


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  • #37
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man wrote: »
    your not even a girl are ya op

    get that dick pack in the trousers :roll:
    Ha yes i am, I'm 21 and new to boards.ie so i didnt even know where i was posting this to be honest. My BF is in the north atm. Would the fact that i watched a double bill of SATC earlier be proof enuf for you. No im not a gay man either. Jeez im just a young'un tryna please ma maaaan


  • #38
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    mylilpony wrote: »
    Ha yes i am, I'm 21 and new to boards.ie so i didnt even know where i was posting this to be honest. My BF is in the north atm. Would the fact that i watched a double bill of SATC earlier be proof enuf for you. No im not a gay man either. Jeez im just a young'un tryna please ma maaaan

    Pics or GTFO i'm afraid!


  • #39
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO i'm afraid!

    I'd rather let ya believe i have a big hairy dick


  • #40
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    mylilpony wrote: »
    I'd rather let ya believe i have a big hairy dick

    Jaysus, you really ARE sh*te at talking dirty!


  • #41
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    Haa fancy a bitta role play? Can i practice??


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  • #42
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Jaysus, you really ARE sh*te at talking dirty!

    How wud u describe yours? I'd say ur packing a chode


  • #43
    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 191 ✭✭I would ride myself cos im a sexy man


    mylilpony wrote: »
    Haa fancy a bitta role play? Can i practice??

    ya need a character, first. a ban gardai or sumting.

    you can arrest him and tie him up, lol. tell him hes been a naughty boy...lol

    take out the baton etc lol ;)


  • #44
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    mylilpony wrote: »
    How wud u describe yours? I'd say ur packing a chode

    My dirty talk normally consists of "Scream and you're dead!"


  • #45
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    My dirty talk normally consists of "Scream and you're dead!"

    Omg are u larry murphy?


  • #46
    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 191 ✭✭I would ride myself cos im a sexy man


    mylilpony wrote: »
    Omg are u larry murphy?

    lol ur boy is sum goon tbf


  • #47
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    I would ride myself cos im a sexy man wrote: »
    lol ur boy is sum goon tbf

    When she asked about texting ideas, she didn't mean you should show her how to write in txtspk.


  • #48
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    How about I'll be the janitor and you can be .. the janitor's wife.


  • #49
    Karona
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Karona


    Ask him what his fantasies are. That way he is imagining things thus turning himself on. No need for you to do it. Voila.

    You can thank me later ;)


  • #50
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    When she asked about texting ideas, she didn't mean you should show her how to write in txtspk.

    CALM DOWN BOYS ;) Let's stick to the point

    <snip>


  • #51
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,577 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    mylilpony wrote: »
    CALM DOWN BOYS ;) Let's stick to the point

    <snip>

    Jesus Christ! I'm getting out of this thread. F*ck sake!


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  • #52
    carefulnow100
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭carefulnow100


    Thread still open?? shockin that is!


    Anyway my two cents:


    Just masturbate and tell him what your'e doin.

    It'll work.


  • #53
    mylilpony
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14 ✭mylilpony


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    Jesus Christ! I'm getting out of this thread. F*ck sake!

    ******


  • #54
    The King of Moo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,207 ✭✭✭The King of Moo


    "I'm asking people on the internet how you can satisfy me more.
    In my underwear."


  • #55
    KeithM89_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    Some of those posts were too much.

    Locked


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