You are Rich,Evil and Intent on Destroying Ireland - Tell Us How!

nomnomnom · 30-07-2011 09:47PM #1

Would you buy a fleet of old Soviet planes and airdrop free Crystal Meth from Creeslough to Cork ?

Would you hire mercenaries and invade?

Would you engineer another blight on the potatoes?

Would you hire millions of North Koreans,smuggle them into the country and pay them to spit on everyones food just before they ate it until the entire country imploded in frustration and anger?

We already know how politicians and their cronies do it , lets hear how you would do it .

Im not insinuating that anyone actually wants to ... but if you did!?

bnt · 30-07-2011 09:49PM

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

The Left Hand Of God · 30-07-2011 09:50PM

I don't think you really thought that out tbh.

nomnomnom · 30-07-2011 09:52PM

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

Temptamperu · 30-07-2011 09:52PM

HAvent the Rich and evil already destroyed Ireland

30-07-2011 09:54PM

Put FF back in Government, job done.

Nodin · 30-07-2011 09:54PM

nomnomnom wrote: »

Would you buy a fleet of old Soviet planes and airdrop free Crystal Meth from Creeslough to Cork ?

Would you hire mercenaries and invade?

Would you engineer another blight on the potatoes?

Would you hire millions of North Koreans,smuggle them into the country and pay them to spit on everyones food just before they ate it until the entire country imploded in frustration and anger?

We already know how politicians and their cronies do it , lets hear how you would do it .

Im not insinuating that anyone actually wants to ... but if you did!?

If I did......I'd do much as has been done so far....

looky loo · 30-07-2011 09:56PM

Ban alcohol.

looky loo · 30-07-2011 09:57PM

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Ripley your alive.........:)

Mickeroo · 30-07-2011 09:57PM

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Fcukin A

nomnomnom · 30-07-2011 09:58PM

Temptamperu wrote: »

HAvent the Rich and evil already destroyed Ireland

Aye but Im sure we can think of more flamboyant or entertaining ways ...

RoverJames wrote: »

Put FF back in Government, job done.

Pay everyones mortgages in exchange for them voting Fianna Fail back in ! Then start all over !

Einhard · 30-07-2011 10:00PM

Open a bank.

Gordon · 30-07-2011 10:01PM

I'd put the country on an express elevator to hell, going down!

Executive Steve · 30-07-2011 10:02PM

I'd heavily invest in credit default swaps in the American sub prime mortgage market and get my golfing buddies in the Ministry of Finance to tell the Central Bank and the Financial Services regulator to look the other way while I approved huge personal unbacked loans to their property developer mates, and then when it all goes inevitably tits-up I'd get my buddies in the Dáil to give me a guarantee on my losses underwritten by the taxpayers.

THEN, as the country grinds to it's knees in the middle of a severe recession I'd hire an army of semi-literate mongs to start threads on After Hours blaming it all on travellers, single mothers, immigrants and social welfare recipients.

Agricola · 30-07-2011 10:04PM

Bring in legislation to enforce compulsory mass going. Hefty fines and possible custodial sentences for those who break the law. Mass emigration ensues - country is yours in 3 to 6 months.

AnamGlas · 30-07-2011 10:04PM

I'd become a banker

Jarren · 30-07-2011 10:08PM

closed down all Takeaways:pac:

looky loo · 30-07-2011 10:10PM

Executive Steve wrote: »

I'd heavily invest in credit default swaps in the American sub prime mortgage market and get my golfing buddies in the Ministry of Finance to tell the Central Bank and the Financial Services regulator to look the other way while I approved huge personal unbacked loans to their property developer mates, and then when it all goes inevitably tits-up I'd get my buddies in the Dáil to give me a guarantee on my losses underwritten by the taxpayers.

THEN, as the country grinds to it's knees in the middle of a severe recession I'd hire an army of semi-literate mongs to start threads on After Hours blaming it all on travellers, single mothers, immigrants and social welfare recipients.

Hopefully the semi-literate mongs wont post twice either.

gcgirl · 30-07-2011 10:15PM

Borrow billions off cheap german euros off irish banks and default the payments

catbear · 30-07-2011 10:15PM

I'd fund campaigns to sever Ireland from the EU and seeing how good this society was at providing housing for itself without being craven, it should last until all the tinned food has run out.

chunkylover4 · 30-07-2011 10:16PM

looky loo wrote: »

Hopefully the semi-literate mongs wont post twice either.

or make a post that is factually incorrect, for example stating that Irish banks had heavily invested in the US sub-prime market.

Superbus · 30-07-2011 10:19PM

Tannoy speakers playing adult contemporary music.

You may think that would be more manageable than, say, Jedward or something, but in reality, imagine listening to this kind of crap over and over. The country would be evacuated of all intelligent life within minutes.

epgc3fyqirnbsx · 30-07-2011 10:23PM

I'd throw a massive aerool can in the fire

The_Thing · 30-07-2011 10:24PM

Have scientists dig something up out of the ice in Antarctica

Mickeroo · 30-07-2011 10:24PM

Seriously though, Aliens is class, I much prefer it to the Ridley Scott directed original. Probably not quite as nuanced a film as Scott's but certainly more entertaining and also probably gave us one of, if not the greatest on screen heroins ever in Lt. Ellen Ripley, a performance which earned Sigourney Weaver a best actress oscar nomination. Great stuff.

Littlehorny · 30-07-2011 10:32PM

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

you can't make that decision, no offence but your just a grunt.;)

up for anything · 30-07-2011 10:39PM

looky loo wrote: »

Hopefully the semi-literate mongs wont post twice either.

chunkylover4 wrote: »

or make a post that is factually incorrect, for example stating that Irish banks had heavily invested in the US sub-prime market.

Did you think he was pointing the finger at you?

:D

Gordon · 30-07-2011 10:44PM

I'll make a machine to go out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Ireland is dead.

michael999999 · 30-07-2011 10:44PM

Me and my mate "Fingers" would loan billions to ourselves and to our builder buddies who would pay hundreds of millions for a unusable site in Dublin, then when they cant pay anything back we would all retire with our massive pensions and answer no questions to any investigations that may follow

Screw you Ireland is what we say, were untouchable!

retroactive · 30-07-2011 10:54PM

First, I would open a bank. Then I would begin giving out 100% mortgages...

chunkylover4 · 30-07-2011 10:58PM

retroactive wrote: »

First, I would open a bank. Then I would begin giving out 100% mortgages...

and assume that the average person is an idiot that can't make a decision without shooting themselves in the face.

You are Rich,Evil and Intent on Destroying Ireland - Tell Us How!

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