Adverse Reaction to chatting someone up/asking someone out

Dan133269 · 29-07-2011 11:54AM #1

Hello all,

I thought this might be an interesting idea for a thread. Some girls, or possible fellas (although I'd say they're in the minority) react strangely to basic human nature.

I once tried to get off with a girl in a late bar in Limerick, was getting on great with her, dancing, I threw the head on her and she pulled away. Fair enough I thought, shot down but sure it happens. Then she starts desperately pushing her way through the crowded pub as quick as she could glancing back at me frantically with terror etched all over her face, as if I had tried to rape her.

Friend of mine in a pub in Galway approached 2 girls sitting on stools near the bar, said hello how's it going to 1 of them. Instantly, the other girl leapt off her seat and whacked my friend as hard as she could in the jaw. I thought it was the funniest story I ever heard.

So, good people of After Hours, entertain us with your jocular anecdotes of unrequited love and/or lust!

Kinetic^ · 29-07-2011 11:55AM

Bitches be crazy!

29-07-2011 12:00PM

They're just playing hard to get.

py2006 · 29-07-2011 12:06PM

Dan133269 wrote: »

Friend of mine in a pub in Galway approached 2 girls sitting on stools near the bar, said hello how's it going to 1 of them. Instantly, the other girl leapt off her seat and whacked my friend as hard as she could in the jaw. I thought it was the funniest story I ever heard.

Kind of extreme! But this negative reaction to guys (they don't find attractive) seems to be a regular occurrence among younger women! If your not good looking in their eyes you are a 'creep' or a 'looser'.

Being a little older, I wouldn't expect that off women my own age but it would put me off saying hello to certain types of women!

looky loo · 29-07-2011 12:06PM

Went to a house party in London, when I lived there years ago, met a guy called dinny anyway long story short, he said he wanted to walk me home, which meant a journey on the tube ....this was at 6am on a monday morning...for the whole journey, in a packed tube...he sung Dire Straits..'Romeo and Juliet' start to finish...whilst the whole of the tube sung along....beautiful memory....wonder where he is now...:rolleyes:

amacca · 29-07-2011 12:08PM

this sort of thing has never happened to me

(the wimmins generally take pity on me and tell me they have a boyfriend etc etc before I even get around to asking them out)

Ah nuts · 29-07-2011 12:11PM

looky loo wrote: »

Went to a house party in London, when I lived there years ago, met a guy called dinny anyway long story short, he said he wanted to walk me home, which meant a journey on the tube ....this was at 6am on a monday morning...for the whole journey, in a packed tube...he sung Dire Straits..'Romeo and Juliet' start to finish...whilst the whole of the tube sung along....beautiful memory....wonder where he is now...:rolleyes:

A mental institution

looky loo · 29-07-2011 12:13PM

Ah Nuts!

blaze1 · 29-07-2011 12:20PM

Myself & a mate went out for pints after work once and got chatting to a couple of birds, the rose selling people came round he brought one for the girl he was sitting next to. I foolishly brought one and turned to the girl I was talking to and said sorry this isnt for you, this is for my girlfriend who I'm meeting later.....

What a c0ck

stovelid · 29-07-2011 12:20PM

Dan133269 wrote: »

I once tried to get off with a girl in a late bar in Limerick, was getting on great with her, dancing, I threw the head on her and she pulled away. !

I would have thought head-butting somebody was a perfectly valid mode of foreplay in Limerick?

GerM · 29-07-2011 12:24PM

Mate is chatting up girl in busy bar.

Other mate standing idle attempts to strike up conversation with her mate who is also only out with one other friend.

Mate: "So what do you do?"
Girl: "No" *turns around on chair and faces other way with back to him*

7Sins · 29-07-2011 12:24PM

What annoys me about them b*tches is if you start a convo with them they automatically assume you want the leg over

and the other b*tches that desert the b*tch you start a convo with because they think it's the right thing to do so she can get her game on and I'm all like

ffs she's an ugly b*tch, I was only asking her the time and then ya get stuck with the ugly b*tch cos ya'd be too much of a softy to leave the b*tch standing by herself.

B*tches be crazy

Fauntleroy · 29-07-2011 12:30PM

I was trying to chat up this girl once in a bar, I went over to her and said, "Hey, can i buy you a drink?" and she literally took out a sword and cut my head off in one go. Won't be going to that bar again!

Jaxxy · 29-07-2011 12:30PM

Wait. So one poster is giving out about chatting up and dancing with a bird, only to get shot down with surprise when he puts the moves on her, and another is giving out that all women automatically assume that when a bloke speaks to them it's to chat them up.

Haha, can't win.

