Awkward moments with your parents...

Tubsandtiles · 03-08-2011 10:52PM

grohlisagod wrote: »

Watching The Inbetweeners and one of my parents walks in. Need I say more.
Also, if I'm watching a music video which turns out to be quite raunchy and they walk in. Channel is changed ASAP!

I was watching that episode on channel 4 catchup on my laptop in my room a week ago when the scene where jay is fapping in his room and his arm goes dead comes on, I reckon my brother thought I was watching porn as he was in the other room beside me. On a funnier note I have watched the inbetweeners with my dad before and he couldn't stop laughing for the whole thing

Sauve · 03-08-2011 10:56PM

Last night I gave my brother my phone cos he wanted to look through some photos I took over the weekend when we were all away.
Phone bings, he looks up with a grin on his face, and (with my ma sitting right next to me) says : "you got a reminder. take your pill".
Morto.

Da Shins Kelly · 03-08-2011 10:57PM

Tubsandtiles wrote: »

I was watching that episode on channel 4 catchup on my laptop in my room a week ago when the scene where jay is fapping in his room and his arm goes dead comes on, I reckon my brother thought I was watching porn as he was in the other room beside me. On a funnier note I have watched the inbetweeners with my dad before and he couldn't stop laughing for the whole thing

I'm watching it right now with my mam and she's laughing away too!

Solnskaya · 03-08-2011 10:58PM

cesc77 wrote: »

Dammit,I didnt read the whole thread and your pussy was first.

I had a grandmother story though....

thats quite alright, mams and their pussies eh:eek:whatcher gonna do. I do, however, want to shlap her when she comes out with it and say "CAT, ITS FECKIN CAT,GEDDIT-PUSSIE IS SOMTHING ELSE ALTOGETHER, AND DOESNT DROOL ALL OVER THE COUCH, hang on, there was that one time..."

Rocket19 · 03-08-2011 11:00PM

Solnskaya wrote: »

my mams very fond of her cat, loves them she does. Sadly, and more sadly at family get togethers involving brothers in law and suchlike, she insists, and is oblivious to the stifled hilarity, on calling the mangy ginger wheezebox "my pussy". The amount of willpower, not to mention the sheer danger, involved in stifling a laugh when she walks into the room carrying a saucer of milk and loudly asks whether "anybody has seen my pussy??". Grown men have been known to choke on their brack at our family get togethers. And even more sadly, this is all true.:(:D:(:o we were all just waiting for someone to have the guts to say-"well, that'll be you so Da." But nobody ever did.

Haha. I know a girl who does this and she's 18!
When she's calling her cat, she's like "Pussy!!?? Pussy?!!"

First time I heard this I swear I like spat tea all over her kitchen table. People can be so oblivious. lol

cjmcork · 03-08-2011 11:01PM

it was my mother that told me about the inbetweeners - we've watched it together, but then again, I got a hold of the Paris Hilton DVD years ago and showed her the first few minutes. my poor mammy!!!:D

xoxyx · 03-08-2011 11:02PM

My mum lost her engagement ring when I was about twelve and an all out search ensued, including checking the rubbish bins.

Well, didn't she find a used pregnancy kit. It was only me, my mum and my dad in the household, so of course it was mine!

I wouldn't mind so much, except I hadn't gone near sex at that age, but me and a mate had nicked it from her parents bathroom just to give it a go. Try and explain that to your mum and not sound like you're lying!!

I wasn't pregnant, but I was grounded for a week and watched closely from there on in.

Dante · 03-08-2011 11:02PM

gh9

Tilt Gone · 03-08-2011 11:04PM

If this doesn't win I'll be impressed......

In the house with my gf one night and my Mam came home from a night out with my Dad absolutely hammered drunk. (she doesn't drink that often and can't hold her piss)

She proceeded to get sick all over herself and then... (wait for it.. s.h.ite herself also) My Dad forced me to help carry her to the bathroom and get into the showwer. I had to help him undress her and saw my 55 year old mother naked, drunk, and covered in s.hit and vomit. I'm 28 by the way and this happened last year.

No-one has ever spoken or mentioned that night ever. Well, until now duh!

Tayla · 03-08-2011 11:06PM

bronte wrote: »

Oh I have another one...
Was at home last Christmas...watching TV in the living room with my brother.
Mum is on the phone to her friend who's house she is heading over to for a get together later. My mum is in her 60's. As she's ending the call to her friend she laughs and says "It'll be like a swingers party"
Brother shoots me a horrified look.
"Mum....do you know what a swingers party is?" says I
"No" says she
I explain what it is.
"Oh God save us" she says...don't think her friend knew either.
At least I fcuking hope not.

