What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

Tefral · 26-07-2011 01:44PM

starviewadams wrote: »

The stupidity of 90% of women.

Can open... worms everywhere.:eek:

Adhamh · 26-07-2011 01:45PM

If guys outnumber girls in a group, it's no problem.

If girls outnumber guys, they always talk about people the guys don't know, then they start making faces to each other (kinda like sign language gossip), whispering to each other, texting each other in the same room, leaving the room in pairs for a few minutes to fulfill their thirst for scandal etc. So very rude...

Any time I hang out with a female friend (some moreso than others, but all of them are guilty), it'd be me and someones boyfriend or someone that I don't really know, trying to get along, make smalltalk, invlove everyone else, and then after a while, or a few drinks, the usual sh!te happens. And this is with ladies in their twenties, not teenagers.

Explain yourselves, bitches.

Kinetic^ · 26-07-2011 01:51PM

They're all bints!

ALL!!!!!!

Scanlas The 2nd · 26-07-2011 01:52PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

Staring at tits - yes we can see you.

Staring at crotches - yes we can see you.

looky loo · 26-07-2011 01:52PM

starviewadams wrote: »

The stupidity of 90% of women.

The stupidity of starviewadams...:)

py2006 · 26-07-2011 01:55PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

Staring at tits - yes we can see you.

Isn't that what they are for?

NTMK · 26-07-2011 01:57PM

Elba101 wrote: »

In other news, the way blokes have to watch every football match (if they like football) even if they don't support the team

we do this out of spite because we usually have to endure an hour and a half of crap soaps or even worse MTV programming every night:P

foxyboxer · 26-07-2011 01:58PM

The attention-whores who dress up in the heels/miniskirt/heaving cleavage combo, who subsequently complain at being ogled at. :rolleyes:

Scanlas The 2nd · 26-07-2011 02:00PM

Caraville wrote: »

Well if you call not living in your own filth "pleasure" then fair enough. I just see it as not wanting to end up living like those people who you see on "How Clean Is Your House" or that girl Ross dated in Friends with the brown sticky goo in between the couch cushions.

That's fine, I'm just explaining why it is that women tend to be more concerned with a clean house. Men do care but they care less so it's going to be the women more often that do it or nag men about it.

Marty McFly · 26-07-2011 02:00PM

How some women when having a bad day turn into emotional wrecks cry, scream etc and take there bad mood out on every person they come into contact with for no reason.

Also the differances in sense of humour, if your with a group of men some of the most offensive jokes can be told but men will se the funny side, say them around women and your suddenly a heartless bastard.

py2006 · 26-07-2011 02:01PM

Elba101 wrote: »

You're hanging around with the wrong peeps if that's what they think

In other news, the way blokes have to watch every football match (if they like football) even if they don't support the team

Thats like saying if you watch one tv programe you shouldnt watch another!!

py2006 · 26-07-2011 02:02PM

Steamer wrote: »

When a guy approaches you when you are out...

Talk to him for a while, you're interested and leading him on, not talk for long and you are a bitch. You can't win!

Try it from our side!! Seriously!!

Hells Belle · 26-07-2011 02:05PM

Scanlas The 2nd wrote: »

Staring at crotches - yes we can see you.

I don't think girls do that, I certainly don't. Mickeys are not the most beautiful creation on this earth I'm afraid :pac:

And to the guy who said cover up your tits, eh I'll wear them around my neck if I want, stop being a perv.

theillest · 26-07-2011 02:05PM

In my experience alot of women are very imagine concious,should probably throw the hello magazine in the bin or what ever.Dont get me wrong theres alot of women out there who hate all the bull****,but the good majority of women actually do care what ever,who ever,was wearing or who cheated on who. I think it was only the Independant had the Oslo Murders as front page news and everybody else had Amy Winehouse dying.THAT IS NOT NEWS. People who use coke regularly die every day.

py2006 · 26-07-2011 02:08PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

I don't think girls do that, I certainly don't. Mickeys are not the most beautiful creation on this earth I'm afraid :pac:

And to the guy who said cover up your tits, eh I'll wear them around my neck if I want, stop being a perv.

Eh, wear your tits around your neck???

:eek:

py2006 · 26-07-2011 02:10PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

I don't think girls do that, I certainly don't. Mickeys are not the most beautiful creation on this earth I'm afraid :pac:

Actually some do!! I have noticed alot of women checking out the bulge of my jeans!!

Generally women are less obvious when it comes to ogling but they are most definitely as guilty of it!

Scanlas The 2nd · 26-07-2011 02:10PM

Hells Belle wrote: »

I don't think girls do that, I certainly don't. Mickeys are not the most beautiful creation on this earth I'm afraid :pac:

And to the guy who said cover up your tits, eh I'll wear them around my neck if I want, stop being a perv.

Wrong. Mickeys are beautiful, more beautiful than boobs by a good bit. And women do stare at men's crotches but you pretend you don't.

--Kaiser-- · 26-07-2011 02:12PM

py2006 wrote: »

Actually some do!! I have noticed alot of women checking out the bulge of my jeans!!

