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Crazy ex's.....

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    mattjack wrote: »
    :pac::pac:

    mmmm for a knee trembler..?
    What you and she get up to is yer own business, but you'd better not get her knocked up again.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    kylith wrote: »
    What you and she get up to is yer own business, but you'd better not get her knocked up again.

    whatcha mean "again" ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    mattjack wrote: »
    whatcha mean "again" ?
    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    later10 wrote: »
    Have I had a crazy girlfriend?
    Yes. Every one of them.


    But why did she have to blackamail you:confused:
    :D
    That doesn't make you a fool at all. That just makes her kind of a prostitute. In the nicest possible way.

    theres a nice way to be a prostitute? :eek: how come no one told me? :eek:
    Ive had 2 crazy exes, the most recent guy an alcoholic who drank to forget, he told me some horrible nasty stuff about his ex, me being a trusting person I believed it all, only to hear from her how I apparantly forced myself on him, he's over 6ft, im 5ft 2:rolleyes: and that I wasnt allowing him to have any female friends when the only problem i ever had with him talking to any woman was his so called nut job ex, who he made up all the bulls*t up about,
    he even went as far to say she herself raped him and that had over 500eur worth of his stuff she wouldnt give back, aload of crap as he still wont collect his stuff, even though his current gf is living in cork aswell. and that she stole all his money.....
    in short a complete douche.


    but there was a complete wierdo who wouldnt stop texting, im a texter myself, as in i work in a call centre so i hate talking on the phone when im off, but if i didnt reply within 2 minutes i would get a stream of texts asking am i ok, has he said something, did i hate him


    these guys should come with warning signs, a few of my friends were waiting for me to be chopped up in little pieces, i really dont tknow why i went out with him, i felt no attraction at all....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 589 ✭✭✭Borat_Sagdiyev


    Went out with this girl a few years back, she was insecure to say the least.

    It was a long-distance relationship - I went out one night on a work night out and left my phone behind because the battery was low, it was definitely going to cut out during the night. I left it charging at home.

    I knew that she needed to be re-assured that I wasn't off having an affair, so I left the crowd I was with on two separate occasions during the night to attempt to ring her from a payphone. Rang out both times.

    I landed home around 2 in the morning, to 62 missed calls - FFS.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,414 ✭✭✭LC2010HIS


    iprawn wrote: »
    Lads can be fairly mental aswell!


    Yeah!

    Last guy I went "out out" with was a right freak back in December.
    He asked me to be his girlfriend a few days after we'd known eachother.

    He then pressured me into meeting his family *TWO-THREE WEEKS into dating him :eek:
    I'm a friendly girl and I dont like hurting peoples feelings so I went along with it. (never again will I be nice)

    He even texted me he loved me, all under a month.

    And at the same time he was texting school girls :eek: He was like, 22. CRAZY GUY
    When we broke up then, he was texting me texts meant for "other girls" and he posted up statuses on his FB about his new sexual exploits :rolleyes: He even got called out on his creepyness at one stage.


    Needless to say, a creep and a bit crazy id say if I had stuck around lol....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,219 ✭✭✭PK2008


    Complaining about a crazy ex is a prime indicator that you were in fact the crazy one


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Complaining about a crazy ex is a prime indicator that you were in fact the crazy one

    Shush!

    You'll blow my cover


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 296 ✭✭looky loo


    Last guy I dated before xmas, we were going out for about two weeks and he asked me 'When did I think I might fall in love with him?'.....:rolleyes: needless to say we broke up...anyway, have a private house phone, he, being a gardai proceeded to get my number...which i think is illegal and phone me all over xmas pestering me. Roll on to May he lands at my door asking me to go to the cinema....NUTS!!!!!!...:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,389 ✭✭✭mattjack


    Prior to mrsMattjack....I had a crazy ex....stuck with her for a long time too...large breasts numbed the pain.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    If women mention pregnancy just about the time you decide to mention you want to break up, that's crazy.

    If men mention travel or career right about the time you decide to mention you want to break up, that's crazy.

    If anyone calls you at 3am the morning after the break up has occurred....yeah, that's pretty much crazy!

