What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

danniemcq wrote: »

Their constant demand for equal rights but if you raise your fist they scream that they say i can't hit them cause they are women.

starviewadams wrote: »

The stupidity of 90% of women.

Kinetic^ wrote: »

They're all bints!

ALL!!!!!!

Much less of this stuff, or bans and lock will follow. Good-humoured jokes are ok but there's a line, see if you can keep on the right side of it.

CardBordWindow wrote: »

I hate how they always expect to be the small spoon.

Have no idea what you're trying to say here

py2006 wrote: »

The girls that always go for the 'bad guy' and then complain because they are being treated wrong!!

The flip side of that coin is the guys who whinge that 'nice guys finish last', 'girls only like bad boys' when the nice guy in question has questionable hygiene and is like Tighten (yeah that was how he spelled his name) in Megamind before he turned into Tighten and the 'bad guy' in question is actually Mr Normal who doesn't have a creepy obsession with the girl.

Italia wrote: »

It pi$$es me off no end when I'm concentrating (or trying to) watching a movie or especially a football game and she starts talking about things which are completely irrelevant (eg: how her friend has problems yada yada yada).
I've tried to be nice and gently point out that maybe it could wait until after the game / movie.... not a f*cking chance. Happens every bloody time. Now I just grunt or make some sound and try to ignore

That can annoy girls as well. I'm trying to watch something on YouTube and my mother comes in to tell me that someone has had a baby fall out of their crotch (yawn babies are born every day, who the frak cares?).

You should tell your girlfriend what I tell my mother, that you don't give a crap

Gillington wrote: »

They're my chips!

Are you a guy or a girl? Because my father constantly stole food off my plate (and he bitches and whinges when I hit him with my fork)

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Women who will insist on watching emmerdale, coronation street & eastenders one after the other. Thats an hour & a half of dreary, mind-numbing tv bile. Lifes too short.

You can add Fairly ****ty to that list, my father has to watch that crap. I'm so glad Brookside (the dreariest bilge of them all) was cancelled as he'd probably watch that as well.

Here's one thing I hate about the opposite sex (well my father at least), the TV fails in the other room and he comes into my room and starts whinging to be allowed to watch all the above bilge on my TV.

When I was living in a bedsit Dublin he threw a strop and threatened to leave because I refused to allow him to watch soaps on my TV. Look, it's a one-room living space, there's no other place for me to go, if I allowed him to watch it I'd have to listen to the crap as well





Oh and here's one thing I can't stand about certain members of the opposite sex

"Girls shouldn't fart/burp" whilst the vapours of their own farts are still evident!

Again, this was courtesy of my father. So now when I fart, I make sure to turn my arse in his direction and aim it at him

py2006 wrote: »

According to the poll (so far), boys are indeed BETTER than girls!! haha

Only because there are no wimmin on the interwebz, n00b

Feeona wrote: »

Godammit woman, you're interrupting the circle jerk:pac:

Ok googled that, ffs do boys actually do this????

Thank you for educating me AH

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk :pac:

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

I know I'm a woman but having read this thread makes me think I might actually be a man. I do most of the infuriating man stuff (staring at tits, farting, messy - yep, I'm a catch) and practically none of the woman stuff (hate soaps/celeb nonsense/PMS-moaners/handbags/bitchiness etc). Where's the Atari Genderneutral option?

Agree! I just want to go for a few pints or watch a good action film with absolutely no intelligent story line whatsoever. Btw, staring at a guys crotch - not so much. Staring at a cute bum - guilty

[QUOTE=carefulnow100;73489694]I hate the way some women SOME WOMEN take the time of the month thing to a new level.

I know you're in pain, **** if I was bleeding from the tip of me lad for four days I id be pissed too, but do not give out to me and try to start arguments for six hours about your insecurities.
Especially when we talked about them last month, and the month before.


And the month before too.[/QUOTE]

I suggest you take heed of your username, if your gf sees this, you'll be suffering a lottttt more next month

mcmoustache wrote: »

That would be a deal-breaker for me. Those bloody soaps are retarded. They recycle story lines with bad actors and the worst part is that they never end.

+++++1 I haaaaaaaaaaaaaate them foookin soaps :mad: oddly enough my ex used to watch them, probably still does...p*&sy :mad:

cronin_j wrote: »

Can open... worms everywhere.:eek:

then get and clean it up man, wat ya sittin there lookin at it for

py2006 wrote: »

Actually some do!! I have noticed alot of women checking out the bulge of my jeans!!

Generally women are less obvious when it comes to ogling but they are most definitely as guilty of it!

hmmmm really :eek:


*makes mental note to check out said bulge at next boardsies session*




I hate the way some blokes actually think that the "tips" they see on porn vids are actually a good idea to try out :eek::eek::eek::eek:
ehhhhh *EPIC* fail, they're aimed at men, so they're mens fantasies, not necessarily womens




no you caaaaaant fit your fist up there, unless you want me to return the favour :pac:

Sorry

Hells Belle wrote: »

Ok googled that, ffs do boys actually do this????

Thank you for educating me AH

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk :pac:

You obviously don't know about the soggy biscuit game then??