What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

curlzy · 26-07-2011 02:48PM

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Because the aim of the game for men is to impregnate as many women as possible. The aim of the game for women is to find the best suitable mate.

Yeah maybe before we invented contraception and child maintenence.:rolleyes: Most women like sex for sex's sake, nothing to do with procreation.

Hells Belle · 26-07-2011 02:49PM

holystungun9 wrote: »

You obviously don't know about the soggy biscuit game then??

Do tell, I'm in work I can't be caught googling freaky sh1t

dark crystal · 26-07-2011 02:50PM

The way men p!ss and moan about having to watch an hour or so of soaps or the X Factor, yet expect women not to do the same when they spend hours watching football/horse racing/snoker/golf/playing video games etc.

A little bit of give and take on both sides would be nice!

Also, why men feel the need to spend half an hour taking a sh!t. When I feel the need to evacuate my bowels, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes. My fella takes half a newsagents in with him whenever he goes. Crazy stuff.

curlzy · 26-07-2011 02:50PM

few cans? wrote: »

If you have a key that opens lots of locks, its called a masterkey. But if you have a lock that gets opened by a lot of keys, its a sh1te lock.

:rolleyes::rolleyes: Been on reddit i see. We're talking about vaginas and penises not locks and keys.

few cans? · 26-07-2011 02:53PM

curlzy wrote: »

:rolleyes::rolleyes: Been on reddit i see. We're talking about vaginas and penises not locks and keys.

whats reddit? thats an age old saying giving the excuse of why men can have loads of sex and get away with it while women cant

Blazer · 26-07-2011 02:53PM

dark crystal wrote: »

Also, why men feel the need to spend half an hour taking a sh!t. When I feel the need to evacuate my bowels, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes. My fella takes half a newsagents in with him whenever he goes. Crazy stuff.

it's to get a break from listening to you whining about coronation street, x-factor and all the other shíte you watch..a break from the nagging,
basically it's me time for us men

TheZohanS · 26-07-2011 02:54PM

dark crystal wrote: »

Also, why men feel the need to spend half an hour taking a sh!t. When I feel the need to evacuate my bowels, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes. My fella takes half a newsagents in with him whenever he goes. Crazy stuff.

Because it's the only time we're guaranteed a bit of peace and quiet! (and we're not actually taking a shìt either!)

26-07-2011 02:54PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

Ok googled that, ffs do boys actually do this????

Thank you for educating me AH

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk :pac:

not familiar with soggy biscuit no?

NTMK · 26-07-2011 02:54PM

dark crystal wrote: »

Also, why men feel the need to spend half an hour taking a sh!t. When I feel the need to evacuate my bowels, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes. My fella takes half a newsagents in with him whenever he goes. Crazy stuff.

Its where we do our best thinking and usually the only room in the house where you can lock yourself into without looking suspicious;)

dark crystal · 26-07-2011 02:56PM

Sc@recrow wrote: »

it's to get a break from listening to you whining about coronation street, x-factor and all the other shíte you watch..a break from the nagging,
basically it's me time for us men

Ah now, ye're the ones whining about those programmes.... when do us women get a break from that nagging, eh...eh???

carlybabe1 · 26-07-2011 03:02PM

kfallon wrote: »

Eh yes please , maybe start with a finger or two and work your way up from there tho :pac:

nooooooo thank ya buddy, dont fancy the work with the nail brush that id have to do afterwards

thats strictly a one way street, no access day or night
(I think I just vomited a little in my mouth :eek:)

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: ouch. But im betting theres a good story behind that:), also I did once know a woman who was mad into fisting freaky bitch.

:eek::eek::eek::eek: *crosses legs tightly*

py2006 · 26-07-2011 03:03PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek: *crosses legs tightly*

ah don't! :P

du Maurier · 26-07-2011 03:04PM

Italia wrote: »

It pi$$es me off no end when I'm concentrating (or trying to) watching a movie or especially a football game and she starts talking about things which are completely irrelevant (eg: how her friend has problems yada yada yada).
I've tried to be nice and gently point out that maybe it could wait until after the game / movie.... not a f*cking chance. Happens every bloody time. Now I just grunt or make some sound and try to ignore

Just gradually raise the volume of the TV. But so much so where you can easily drown out the jabbering but not so much so where it's noticeable so. There should be an inbuilt button for that decibel level.

Hells Belle · 26-07-2011 03:05PM

bluewolf wrote: »

not familiar with soggy biscuit no?

Holy crap, my fcukin eyes. :eek:

py2006 · 26-07-2011 03:05PM

So we can see from this thread that the women folk are a bizarre species altogether!! But would we do without them? :P

Wibbs · 26-07-2011 03:06PM

Jade182 wrote: »

Men just seem so careless. I'm sure they feel the same about women, but I've always felt that men just couldn't be bothered as much.

Its called not sweating over the minutiae. I suppose it depends on your individual focus too regardless of gender. That said I know hyper detail men who would drive you mad.

It really is down to the individual*. Some more general traits? I've found more women to be low level socially paranoid than men. What's he/she saying/thinking/spreading about me? kinda thing. Men usually grow out of that by their early 20's if they have it at all. They're generally more exclusive and competitive in social circles too. They can emotionally freeze out someone in teh group more than men. Their allegiances can be more fluid. Men tend to be more yes/no, women more yes/no/maybe...this week. Rare is the man who uses the phrase "meet my new best friend" or similar.

The ladies tend to have way more magical thinking going on at times. They believe more in fate/love at first sight/psychics/their "gut"/horoscopes/religion, both mainstream and odd/alternative medicine etc.