Generally women are less obvious when it comes to ogling but they are most definitely as guilty of it!

Actually women are generally very obvious about this, but I thought that was the intention...

Kya1976 · 26-07-2011 02:15PM

Manflu.:rolleyes:

Hells Belle · 26-07-2011 02:18PM

Problem boys?

holystungun9 · 26-07-2011 02:19PM

MitchKoobski wrote: »

Pick one.

Me: "But what did I even do!? If you don't tell me why you're mad then I can't make you happy can I? What did I do wrong!?"
Her: "Well if I have to tell you what you did wrong, then you're just missing the point completely. I thought you would have realised that."

Me: "BUT WHAT DID I DO!? WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED OFF!?"
Her: "Well if you don't know by now, I'm not going to tell you."

Me: "Do you want some?" *offers chips*
Her: "No I'm fine I had dinner."
Me: "You sure? I'll throw some on for ya?"
Her: "Yeah definitely. I won't eat anything else."
*I go to the toilet for two minutes and find half my chips gone*
Me: "You said you didnt want any!"
Her: "I wasn't hungry then!"

Me: "Alright but I need my sleep tonight. Im up at 8 and I was late for work last week."
Her: "Haha yeah no problem, I'll head off around 2"
*me getting into bed*
Her: "Why are you going to bed? I didn't tell you about X during the week and we were gonna watch Y."
Me: "Its 2:30, I need bed."
Her: "Dya want me to leave?"
Me: "....kind of...you said you were heading for 2?"
Her: "OH MY GOD I can't believe you said that!!"

This used to wreck my head on a continual basis. Then you try to take a night off from her calling over so you tell her you have to do something and it just f@king deteriorates into Armageddon.

NTMK · 26-07-2011 02:19PM

Kya1976 wrote: »

Manflu.:rolleyes:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/8598173/Man-flu-really-does-exist.html

ItsNoAlias · 26-07-2011 02:20PM

theillest wrote: »

People who use coke regularly die every day.

I know this is off topic & I understood what you meant but when I read this first (quick scan) I saw "People who use coke, regularly die every day". :pac:

curlzy · 26-07-2011 02:22PM

This one has always confused me. Everyone likes sex right? Both sexes like it. So why do some boys call girls sluts for having sex? It makes no sense, if girls weren't afraid of being called a slut then I'd say they'd have way more sex. So the boys that call girls sluts are actually decreasing other boys chances of having sex by calling girls sluts. Boys are studs for sleeping around, girls are sluts, why not just consider everyone as a stud for having sex? That way everyone wins. *

* Note: I said "boys", real men don't call girls sluts.

Cat Melodeon · 26-07-2011 02:22PM

I know I'm a woman but having read this thread makes me think I might actually be a man. I do most of the infuriating man stuff (staring at tits, farting, messy - yep, I'm a catch) and practically none of the woman stuff (hate soaps/celeb nonsense/PMS-moaners/handbags/bitchiness etc). Where's the Atari Genderneutral option?

--Kaiser-- · 26-07-2011 02:23PM

curlzy wrote: »

* Note: I said "boys", real men don't call girls sluts.

In my experience, females use this word far more often than males

pragmatic1 · 26-07-2011 02:24PM

curlzy wrote: »

This one has always confused me. Everyone likes sex right? Both sexes like it. So why do some boys call girls sluts for having sex? It makes no sense, if girls weren't afraid of being called a slut then I'd say they'd have way more sex. So the boys that call girls sluts are actually decreasing other boys chances of having sex by calling girls sluts. Boys are studs for sleeping around, girls are sluts, why not just consider everyone as a stud for having sex? That way everyone wins. *

* Note: I said "boys", real men don't call girls sluts.

Because the aim of the game for men is to impregnate as many women as possible. The aim of the game for women is to find the best suitable mate.

holystungun9 · 26-07-2011 02:25PM

allandanyways wrote: »

The way men want sex as soon as ye wake up.

Just give me like five minutes to open my eyes and I'll ride you like a pony. That's all I want, five minutes.

What I am I to do for the 5 minutes?? If I start playing with myself I get called a pervert!

py2006 · 26-07-2011 02:25PM

curlzy wrote: »

This one has always confused me. Everyone likes sex right? Both sexes like it. So why do some boys call girls sluts for having sex? .

In fairness, boys don't call girls sluts of having sex!!! They may call them that for having sex with a lot of different partners!! But in my opinion, its girls that seem to call other girls as sluts!!

Generally its because they are better looking or have a nicer figure more so than actually being a slut!!

py2006 · 26-07-2011 02:26PM

Cat Melodeon wrote: »

I know I'm a woman but having read this thread makes me think I might actually be a man. I do most of the infuriating man stuff (staring at tits, farting, messy - yep, I'm a catch) and practically none of the woman stuff (hate soaps/celeb nonsense/PMS-moaners/handbags/bitchiness etc). Where's the Atari Genderneutral option?

Cool chick alert!!

What infuriates you about the opposite sex?

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