What is the most outrageous piece of B**s***e you have ever heard?

Columbia wrote: »

You should hear some of the stuff one of my friends comes out with.

The one which really sticks out for me is the time he told me all about how he's been a lifelong United fan, been to loads of important Champions League matches, knows Old Trafford like the back of his hand, was at Ryan Giggs' first match and Eric Cantona's last. Thing he doesn't seem to know is that I distinctly remember back in the early days of the friendship (5 years ago) he declared his hatred for football and had no idea who Steven Gerrard was.

edit: oh yeah, I've also posted about this girl several times on boards, but I had an ex-girlfriend who used to "get attacked" or be involved in near-fatal accidents every single time we fell out. It was all to get pity from me, and to my great shame it worked for several months.

That's just your typical United fan, he will be wearing a sky blue shirt in a couple of years:)

Theres this fella, (lets call him Joe) who often drinks in my local. His job involves him going to Liverpool for 3-4 days about 3 times a month. (This much is true). He claims when he is in Liverpool he is mates with Carragher, Gerrard and the others, goes out drinking with them, claimed that Reina offered to give him Spanish lessons and so on and on.

Either way last night I went to the pub for two quick ones before closing, where I met Mal, a mate. He said "Joe" was in earlier, had just got back from Liverpool and spent 20 mins saying himself and Gerrard were out on the tear in Liverpool on Saturday night and played some 5-a-side yesterday morning before he came back to Dublin. Mal let him talk, then told him that Gerrard has been in hospital for the last couple of days with a groin infection and is out of the squad for a few weeks. Showed him an article on the phone to confirm this.

Joe then says its all a smokescreen as Dalglish wants to dupe Ferguson, Wenger etc into believing he is injured.......etc etc etc, kept digging a bigger hole, then drank up and left, I hope thats the last we'll hear of him tbh.

Its pathetic when a bull****ter cant do a bit of basic research on thei crap story.

pa1 wrote: »

I was told in the pub tonight by a drunk fella that the best hurler he ever saw had one hand!
I've heard a lot but can't recall it now!

Maybe he was talking about Evan MacNamara.......................

Anything found on Match of the Day after an England game.

mikemac wrote: »

There was the girl I brought home once and she said:
"none of your fancy stuff, horse it in"

This girl gets around, I've been hearing that story all over Ireland

Also the one about Bono and Bruce Springsteen in Chapter One.
Boy they must be there every eve because the amount of people I know whose friends asked Bono's "friend" (Bruce) to take a pic of them with Bono is just amazing.

Some bloke over in Celeb & Showbiz swears that was his girlfriend...funnily enough backed out posting the pics at the last minute :rolleyes:

Mega Chin wrote: »

You misheard me.I said I promise you the best night of my life!
This was also a lie.

looks like we were both disappointed

I know someone who claims to have dated Owen Wilson when she lived in LA (would explain why he tried to top himself though) & I know a bloke who claimed to be a pilot, having been up in a twin engine plane once.
A mate of mine once claimed to have inherited a villa in Tuscany, when pressed about letting us use it he made up some story about it being delayed because of legalities in Italy, then when he was pushed about it again by some other mates a few months later he claimed to have given it to a charity. In his defence he does suffer quite badly from depression.

RichieC wrote: »

Oh man I went to school with one of the biggest bullsh*t artists...

He literally never stopped lying, every single word.

I think we all have/had a mate like that.

One of my mates is the kind of guy that no matter how great a story you have, he'll up it with a better made up one.