    If you're beyond 30 and none of the above happens..... http://thenerdvana.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/forever-alone-copy.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭tan11ie


    Met a guy in a club one night (when i was a teen) anyway we had a kiss ect... said goodnight and goodbye at the end of the night.

    Next evening knock on the door.....turns out it's the guy i met in the club!!! his cousin lived around the corner from me.... ok that's fine (so i thought)

    two days later ....knock on the door....a pregnant ex class mate!...." are you with my fella"?...eh he didn't tell me about you!!!

    Anyhow told him to piss off as he had a girl and she was preggers....his reply.....I'll dump her for you!

    months of stalking...from him and his missus

    Need i say more:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭mardybumbum


    Used to go out with a seriously crazy lass back in secondary school. She was the first girl went out with and I assumed that this must be what relationships are like. I'm convinced she stole my mobile phone too and my friends jacket.
    I see her around town now and again and she puts the fear of god into me.

    I'm with a great girl now who makes up for all that wasted time. Awwww...:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭booboo88


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Complaining about a crazy ex is a prime indicator that you were in fact the crazy one

    You clearly haven't met my ex:rolleyes: after all the wierd ****, as soon as he gets with a new girl he texts me wanting to be friends,
    i suppose i learned never to lend a boyfriend money:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,433 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    later10 wrote: »
    But why did she have to blackamail you:confused:

    Agreed. Guys will do anything for sex, it's impossible that she had to blackmail him. Literally impossible. Unless...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,813 ✭✭✭TPD


    I've heard enough crazy ex stories to be genuinely worried about the sanity of the general populace. Never had anything like that personally though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 286 ✭✭dx22


    PK2008 wrote: »
    Complaining about a crazy ex is a prime indicator that you were in fact the crazy one

    Or if you claim you have never had a crazy ex then YOU are the crazy ex!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    dx22 wrote: »
    Or if you claim you have never had a crazy ex then YOU are the crazy ex!
    Ive had crazy ex's but i've definitely been the crazy ex too :pac:
    /flicks lips repeatedly

    Actually Im not sure is it a good or bad thing that I know this :confused:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 379 ✭✭Dammo


    LyndaMcL wrote: »
    ......tbh, I could happily go a year without sex, and my OH has seen many a dry spell!......

    You evil, evil woman!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    dx22 wrote: »
    Or if you claim you have never had a crazy ex then YOU are the crazy ex!

    oh no! i was just about to say i haven't had a crazy ex! :eek:

    i don't want to be crazy :(

    *gathers cats*


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭rambutman


    my crazy ex..............has

    1) Thrown a brick through my window once
    2) Robbed my house
    3) Assaulted a girl I was seeing after her
    4) Reported me to the police for being a drug-dealer (i am not.........but know one or two)
    5) Called my parents up and spilled the beans on every thing I'd ever done - not all that bad but some sh1t you just don't want your parents to know.......like "he was out partying all weekend last weekend you know"
    6) Told me if I didn't get back with her she'd report my father for being a paedo!!
    7) Gone through facebook accounts, email accounts, mobile phones wallets........she never found anything out cos there was nothing to find out

    ....and thats just the **** that comes to mind.

    too bad i'm still legally married to her!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    rambutman wrote: »
    my crazy ex..............has

    1) Thrown a brick through my window once
    2) Robbed my house
    3) Assaulted a girl I was seeing after her
    4) Reported me to the police for being a drug-dealer (i am not.........but know one or two)
    5) Called my parents up and spilled the beans on every thing I'd ever done - not all that bad but some sh1t you just don't want your parents to know.......like "he was out partying all weekend last weekend you know"
    6) Told me if I didn't get back with her she'd report my father for being a paedo!!
    7) Gone through facebook accounts, email accounts, mobile phones wallets........she never found anything out cos there was nothing to find out

    ....and thats just the **** that comes to mind.