Oh they knew all right :P Bronte's ma's a swinger :P

cjmcork · 03-08-2011 11:07PM

Tilt Gone wrote: »

If this doesn't win I'll be impressed......

In the house with my gf one night and my Mam came home from a night out with my Dad absolutely hammered drunk. (she doesn't drink that often and can't hold her piss)

She proceeded to get sick all over herself and then... (wait for it.. **** herself also) My Dad forced me to help carry her to the bathrrom and get into the showwer. I had to help him undress her and saw my 55 year old mother naked, drunk, and covered in **** and vomit. I'm 28 by the way and this happened last year.

No-one has ever spoken or mentioned that night ever.

and we have a winner! your mother shouldn't drink AT ALL:D

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 03-08-2011 11:12PM

Parents come to visit, bring them to my house. Walk in with the parents and say hi to my housemate who's sitting with his back to us. He doesn't turn around, just goes "Hey there STONER". Later on that same visit, go with my dad to the offlicence to get some wine for dinner, man in the off licene starts chatting to me and it's clear I'm in there enough for us to be on first name terms.

My sister as a teenager drunkenly got off with someone in the back of my mam's car, thought she'd got away with it til my mam asked why there were dirty foot prints on the car ceiling.

I know I have more..

Sauve · 03-08-2011 11:15PM

Tilt Gone wrote: »

If this doesn't win I'll be impressed......

In the house with my gf one night and my Mam came home from a night out with my Dad absolutely hammered drunk. (she doesn't drink that often and can't hold her piss)

She proceeded to get sick all over herself and then... (wait for it.. s.h.ite herself also) My Dad forced me to help carry her to the bathroom and get into the showwer. I had to help him undress her and saw my 55 year old mother naked, drunk, and covered in s.hit and vomit. I'm 28 by the way and this happened last year.

No-one has ever spoken or mentioned that night ever. Well, until now duh!

Oh dude..... you win.

Solnskaya · 03-08-2011 11:18PM

Rocket19 wrote: »

Haha. I know a girl who does this and she's 18!
When she's calling her cat, she's like "Pussy!!?? Pussy?!!"

First time I heard this I swear I like spat tea all over her kitchen table. People can be so oblivious. lol

she's not calling her cat. She's just asking if you'd like any. Wakey wakey:D

Todd Gack · 03-08-2011 11:19PM

Watching the Crying Game with my dad when I was about 13.

Rocket19 · 03-08-2011 11:19PM

Solnskaya wrote: »

she's not calling her cat. She's just asking if you'd like any. Wakey wakey:D

I am a girl btw. Unless you knew that

Solnskaya · 03-08-2011 11:22PM

Rocket19 wrote: »

I am a girl btw. Unless you knew that

oooppsss, my bad! (maybe she's a bit martina navratilova?) On another note, How you doing??:Dgets back in box.

TrixIrl · 03-08-2011 11:34PM

One that will always stick in my mind is my mother and father getting absolutely hammered one Saturday night, I pick them up around 3am on my way home from work.

Dad goes to bed, Mam insists on staying up to have a drink with me. She's quiet for ages and im hoping shes fallen asleep when suddenly she blurts out:

"Did ya ever lose a condom up inside yourself? I did once and your father had to get a torch and all to go look for it....."

Cue Dad arriving down for a glass of water. AWKWARD!!!

Btw, my parents never ever talk about sex to us so it came totally out of the blue!

Solnskaya · 03-08-2011 11:36PM

TrixIrl wrote: »

One that will always stick in my mind is my mother and father getting absolutely hammered one Saturday night, I pick them up around 3am on my way home from work.

Dad goes to bed, Mam insists on staying up to have a drink with me. She's quiet for ages and im hoping shes fallen asleep when suddenly she blurts out:

"Did ya ever lose a condom up inside yourself? I did once and your father had to get a torch and all to go look for it....."

Cue Dad arriving down for a glass of water. AWKWARD!!!

Btw, my parents never ever talk about sex to us so it came totally out of the blue!

cue potholing jokes.

Son Of A Vidic · 03-08-2011 11:39PM

Blatter wrote: »

In the sitting room happy as Larry watching a film, just the three of us.

Until a raunchy sex scene comes on slap bang in the middle of it, a truly awkward moment every time.

That brings back memories alright, my dad(RIP) used to get really flustered when a love scene came on the screen. Even animals mating on screen embarrassed him.

hatetherain! · 03-08-2011 11:42PM

Dad was new to the Internet and looking for a cheap flight to the uk. Told him to check out www.bmibaby.com British Midlands Flight Company.
Couple if times I asked him had he checked it and he said no.

Went to his house and asked again had he found a flight, he said no and so I told my mother that BMI did great deals and I couldn't understand why dad hadn't looked.

