You are Rich,Evil and Intent on Destroying Ireland - Tell Us How!

nomnomnom

Would you buy a fleet of old Soviet planes and airdrop free Crystal Meth from Creeslough to Cork ?

Would you hire mercenaries and invade?

Would you engineer another blight on the potatoes?

Would you hire millions of North Koreans,smuggle them into the country and pay them to spit on everyones food just before they ate it until the entire country imploded in frustration and anger?

We already know how politicians and their cronies do it , lets hear how you would do it .

Im not insinuating that anyone actually wants to ... but if you did!?

bnt

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

The Left Hand Of God

I don't think you really thought that out tbh.

nomnomnom

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER

Temptamperu

HAvent the Rich and evil already destroyed Ireland

Put FF back in Government, job done.

Nodin

nomnomnom wrote: »

Would you buy a fleet of old Soviet planes and airdrop free Crystal Meth from Creeslough to Cork ?

Would you hire mercenaries and invade?

Would you engineer another blight on the potatoes?

Would you hire millions of North Koreans,smuggle them into the country and pay them to spit on everyones food just before they ate it until the entire country imploded in frustration and anger?

We already know how politicians and their cronies do it , lets hear how you would do it .

Im not insinuating that anyone actually wants to ... but if you did!?

If I did......I'd do much as has been done so far....

looky loo

Ban alcohol.

looky loo

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Ripley your alive.........:)

Mickeroo

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Fcukin A

nomnomnom

Temptamperu wrote: »

HAvent the Rich and evil already destroyed Ireland

Aye but Im sure we can think of more flamboyant or entertaining ways ...

RoverJames wrote: »

Put FF back in Government, job done.

Pay everyones mortgages in exchange for them voting Fianna Fail back in ! Then start all over !

Einhard

Open a bank.

Gordon

I'd put the country on an express elevator to hell, going down!

Executive Steve

I'd heavily invest in credit default swaps in the American sub prime mortgage market and get my golfing buddies in the Ministry of Finance to tell the Central Bank and the Financial Services regulator to look the other way while I approved huge personal unbacked loans to their property developer mates, and then when it all goes inevitably tits-up I'd get my buddies in the Dáil to give me a guarantee on my losses underwritten by the taxpayers.

THEN, as the country grinds to it's knees in the middle of a severe recession I'd hire an army of semi-literate mongs to start threads on After Hours blaming it all on travellers, single mothers, immigrants and social welfare recipients.

Agricola

Bring in legislation to enforce compulsory mass going. Hefty fines and possible custodial sentences for those who break the law. Mass emigration ensues - country is yours in 3 to 6 months.

AnamGlas

I'd become a banker

Jarren

closed down all Takeaways:pac:

looky loo

Executive Steve wrote: »

I'd heavily invest in credit default swaps in the American sub prime mortgage market and get my golfing buddies in the Ministry of Finance to tell the Central Bank and the Financial Services regulator to look the other way while I approved huge personal unbacked loans to their property developer mates, and then when it all goes inevitably tits-up I'd get my buddies in the Dáil to give me a guarantee on my losses underwritten by the taxpayers.

THEN, as the country grinds to it's knees in the middle of a severe recession I'd hire an army of semi-literate mongs to start threads on After Hours blaming it all on travellers, single mothers, immigrants and social welfare recipients.

Hopefully the semi-literate mongs wont post twice either.

gcgirl

Borrow billions off cheap german euros off irish banks and default the payments

catbear

I'd fund campaigns to sever Ireland from the EU and seeing how good this society was at providing housing for itself without being craven, it should last until all the tinned food has run out.

chunkylover4

looky loo wrote: »

Hopefully the semi-literate mongs wont post twice either.

or make a post that is factually incorrect, for example stating that Irish banks had heavily invested in the US sub-prime market.

Superbus

Tannoy speakers playing adult contemporary music.

You may think that would be more manageable than, say, Jedward or something, but in reality, imagine listening to this kind of crap over and over. The country would be evacuated of all intelligent life within minutes.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I'd throw a massive aerool can in the fire

The_Thing

Have scientists dig something up out of the ice in Antarctica

Mickeroo

Seriously though, Aliens is class, I much prefer it to the Ridley Scott directed original. Probably not quite as nuanced a film as Scott's but certainly more entertaining and also probably gave us one of, if not the greatest on screen heroins ever in Lt. Ellen Ripley, a performance which earned Sigourney Weaver a best actress oscar nomination. Great stuff.

Littlehorny

bnt wrote: »

I say we take off and nuke the country from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

you can't make that decision, no offence but your just a grunt.;)

up for anything

looky loo wrote: »

Hopefully the semi-literate mongs wont post twice either.

chunkylover4 wrote: »

or make a post that is factually incorrect, for example stating that Irish banks had heavily invested in the US sub-prime market.