    too bad i'm still legally married to her!!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: holy CRAAP, and I thought stalking me was bad :eek::eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭rambutman


    carlybabe1 wrote: »
    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: holy CRAAP, and I thought stalking me was bad :eek::eek:

    a bit of plain old stalking..............by god that would be easy!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 65 ✭✭LCruiser Kid


    rambutman wrote: »
    my crazy ex..............has

    1) Thrown a brick through my window once
    2) Robbed my house
    3) Assaulted a girl I was seeing after her
    4) Reported me to the police for being a drug-dealer (i am not.........but know one or two)
    5) Called my parents up and spilled the beans on every thing I'd ever done - not all that bad but some sh1t you just don't want your parents to know.......like "he was out partying all weekend last weekend you know"
    6) Told me if I didn't get back with her she'd report my father for being a paedo!!
    7) Gone through facebook accounts, email accounts, mobile phones wallets........she never found anything out cos there was nothing to find out

    ....and thats just the **** that comes to mind.

    too bad i'm still legally married to her!!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek: Oh dear god, that is some misfortune. Hell on earth.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭carlybabe1


    rambutman wrote: »
    a bit of plain old stalking..............by god that would be easy!!!

    I tell ye you should get a "girlfriend" with some 'tude, let her knock the sh(te outta your ex :mad: I hate nutbars


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    rambutman wrote: »
    my crazy ex..............has

    1) Thrown a brick through my window once
    2) Robbed my house
    3) Assaulted a girl I was seeing after her
    4) Reported me to the police for being a drug-dealer (i am not.........but know one or two)
    5) Called my parents up and spilled the beans on every thing I'd ever done - not all that bad but some sh1t you just don't want your parents to know.......like "he was out partying all weekend last weekend you know"
    6) Told me if I didn't get back with her she'd report my father for being a paedo!!
    7) Gone through facebook accounts, email accounts, mobile phones wallets........she never found anything out cos there was nothing to find out

    ....and thats just the **** that comes to mind.

    too bad i'm still legally married to her!!

    Would you mind PM'ing me her number? Her and my ex HAVE to meet.


    More or less in the same boat as yourself, even being legally married to him. In the middle of sorting it out though. Jesus, I don't know where to begin with the shit he's done. I've protection and barring orders out against him at the moment, and there will be another court date for some damage he did recently. We broke up not long after we got married (or rather I did the breaking up), but we were stuck living together for a while. He got even more obsessive about me after we were married. I think he thought while he was living with me there was still a chance. While he was still in the house he did the whole phone / laptop checking crap too.

    I've told him I'm seeing someone else, but he keeps asking me to finish it with himself to go back to him. One phone call is ass-kissing stuff, the next is a pile of abuse. The cops told me Im to record his calls, so I have been. He won't leave my parents alone either, turns up there drunk demanding to know where I am, and wingeing that he still 'loves' me. I really feel sorry for them, they don't deserve that, and they put up with his shit for years. They actually want to move over him :(

    As I said, fire me her number - problem solved for us both!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 287 ✭✭rambutman


    Abi wrote: »
    turns up there drunk demanding to know where I am, and wingeing that he still 'loves' me.

    thank dear god she doesn't drink that much............if she was male I'd be in hiding.

    PM SENT!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭crazym02


    My ex is one thing, My WIFE IS a WHOLE OTHER STORY lol


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 202 ✭✭chloek


    I have been lucky compared to some people on here.
    My husband has remained friendly to me and I don't deserve it, I was a cheating bitch.
    You don't appreciate what you had until its gone.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    rambutman wrote: »
    my crazy ex..............has

    1) Thrown a brick through my window once
    2) Robbed my house
    3) Assaulted a girl I was seeing after her
    4) Reported me to the police for being a drug-dealer (i am not.........but know one or two)
    5) Called my parents up and spilled the beans on every thing I'd ever done - not all that bad but some sh1t you just don't want your parents to know.......like "he was out partying all weekend last weekend you know"
    6) Told me if I didn't get back with her she'd report my father for being a paedo!!
    7) Gone through facebook accounts, email accounts, mobile phones wallets........she never found anything out cos there was nothing to find out

    ....and thats just the **** that comes to mind.

    too bad i'm still legally married to her!!

    this seems almost mild compared to mine :/
    some similar things like bringing your family/friends/new person you're with into it, fortunately though that is the stuff that made me report it and make it stop.


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