She had a bit of a hop of him saying that I was only trying up help him etc etc

Few minutes later he storms into the sitting room where me and my mother where, laptop in hand, and shouts " this site does not sell flights to England! I'd much prefer if you didn't give me website addresses like that again, what in the name of god do you think I am, what would your mother say if she caught me?"

He had typed in www.bemybaby.com instead of www.bmibaby.com

Parents are in their late 60's and my dad is standing there showing me the homepage from this site thinking I was encouraging him to go there.....MORTO!

Solnskaya · 03-08-2011 11:43PM

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

That brings back memories alright, my dad(RIP) used to get really flustered when a love scene came on the screen. Even animals mating on screen embarrassed him.

my old ones used to make us turn off Dallas, claiming it was "only filth and dirt". I used to want the sofa to swallow me up if anything naughty came on, my folks were fairly "auld-fashioned". My own kids would break their holes laughing if I kicked up over anything like that.

Rocket19 · 04-08-2011 12:17AM

TrixIrl wrote: »

Mam insists on staying up to have a drink with me. She's quiet for ages and im hoping shes fallen asleep when suddenly she blurts out:

"Did ya ever lose a condom up inside yourself? I did once and your father had to get a torch and all to go look for it....."

Cue Dad arriving down for a glass of water. AWKWARD!!!

Mother of God, that's distressing. lol. I think I would retch if my Mum said that!

Recently though, I was looking for tights, went into my parents room to find some. I open my Mum's sock drawer...only to find this massive, blue dildo staring back at me.
I know it serves me right for going there, but it wasn't the SLIGHTEST bit hidden, just proudly sitting in the top drawer, on top of all the socks.
Ughhhhh.

Temptamperu · 04-08-2011 12:23AM

Rocket19 wrote: »

Mother of God, that's distressing. lol. I think I would retch if my Mum said that!

Recently though, I was looking for tights, went into my parents room to find some. I open my Mum's sock drawer...only to find this massive, blue dildo staring back at me.
I know it serves me right for going there, but it wasn't the SLIGHTEST bit hidden, just proudly sitting in the top drawer, on top of all the socks.
Ughhhhh.

Same thing happened me when i was snoopin for some good painkillers one day, I havent been in there since :P

Solnskaya · 04-08-2011 12:32AM

Rocket19 wrote: »

Mother of God, that's distressing. lol. I think I would retch if my Mum said that!

Recently though, I was looking for tights, went into my parents room to find some. I open my Mum's sock drawer...only to find this massive, blue dildo staring back at me.
I know it serves me right for going there, but it wasn't the SLIGHTEST bit hidden, just proudly sitting in the top drawer, on top of all the socks.
Ughhhhh.

there there, it's ok. Odds on your Da bought it for her and she was both disgusted and slightly pleased, in a,"soooo, they do come in that size" sort of a way. You are your parents in a few years btw. And YOUR kids will be recounting tales of all the times they found somthing embarrasing belonging to you.(time to burn that porn??):)

carefulnow100 · 04-08-2011 12:34AM

Rocket19 wrote: »

massive, blue dildo
Ughhhhh.

Temptamperu wrote: »

Same thing happened me :P

Also happened to me

:(:(:(

This is obviously a common thing!!

Teyla Emmagan · 04-08-2011 12:37AM

I had a nightmare when I was about ten and ran up the corridor to get into bed between my Mam and Dad.

About an hour later my Dad rolled round in the bed, wrapped his arm around me, and said "Is there anything you want darling?"

He hadn't even woken up.

Needless to say I fairly flew down the corridor regardless and never came back!!

Flincher · 04-08-2011 12:40AM

Got home last Christmas Eve to see that my mum had put up some lights on the, eh, hedge outside the house.

'oh did you see the lights I put on my bush?' 'oh it they took ages they kept getting tangled' 'mary was down and she said she might do something with her bush next year'.

Solnskaya · 04-08-2011 12:46AM

Teyla Emmagan wrote: »

I had a nightmare when I was about ten and ran up the corridor to get into bed between my Mam and Dad.

About an hour later my Dad rolled round in the bed, wrapped his arm around me, and said "Is there anything you want darling?"

He hadn't even woken up.

Needless to say I fairly flew down the corridor regardless and never came back!!

poor man was just offering tea. Judgementeyla.:)

yesno1234 · 04-08-2011 01:00AM

Was watching that episode of Family Guy where Peter finds out Chris has a humongous shlong. Well I was on the info for it (sky ya know what I mean) and it said "Peter finds out Chris is more well endowed than him" or something along those lines. So anyways I asked my da what endowed meant, cue him "ehhh ahhh emmmm it ehh means ehhh you're ehhhh well ehh blessed". God when I found out the real meaning I was fuppin mortified.

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