Men I find more staid, less fluid. Much more likely to get set in their ways as they age. IME teh average 60 year old woman is far more mentally adaptable and open to new things than the average 60 year old man and usually more craic with it. This goes doubly so for emotional ruts in men. While men (often with good cause) berate the ladies for a constant running commentary of their thoughts and emotions, too many men either appear to have no internal life, or jam it up in a little box inside their heads.

Both extremes can be infuriating, better to mix the two approaches. It can be done. I've learned to use my "gut" more as an example. I know it's just subconscious thinking more along primary reflex reactions and emotions finally bubbling up as a thought, but too often I've not listened to it, when I should.

*It becomes a pain having to always point this out lest someone of either genders underwear becomes bunched

Marty McFly · 26-07-2011 03:09PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek::eek: *crosses legs tightly*

You want to be doing more than that, she was super freaky, liked a bit of fisting in both the entrance and the exit;):eek::eek::eek:, god she was nuts.

py2006 · 26-07-2011 03:11PM

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

You want to be doing more than that, she was super freaky, liked a bit of fisting in both the entrance and the exit;):eek::eek::eek:, god she was nuts.

Ah here, its before the watershed!!

smash · 26-07-2011 03:14PM

py2006 wrote: »

Ah here, its before the watershed!!

AH has a watershed?

careca11 · 26-07-2011 03:20PM

they always moan about equality (Equality me tits) they have all the power ,

they are indecisive , you can't say no to them , if you lie to them they go mad , if you tell the truth they go mad (Damned if you do and Damned if you don't )

whenever women piss me off , I just think of the NWA song " B1tch is a B1tch"

There's a line in the song " the title B1tch don't apply to all women , but all women gotta little bitta b1tch in em"

Tefral · 26-07-2011 03:21PM

dark crystal wrote: »

The way men p!ss and moan about having to watch an hour or so of soaps or the X Factor, yet expect women not to do the same when they spend hours watching football/horse racing/snoker/golf/playing video games etc.

A little bit of give and take on both sides would be nice!

Also, why men feel the need to spend half an hour taking a sh!t. When I feel the need to evacuate my bowels, I'm in and out in less than 5 minutes. My fella takes half a newsagents in with him whenever he goes. Crazy stuff.

It's called sitting on the throne for a reason.
In the words of the great Peter Griffin "I'm king in here"

smash · 26-07-2011 03:25PM

What I find funny about women is that they'll say in a poll that c0ck size doesn't matter, yet they talk about and gloat about their bfs/husbands sizes to their friends. Then when they brake up, they attack their ex's manhood size... b!tches...

carlybabe1 · 26-07-2011 03:25PM

luvbulmers01 wrote: »

You want to be doing more than that, she was super freaky, liked a bit of fisting in both the entrance and the exit;):eek::eek::eek:, god she was nuts.

:eek::eek::eek: How.....I mean How......that couldnt be physically possible......sure she wouldnt be able to feel a mickey anymore........she'd have to have a fanny on her like a yawnin hippo.....and sure, what about the sharts and the follow through.......she musta had a fair amount of knickers in her wardrobe :eek:

*shakes head frantically to try remove mental image*

few cans? · 26-07-2011 03:28PM

Anyone ever read the Dear Deirdre section in one of the newspapers, think its the sun.
When a woman says 'i cheated on my husband with his younger bro' or something to that effect, she's all 'talk it out with your husband and find out why you feel the need to stray'
a man says 'i thought about kissing cheryl cole while my wife was asleep' and its all 'your a bastard you dont deserve your wife get on your knees and beg for forgiveness'

careca11 · 26-07-2011 03:32PM

carlybabe1 wrote: »

:eek::eek::eek: .she'd have to have a fanny on her like a yawnin hippo.....

never heard that one before ....which is why I burst out laughing in the office
just hilarious

py2006 · 26-07-2011 03:34PM

few cans? wrote: »

Anyone ever read the Dear Deirdre section in one of the newspapers, think its the sun.
When a woman says 'i cheated on my husband with his younger bro' or something to that effect, she's all 'talk it out with your husband and find out why you feel the need to stray'
a man says 'i thought about kissing cheryl cole while my wife was asleep' and its all 'your a bastard you dont deserve your wife get on your knees and beg for forgiveness'

Yea there is a HUGE double standard in womans attitudes towards cheating when its a man compared to a woman! It really infuriates me!

I remember the old talk shows when they first came to screens here (ricki lake etc), a cheating man would come on stage to boos and ridicule, bastard, pig, scum etc etc and rightly so. But when they brought a cheating woman on, they all sided with her and it was the mans fault that she had to cheat!! :mad:

Dudess · 26-07-2011 03:42PM

Ickle Magoo wrote: »

People who have abysmal taste in partners and then use their negative experiences as fertiliser to grow an enormous chip on their shoulder about an entire gender - 99.9999% of which they have never met.

That goes for both genders, btw.

Awesome...

jugger0 · 26-07-2011 03:44PM

Woman nag way too much, are too materialistic, have awful taste in music and movies, also the whole "we are equal to men in every way..." nahhhh.

amacca · 26-07-2011 03:48PM

the general nagging and anal retentiveness + so many of them are neat...too neat

neat & tidy to a ridiculous dolls house level - no effin point in actually tryin to live in this apt if you want it this tidy etc

shouldnt be relax man it should be relax woman

(felt nice to get that off my chest)

Frank Black · 26-07-2011 03:54PM

Obsessions with Dieting – Note to (some of the) females in my office who seem to spend everyday talking about different diet regimes and counting calories. If you really want to lose some weight, go to the gym a few times a week and stop stuffing your face with biscuits and crisps, it’s not complicated – Thank you.

What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

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