Crazy ex's.....

iprawn · 31-07-2011 03:10AM #1

About four years ago, i had a relationship with this girl, and she turned out to be fairly mental, not to say that we didnt have our good times, it just turned out we were just really bad for each other, she did some crazy things to me, checking my phone, facebook etc..blackmailing me for sex..crazy crazy stuff...so i was just wondering if anyone else out there had any similar ex's or if they were crazy themselves?
Second thread! on boards..this topic is probably already exhausted..but what the hell...

Irishpimpdude · 31-07-2011 03:13AM

iprawn wrote: »

About four years ago, i had a relationship with this girl, and she turned out to be fairly mental, not to say that we didnt have our good times, it just turned out we were just really bad for each other, she did some crazy things to me, checking my phone, facebook etc..blackmailing me for sex..crazy crazy stuff...so i was just wondering if anyone else out there had any similar ex's or if they were crazy themselves?
Second thread! on boards..this topic is probably already exhausted..but what the hell...

Nooooooooooo! women are really sane :rolleyes:

Asphyxia · 31-07-2011 03:16AM

Bahahaha!!!! You just described the life of someone I know, right down to the time it was all happening to them!

:):pac:

I myself never had a crazy ex! I've went out with some idiots but they weren't paranoid or insecure just plain d**ks.

Storminateacup · 31-07-2011 03:28AM

im usually the mental girlfriend.

the one thats like magic, that disappears on nights out and doesnt surface for days

iprawn · 31-07-2011 03:30AM

Storminateacup wrote: »

im usually the mental girlfriend.

the one thats like magic, that disappears on nights out and doesnt surface for days

these girlfriends do not exist i find....

krudler · 31-07-2011 03:31AM

Crazy jealous ex yeah, got almost dumped because a friend, single at the time, sent me a pic message of him with some cocktail/promo girl at a night out, got this WHILE in bed, asleep at some hour of a sunday night with said ex, she went ballistic becuase he was a bad influence and clearly I'd rather be out with him rather than in bed with her, its funny how people you fancy the proverbial pants off initially turn out to be psychos later on.

CoalBucket · 31-07-2011 03:39AM

Had something similar with an ex gf, she was fookin mental. wouldnt go away, used to bump into me outside work, I live in Cork she lived in Dublin !!!!!

Anyway since then she has requested me as a friend on Facebook 4 times.

Professey Chin · 31-07-2011 03:40AM

Bad memories about ex.
Its mad really. Her I dont mind at all. Actually ill admit I still like a lot of her personality and I can admit I was a bit of a cnut about a lot of things before and after we broke up.
But I know a lot of sh!t she said about me, my family and people I care about. She can say what she wants about me ( a bit is desevered). About my family and that, she can go fcuk herself

krudler · 31-07-2011 03:41AM

I've literally not seen or spoken to that ex since the night we broke up, we split, she picked up her stuff the day after while I was at work, havent seen or texted or spoken to her since, I know shes engaged, possibly married now, that poor guys dick must be in a jar under lock and key at this stage.

Urbanrose · 31-07-2011 03:54AM

iprawn wrote: »

these girlfriends do not exist i find....

I'd never get the chance

Chris P. Bacon · 31-07-2011 03:57AM

krudler wrote: »

I've literally not seen or spoken to that ex since the night we broke up, we split, she picked up her stuff the day after while I was at work, havent seen or texted or spoken to her since, I know shes engaged, possibly married now, that poor guys dick must be in a jar under lock and key at this stage.

Probably better off in fairness.

The Internet Explorer · 31-07-2011 04:09AM

Bitches be crazy f*cking psychopaths.

iprawn · 31-07-2011 04:13AM

The Internet Explorer wrote: »

Bitches be crazy f*cking psychopaths.

Lads can be fairly mental aswell!

later12 · 31-07-2011 04:13AM

Have I had a crazy girlfriend?
Yes. Every one of them.

iprawn wrote: »

blackmailing me for sex

But why did she have to blackamail you

The Internet Explorer · 31-07-2011 04:14AM

iprawn wrote: »

Lads can be fairly mental aswell!

We certainly can. Arrrrggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

iprawn · 31-07-2011 04:16AM

later10 wrote: »

Have I had a crazy girlfriend?
Yes. Every one of them.

But why did she have to blackamail you

She would be like ''do this for me'' id be like naaaaaa then she'd say something like ''ill do that thing you like'' then like a fool id do it....:D

The Internet Explorer · 31-07-2011 04:18AM

iprawn wrote: »

She would be like ''do this for me'' id be like naaaaaa then she'd say something like ''ill do that thing you like'' then like a fool id do it....:D

That doesn't make you a fool at all. That just makes her kind of a prostitute. In the nicest possible way.

Storminateacup · 31-07-2011 05:05AM

iprawn wrote: »

these girlfriends do not exist i find....

that summed me up from the age of 17-21.

I always thought I would be one of those runaway brides. Wearing a pair of nikes under the wedding dress, instead of a pair of heels.

aujopimur · 31-07-2011 09:05AM

This reminds me of my ex wife.