Did you think he was pointing the finger at you? :D

Gordon

I'll make a machine to go out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until Ireland is dead.

michael999999

Me and my mate "Fingers" would loan billions to ourselves and to our builder buddies who would pay hundreds of millions for a unusable site in Dublin, then when they cant pay anything back we would all retire with our massive pensions and answer no questions to any investigations that may follow

Screw you Ireland is what we say, were untouchable!

retroactive

First, I would open a bank. Then I would begin giving out 100% mortgages...

chunkylover4

retroactive wrote: »

First, I would open a bank. Then I would begin giving out 100% mortgages...

and assume that the average person is an idiot that can't make a decision without shooting themselves in the face.

red menace

1, Start destroying up power stations
2, Blow up telephone exchanges
3, Destroy Mobile phone towers
4, Start ripping up airport runways
5, Commandeer the sea ports, no ships in or out
6, Wait

Earthday

red menace wrote: »

1, Start destroying up power stations
2, Blow up telephone exchanges
3, Destroy Mobile phone towers
4, Start ripping up airport runways
5, Commandeer the sea ports, no ships in or out
6, Wait

7, ????

8, Profit?

Badgermonkey

I'd deploy 10,000 winged Twinks, cloned in my Mountain Laboratory, to perform Billy Barry routines 'til not one among you survives.

Fly my winged hags, fly!

Manach

Re: Twinks, the OP said evil, not completely evil. I'm off to read the Evil over-list for inspiration. Offhand, I'd say: Announce that we have struck oil, and wait for the US to "liberate" us.

Pdfile

Executive Steve wrote: »

I'd heavily invest in credit default swaps in the American sub prime mortgage market and get my golfing buddies in the Ministry of Finance to tell the Central Bank and the Financial Services regulator to look the other way while I approved huge personal unbacked loans to their property developer mates, and then when it all goes inevitably tits-up I'd get my buddies in the Dáil to give me a guarantee on my losses underwritten by the taxpayers.

THEN, as the country grinds to it's knees in the middle of a severe recession I'd hire an army of semi-literate mongs to start threads on After Hours blaming it all on travellers, single mothers, immigrants and social welfare recipients.

we aren't getting any pay

zenno

nomnomnom wrote: »

Would you buy a fleet of old Soviet planes and airdrop free Crystal Meth from Creeslough to Cork ?

Would you hire mercenaries and invade?

Would you engineer another blight on the potatoes?

Would you hire millions of North Koreans,smuggle them into the country and pay them to spit on everyones food just before they ate it until the entire country imploded in frustration and anger?

We already know how politicians and their cronies do it , lets hear how you would do it .

Im not insinuating that anyone actually wants to ... but if you did!?

I would buy up the pufferfish's death chemical from this fish species from the far east and dry it and grain it into fine dust in a factory (of course fully protected) then i would fly my private single or twin engine airplanes over ireland at 5 thousand feet or above and release this over a very wide area and that should zombify the population and then control them (well the ones that were not buried alive)


zombification is a punishment for severe crimes. Coupe poudre is the powder used by a bokur to induce zombification. The active ingredient of coupe poudre is tetradotoxin (TTX), produced in the liver and ovaries of some species of puffer fish (e.g. Fugu rubripes). TTX is a neurotoxin 500 times more potent than cyanide. It acts by blocking the sodium ion channels which enable nerve and heart cells to produce electrical impulses. In miniscule doses TTX causes a near-death state in which metabolic functions are depressed, so that breathing and pulse rate are undetectable. Total paralysis follows, although the brain and senses remain intact. The victim is thought to be dead and is buried alive.

nomnomnom

Id pay RTE to broadcast Joe Pesci saying 'Borris-on-Ossry,Kinnegad and Leitirmacaward' constantly 24 hours a day on all tv channels and radio frequencies.
Have the words 'to,me,myself,I and Mister' changed to 'Pesci'
Change the name of the colours blue,yellow,green and purple changed to 'Pesci'.
Have 'Pesci' spelled out so as to be visible from the moon in agent orange sprayed from the top to the bottom of ireland.

Then Pesci would invite Pesci Pesci Ireland and Pesci would say 'Pesci Pesci,would you like Pesci run our great Pesci nation as a huge casino and be our new dictator?'

