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Fas...is no more.

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,550 ✭✭✭Min


    I think people will call it Solas briste.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭paperclip2


    Spot on, jobs won't be lost. The same ****ing morons and thieves who were high up in FAS will just move over to the rebranded bull**** and make a total balls of it as well.

    The VEC's are already pulling their hair out over having to redeploy permanent staff from the closing of the Travellers training centres. This is going to cause some serious problems if all FAS staff have to be retained as well. Add the amalgamation of certain VEC's to the mix and this could get really ugly really quick.
    Also many of the teaching staff in FAS and the VEC's aren't trained in the future skills needs areas as outlined by the EGSFN so unless there's going to be a huge investment in CPD for staff it could very easily be a case of same ole, same ole.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,803 ✭✭✭El Siglo


    Nothing will change, same shower of retards running/working in it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,791 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Maybe the OP misread it and it's to be called Solace where you get patted on the head and told to come back in three months.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17 oggy8


    So how many FAS employees have been finally given the royal boot...not one I bet!

    It will be interesting to see what type of quality education and training Solas will come up with....maybe they'll be level 8, 9 or 10 qualifications:D?????


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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 43,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭Lord TSC


    brimal wrote: »
    How many Solas executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Trick question. The answer is none, they just get loads of interns in to do it for free...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,351 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    There actually have already been major changes in personnel and the VECs are now in charge of training. New rules about taking a course and connection to your dole are already in.

    As with most things here people will roll out the usual things about how there are no changes and everybody working in any government body is an idiot.

    I have worked in both private and public sector and there is really little difference to the people working in them. The biggest factors is the age and size of the organization.

    There are a lot of people who have never worked in any kind of position who stand and judge. Hint if you haven't been working a full time job for at least 3 years you are clueless and if you never worked in an office for that length of time you are also clueless on how such organizations work or how to improve it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,018 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    What was wrong with calling it ANCO

    Or Asols?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 ✭✭weefarmer


    I wonder will they do anything for redundant apprentices like me that has passed everything in every phase and are just stuck in this bugger of a country because there is no work out there to finish working our 208 weeks that we need to get qualified, I am currently stuck on 201 weeks and when I plead with them this last 2 years to qualify me they simply say, find a job!!! Id have 2 years spent abroad at this stage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,351 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    weefarmer wrote: »
    I wonder will they do anything for redundant apprentices like me that has passed everything in every phase and are just stuck in this balls of a country because there is no work out there to finish working our 208 weeks that we need to get qualified, I am currently stuck on 201 weeks and when I plead with them this last 2 years to qualify me they simply say, find a job!!!
    Well it isn't there job to find you a job so that is the major misunderstanding most people have. Don't blame them for the apprentice system they didn't design it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Biggins wrote: »
    Yep.

    AnCo
    Manpower
    Fas

    Now Solas... Diffrent name - same tired, regurgitated gimmicks, overstuffed with too many over paid chiefs and not enough indians.

    I thought Manpower was a separate recruitment agency no?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,007 ✭✭✭Phill Ewinn


    Wonder what they're going to do with the old stuff. The FAS signs, stationary, uniforms, check books etc.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 260 ✭✭sparks24


    weefarmer wrote: »
    I wonder will they do anything for redundant apprentices like me that has passed everything in every phase and are just stuck in this bugger of a country because there is no work out there to finish working our 208 weeks that we need to get qualified, I am currently stuck on 201 weeks and when I plead with them this last 2 years to qualify me they simply say, find a job!!! Id have 2 years spent abroad at this stage.

    what have you done for 2 years?

    im sure if you offered to work for free for the last few weeks you have left you would have no problem getting your papers


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    It has been established the new name for FÁS is Solas, can you think of a name you would choose instead of FÁS or Solas? Gags and serious titles are welcome! Ha ha!

    I pick: fachail


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,125 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    OTL

    (On the Labour)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,759 ✭✭✭✭dlofnep


    SOLAS.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,724 ✭✭✭tallaghtmick


    Bollox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,943 ✭✭✭ballsymchugh


    no loss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 864 ✭✭✭Kxiii


    Still
    On
    Large
    Ass
    Salaries


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    FUUUUUUN!

    further unemployment for the unemployed,utilizing the uneducated to understand uses for nothing


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  • Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FAS


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,725 ✭✭✭charlemont


    FAS Fu*k All, Sir.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,351 ✭✭✭Ray Palmer


    Kxiii wrote: »
    Still
    On
    Large
    Ass
    Salaries
    I wouldn't do the work for what little they make. What do you consider a large salary? 30K???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,702 ✭✭✭squod


    FÁrtS


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,919 ✭✭✭Einhard


    CUNTS

    I think it's Irish for Happy Times or something.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    This thread done the rounds before and my answer is still the same. State Training Institute or STI for short.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,369 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    Arsolas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,242 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    emmigration training


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81 ✭✭_MadRa_


    Bais


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Dildo.


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