EverEvolving · 31-07-2011 09:25AM

Men be crazy too, a friend had to call the cops on my ex one night as he was about to break down her door thinking I was in there, by the time they came he had left a good dent in it. Psycho.

What starts off as passionate can turn in to crazy very quickly.

Gummy Panda · 31-07-2011 09:30AM

Yes, I've had a crazy ex

*Remembers the mean crazy *****

I haz sad now

mattjack · 31-07-2011 09:56AM

Storminateacup wrote: »

im usually the mental girlfriend.

the one thats like magic, that disappears on nights out and doesnt surface for days

none of mine ever disappeared on me...I eventually married one of them...

Dravokivich · 31-07-2011 10:12AM

Appearently I'm a racist... all my fordinner friends thought that was hilarous.

willow tree · 31-07-2011 10:23AM

baby daddys be craaaazy!
well ok he wasnt a baby dady just an ex but he be crazy..in the relationship a year but i felt it was going nowhere so broke up,q stalker alert... turning up outside work, where i live,etc wanting to talk! sending fb messages and telling everyone i even vaguely knew that we were meant to be together... jeez, if he'd put that much effort into relationship, anyways... all a bit bunny boiler

Kevin Duffy · 31-07-2011 10:47AM

I've a few mentalists on my rap sheet, a couple of them pretty extreme, but jaysis the sex was great. Crazy sex might actually be the best kind.

Esoteric_ · 31-07-2011 12:44PM

I had a crazy ex boyfriend, just to show that all women aren't nutters

We dated for 2 years and for the last year he would basically ignore me for 2 weeks straight. He used to pester me for sex and if I didn't want it then I pretty much had to give him a hand job because he "couldn't sleep" with an erection. I have a pretty bad history with one other ex who attacked me, and the crazy guy (we'll call him D) told me that the same thing had happened to him with his ex girlfriend, which turned out to be total sh!t because then anytime I wanted or needed to talk about what happened to me, he'd say that because of his ex girlfriend, he couldn't handle it

when we eventually broke up (he dumped me), I moved on and started dating my current OH. D decides it's a great idea to call me constantly telling me he's still in love with me. He gets with a girl who is a boardsie and tells her I'm a psycho that is obsessed with him, while telling me that she's a jealous, insecure, obsessive girlfriend that doesn't allow him to contact me. Fast forward a few months and he met up with me (as mates!) behind her back. Eventually they break up, she and I talk and I find out that he told her I sexually assaulted him and was obsessed with sex (tbh, I could happily go a year without sex, and my OH has seen many a dry spell!), he also told her some awful things about my family that were not true, ad told her that my parents made him buy them a 10,000EUR kitchen! So I just texted him and said "thanks so much for the kitchen

Never text me again."

Fast forward again and he tells me he's in Dublin (nearly a year after I told him I wanted my stuff back, which he was determined to hold on to for some reason). I asked him what stuff of mine he had with him and he said "everything" but then told me he didn't have my expensive shoes, bags and make up, only my clothes that I didn't want. So I ignored him. He texted and called me more than 100 times in the next 24 hours trying to get me to meet up with him.

And that's the last of it because I got a new phone and can now block specific numbers!

orourkeda · 31-07-2011 12:46PM

iprawn wrote: »

About four years ago, i had a relationship with this girl, and she turned out to be fairly mental, not to say that we didnt have our good times, it just turned out we were just really bad for each other, she did some crazy things to me, checking my phone, facebook etc..blackmailing me for sex..crazy crazy stuff...so i was just wondering if anyone else out there had any similar ex's or if they were crazy themselves?
Second thread! on boards..this topic is probably already exhausted..but what the hell...

why wouldn't you ride her without having to be blackmailed into it?

kylith · 31-07-2011 12:52PM

I went out with a guy that used to show up at my house (when I was living with my parents) drunk out of his mind, hardly able to stand at about 4am. His neighbours used to regularly call the cops when he and his parents argued because they'd properly go at it; yelling, throwing things etc.

My mum recently confessed that she had my brothers on standby to kick the shit out of him and see him off if he and I looked like going on too long, and that she lived in terror of me getting pregnant because "we'd never have been able to get rid of him".

I bumped into him a few months ago and he's still damn sexy.

mattjack · 31-07-2011 12:57PM

kylith wrote: »

I went out with a guy that used to show up at my house (when I was living with my parents) drunk out of his mind, hardly able to stand at about 4am. His neighbours used to regularly call the cops when he and his parents argued because they'd properly go at it; yelling, throwing things etc.

My mum recently confessed that she had my brothers on standby to kick the shit out of him and see him off if he and I looked like going on too long, and that she lived in terror of me getting pregnant because "we'd never have been able to get rid of him".

I bumped into him a few months ago and he's still damn sexy.

I always knew your mum fancied me secretly too...

kylith · 31-07-2011 12:59PM

mattjack wrote: »

I always knew your mum fancied me secretly too...

She says she'll meet you behind the bike sheds at 4 o'clock.

mattjack · 31-07-2011 01:02PM

:pac::pac:

kylith wrote: »

She says she'll meet you behind the bike sheds at 4 o'clock.

mmmm for a knee trembler..?

Crazy ex's.....

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