Then Pesci Pesci would say 'Sure but I wanna change the entire colour scheme to Pesci,Pesci and Pesci'

Le Fin.

nomnomnom

zenno wrote: »

I would buy up the pufferfish's death chemical from this fish species from the far east and dry it and grain it into fine dust in a factory (of course fully protected) then i would fly my private single or twin engine airplanes over ireland at 5 thousand feet or above and release this over a very wide area and that should zombify the population and then control them (well the ones that were not buried alive)


zombification is a punishment for severe crimes. Coupe poudre is the powder used by a bokur to induce zombification. The active ingredient of coupe poudre is tetradotoxin (TTX), produced in the liver and ovaries of some species of puffer fish (e.g. Fugu rubripes). TTX is a neurotoxin 500 times more potent than cyanide. It acts by blocking the sodium ion channels which enable nerve and heart cells to produce electrical impulses. In miniscule doses TTX causes a near-death state in which metabolic functions are depressed, so that breathing and pulse rate are undetectable. Total paralysis follows, although the brain and senses remain intact. The victim is thought to be dead and is buried alive.

Would you put them all in embarrassing pervy poses then and send photos to their relatives abroad?

Disleksic

Executive Steve wrote: »

I'd heavily invest in credit default swaps in the American sub prime mortgage market and get my golfing buddies in the Ministry of Finance to tell the Central Bank and the Financial Services regulator to look the other way while I approved huge personal unbacked loans to their property developer mates, and then when it all goes inevitably tits-up I'd get my buddies in the Dáil to give me a guarantee on my losses underwritten by the taxpayers.

THEN, as the country grinds to it's knees in the middle of a severe recession I'd hire an army of semi-literate mongs to start threads on After Hours blaming it all on travellers, single mothers, immigrants and social welfare recipients.

It's a capital T on Travellers, you semi-literate mong. :rolleyes:

nomnomnom

Disleksic wrote: »

It's a capital T on Travellers, you semi-literate mong. :rolleyes:

Maybe he just meant travellers?

stacexD

Buy all the alcohol and have it flowing through a tank on top of all the roads with a reinforced bullet and scumbag proof glass top.

Give everyone who has been on the dole for more than 5 years a job in the banks.

Ban potatoes, mince and carrots.

Dye EVERYONES hair ginger.

Dub over all TV & radio shows with Enda Kenny's voice between the hours of 6am and 11pm.

Grass tax. €1 per square cm, non-payment = jail (which btw is run by priests and has no security cameras)

Disleksic

nomnomnom wrote: »

Maybe he just meant travellers?

Maybe he meant Single Mothers as well.

nomnomnom

Disleksic wrote: »

Maybe he meant Single Mothers as well.

lol I take my hat off to you sir

Helix

why bother spending my money on something that ireland is managing quite well on its own without my help to begin with?

Norwayviking

Take Ireland out of EU.

hatrickpatrick

Prohibit alcohol and vigorously enforce it.
Entire population dies from withdrawal symptoms within, oh, maybe about 25 minutes?

zenno

nomnomnom wrote: »

Would you put them all in embarrassing pervy poses then and send photos to their relatives abroad?

wasn't you're thread enabled by the comment/question...

You are Rich,Evil and Intent on Destroying Ireland - Tell Us How!

this is how I would do it regarding my previous comment lol but probably not there again. I suppose why turn the Irish people into zombies when they already are zombies ?.

don't get me wrong, not all but a lot.

also why do you say pervy poses and send photos to their relatives abroad ?.

thats a weird thing to say when you created a thread about what way you would destroy Ireland. what's all this pervy and photo's crap you are talking about ?. where did you come up with that weirdo s*it.

nomnomnom

zenno wrote: »

wasn't you're thread enabled by the comment/question...

this is how I would do it regarding my previous comment lol but probably not there again. I suppose why turn the Irish people into zombies when they already are zombies ?.

don't get me wrong, not all but a lot.

also why do you say pervy poses and send photos to their relatives abroad ?.

thats a weird thing to say when you created a thread about what way you would destroy Ireland. what's all this pervy and photo's crap you are talking about ?. where did you come up with that weirdo s*it.

The thread is about what way you would destroy Ireland .

Weirdo sh*t? I didnt say you were weird when you mentioned zombies.

Also its a common response from people when asked if they could freeze time or control people that they would put them in compromising positions.

bnt

Norwayviking wrote: »

Take Ireland out of EU.

Yeah - and while you're at it, take Ireland off the Euro and bring back the Punt. Watch in amusement as millions of people try and get their money out of the banks - and in to hard goods, commodities or out of the country - before hyper-inflation strips their cash of 95% of its current value. Then experience the schadenfreude as the economy collapses and people start asking to be paid in Dollars. OK, it won't be quite as bad as Zimbabwe ... call it Zimbabwe Lite. Isn't Economics fun!

Nevermind_

Massive doses of LSD in the water supply
Might not completely destroy the country but it would be fun to watch