7Sins · 29-07-2011 12:32PM

JaxxYChicK wrote: »

Wait. So one poster is giving out about chatting up and dancing with a bird, only to get shot down with surprise when he puts the moves on her, and another is giving out that all women automatically assume that when a bloke speaks to them it's to chat them up.

Haha, can't win.

I've never actually spoken to a woman in my life, I'm just trying to fit in

Jaxxy · 29-07-2011 12:35PM

7Sins wrote: »

I've never actually spoken to a woman in my life, I'm just trying to fit in

You're doing a great job. ;D

looky loo · 29-07-2011 12:35PM

Can the guys stop calling women 'bitches', it really is offensive. Just because someone didnt want to talk to you its their perogative, incidentally, you invaded their space not the other way around.

The Master · 29-07-2011 12:37PM

Less of the sexism please guys, bitches hate that

amacca · 29-07-2011 12:37PM

GerM wrote: »

Mate is chatting up girl in busy bar.

Other mate standing idle attempts to strike up conversation with her mate who is also only out with one other friend.

Mate: "So what do you do?"
Girl: "No" *turns around on chair and faces other way with back to him*

wow..what a cnut.......no need for that..there are much more intelligent less horrible bint ways of letting someone know you are not interested

there was a time when this would have crushed/completely deflated me......now, I think my pint would be spilling all over her head

ooh Im soooooooo soorrrrry!

smash · 29-07-2011 12:38PM

In a bar once having a drink with a friend and could smell DKNY woman from somewhere. That sh!t makes me want to puke... turned and there was a girl behind me so I said it to my friend and I wanted to move but he said "I bet that's not what she's wearing" so I turned and asked her and the reply I got was "Oooh very original chat up line there". So I just looked at her and said "Actually I asked because it makes me want to vomit", picked up my coat and moved!

py2006 · 29-07-2011 12:39PM

looky loo wrote: »

Can the guys stop calling women 'bitches', it really is offensive. Just because someone didnt want to talk to you its their perogative, incidentally, you invaded their space not the other way around.

The 'bitches' are the ones who are rude, offensive and obnoxious about not wanting to talk to you! Especially, when all you say is "hello"!

stovelid · 29-07-2011 12:40PM

looky loo wrote: »

Can the guys stop calling women 'bitches', it really is offensive. Just because someone didnt want to talk to you its their perogative, incidentally, you invaded their space not the other way around.

All I'm getting now is unfortunate images of Bbbby Brown giving Whitney a fat lip for hogging the pipe.

looky loo · 29-07-2011 12:40PM

The Master wrote: »

Less of the sexism please guys, bitches hate that

The age of chivalry is dead........

Dun · 29-07-2011 12:41PM

Dan133269 wrote: »

Hello all,
I once tried to get off with a girl in a late bar in Limerick, was getting on great with her, dancing, I threw the head on her and she pulled away. Fair enough I thought, shot down but sure it happens. Then she starts desperately pushing her way through the crowded pub as quick as she could glancing back at me frantically with terror etched all over her face, as if I had tried to rape her.

Which head did you throw on her? :pac:

Jaxxy · 29-07-2011 12:41PM

looky loo wrote: »

The age of chivalry is dead........

Thank fook!

7Sins · 29-07-2011 12:42PM

looky loo wrote: »

The age of chivalry is dead........

What's jam got to do with this

stovelid · 29-07-2011 12:46PM

looky loo wrote: »

The age of chivalry is dead........

Chivalry and "bitches" are the polar sides of sexism are they not?

Frank Black · 29-07-2011 12:47PM

smash wrote: »

In a bar once having a drink with a friend and could smell DKNY woman from somewhere. That sh!t makes me want to puke... turned and there was a girl behind me so I said it to my friend and I wanted to move but he said "I bet that's not what she's wearing" so I turned and asked her and the reply I got was "Oooh very original chat up line there". So I just looked at her and said "Actually I asked because it makes me want to vomit", picked up my coat and moved!

TBH, this makes you sound like more of an arsehole than her.

whiteknucles · 29-07-2011 12:48PM

I put my cock in a bitches pint glass once and she loved it. Sometimes you have to take control of the situation and be original.

castletownman · 29-07-2011 12:50PM

I used to take adverse reactions to chatting someone up really personally. Nowadays, with a bit more experience, I really couldn't give a f00k. You're only young once, one rejection ain't going to ruin your life!

amacca · 29-07-2011 12:53PM

whiteknucles wrote: »

I put my cock in a bitches pint glass once and she loved it. Sometimes you have to take control of the situation and be original.

In fairness that is original................I'm not sure you are in control of anything however.

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